The Whole World is God's Assistance

[Absurd]

Question: What's it like dating a naturally gifted astrologer?

Answer:

If you lie to him.

"I know you're lying to me ^_^" - Immediately exposed.

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Chapter 151 Mission Ended

"I won't beat you."

The very beautiful vampire stood in the green shade of the small garden, smiling.

Really, really?

No, I don’t believe it!

But this sentence at least gave the few people some confidence. They finally climbed up stiffly from the recliners and dared to face the pressure brought by the vampire.

Sigourney looked at the people with gloomy faces.

His eyes first fell on Yelena's face.

"Do you like reading these stories?"

Yelena shook her head quickly.

"Since you don't like it, why don't you watch it again?"

Yelena nodded vigorously.

"So, don't let me see you reading any books in this year, okay?" Sigourney stretched out her hand to her, "Give me all the books you have with you now. If you dare to keep any of them..."

Yelena was dumbfounded. Was this a way of confiscating her spiritual food?

But looking at the vampire's cold dark red eyes, she trembled helplessly and quickly handed over all the novels in her space bracelet: "I dare not! I give them to you, I give them all to you! They are all here! Really! I didn't keep any of them!"

After paying the fee, she started to cry. She had no spiritual food for a whole year and she was afraid she would starve to death!

Sigourney calmly put away the novel that Yelena handed in, her eyes falling on Quentin beside her.

Quentin glared at him fiercely. What were he looking at? He was just watching Scarlet Moon change her gender and dress up as a woman and get locked up in a dark room! He was so happy watching it! He was almost laughing to death!

What can we do to him?

He is not afraid of anything!

Sigourney raised her eyebrows. "The Brilliant Academy discussed with us before. They said that the wizard apprentices like Brother Quentin very much. They want to borrow you from Ash to help take care of the children in the academy—" He tilted his head to look at Ash behind him. "After we go back, just agree to it."

When did the college discuss this with them?

Ash blinked and nodded very willingly: "Okay."

Thinking of those little devils who chattered endlessly and always climbed people like trees... Quentin's face suddenly turned dark: "Despicable and shameless human beings! Bah! Vampires!"

He was so angry that he even forgot that he was also a vampire.

Sigourney's eyes passed over Ivan, who was secretly feeding medicine to his stomach with a miserable look on his face, and fell on Yolande: "You... um, have you realized it now?"

Yolande frowned in pain: "Can't you just leave my closet alone?"

"No." Sigourney tilted her head, as if thinking for a moment, "But if I burn your wardrobe, you can build another one in less than half a year..."

No, no, no, don't make it sound like the loss is not big, okay?

Some out-of-print clothes can never be found again after they are burned! The wardrobe he put together again is completely different from the previous one!

He also feels very distressed and cares a lot!

Yolande twitched the corners of his lips, feeling a little uneasy.

You know, Sigourney, this petty and mean vampire, is the best at finding other people's pain points, and she always hits the mark.

Burning his wardrobe isn’t enough this time, what else do you want to do?

Sigourney looked at him coldly: "Let me put it this way. I will burn your wardrobe in a year."

Yolande’s eyelids twitched wildly: “Huh?”

"For this year, exchange your wardrobe with Ivan's." Sigourney raised the corners of her lips maliciously, "Don't let me see you wearing clothes other than those in his wardrobe."

There is also this trick?

Yolande looked at Ivan in disbelief, especially at the extremely plain clothes that Ivan wore, which were in keeping with the straight male aesthetic. He blurted out in disgust, "Such ugly clothes?!"

Sigourney asked lightly, "Are you going to wear it or not?"

Yolande has always been a smart guy.

If you wear it, your wardrobe will be burned.

If he doesn't wear it, he's afraid he'll never have his own wardrobe.

"Wear it." After realizing the reality, he agreed decisively. He looked much better than the distracted Yelena and Quentin. He was truly an elegant and respectable man until his death.

He tilted his head to look at Ivan, with a layer of sadness between his eyebrows and eyes: "When we return to the royal city, I will exchange wardrobes with you, okay?"

