What to do if you transmigrate into a scumbag, especially a scumbag with a golden finger? Qin Lang, as a member of the Transmigration Department, naturally chooses to reclaim the golden fingers and...
Chapter 183: Second Kill Records Available
Seriously, how could someone who claims to be a highly educated expert in the world come up with such a ridiculous statement as "pay to work"?
Qin Lang also frowned, and smiled at Tang Jun's behavior of covering his mouth immediately after cursing.
"He's pretty stupid."
Qin Lang agreed with his employees' opinions, which made Tang Jun, who was a little nervous, happy and said with a pout.
"He keeps saying he needs to be paid to work, but why doesn't he go to work himself? He's absolutely crazy."
Young people are under so much pressure nowadays. Tang Jun really looks down on these so-called experts.
As he spoke, he raised his phone and let Qin Lang see the comments below.
"Boss, look, I feel much better now that everyone below is cursing him."
When Qin Lang looked at the messages in the live broadcast room, he