Ivan nodded blankly, and halfway through, he finally realized that the meaning of exchange was that he also had to wear Yolande's clothes?

When his eyes fell on Yolande's pretty little dress today, Brother Ivan's eyes went dark. He couldn't face the future of returning to the royal city and even wanted to pack his bags and fly away immediately.

"Pack up and get ready to return to the royal city." Finally, Sigourney said this, turned around and strode away.

The people on the rooftop watched him from behind, and the same thought came to their minds at the same time -

Actually, it's better to be beaten up.

After Sigourney simply left, Yelena fell back onto the recliner with a look of despair: "It's over. This year is all over. Without novels, what's the fun of living?"

Quentin stood there like a wooden stick, probably still not recovering from his nightmarish vision of the future.

Ivan held down his stomach which was still twitching despite taking the stomach medicine, but he felt a pair of eyes falling on him.

Turning his head, he met Yolande's dark green eyes.

Yolande saw Ivan looking at him and smiled slightly with a subtle expression.

His eyes fell on Ivan's handsome face with deep features. He had been threatening and tempting him for so long, but he had not been able to lure this man into his fitting room. But when their wardrobes were exchanged -

"It's worth it." He couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "It's worth it."

My mentality is very stable.

In addition to Sigourney, the others who had just gone up to the top floor included Ash, Jane, Meng, Xiao Jin, and Lan.

Yang took Eaglen to find the store owner to settle the bill.

Soon after Jane came up, she heard that the conversation between Yolande and the others was not suitable for children, so she immediately turned around and went downstairs with the hamster on her shoulder.

After Sigourney finished dealing with her friends, she left, and Ash followed with Lan.

Now only Meng is left.

Meng, the only one who stayed on the rooftop and watched the whole show, said: “…” He is worthy of being the editor-in-chief of Brilliant Daily at such a young age.

Finally, he quietly took away a bright daily newspaper.

I just heard a few people chatting and he also wanted to see the content of the submissions.

The hotel bill was settled by the generous Master Prince.

He also kindly arranged for a flying monster to escort them along the way.

"If you need any potions in the future, just contact me." Yang said very straightforwardly, "Of course, you have Lord Nance over there, so it shouldn't be your turn to look for us. However, if you need any magic plants, you can also come to me. We grow all kinds of rare magic plants in Prince Manor!"

He said this with a purpose.

He probably thought that if Mr. Nance wanted to treat Joshua, he would probably need a lot of materials.

Sigourney did not refuse his kindness and agreed.

A group of people, riding in a flying carriage, headed towards the Brilliant Royal City.

The Beauty Squad’s first mission ended perfectly.

Ash, sitting in the carriage: "I feel like I forgot something?"

Half of the people on the carriage were mentally exhausted. Even Yelena, who was usually the most lively, did not say a word. She just waved her hand like a salty fish, indicating that she did not think she had forgotten anything.

Meng Ye said: "Don't think too much, you must have not slept well last night, so you have this illusion."

Ash stopped thinking about it and tried to ignore the strange feeling in his heart. He leaned towards the vampire again and planned to make up for his sleep.

The secret alliance base near Leigu Town.

As a logistics person, Suya, who is very good at hiding and lurking because of her weak presence, used magic potion to temporarily change her appearance and sneaked into the Camarilla base. The last member of the Beauty Team is still lurking diligently in the base, waiting for news from Yolande and others.

He sneaked into the base with Meng and Jian, but he acted alone, as a backup, as a fallback and insurance, providing secret support and protection for the two. When Meng and Jian were taken to the Undead Swamp, he escaped and gathered the latest intelligence in the base, waiting for the two to return.

We agreed to notify him to retreat when the operation was over.

But I haven't received any news.

Most of the sacrifices that were teleported to the abyss have returned.

What on earth are Meng, Jian and the others doing?

Su Ya, who couldn't figure it out, continued to work diligently as an undercover agent.

Anyway, this job couldn't be easier for him since he had a weak sense of existence.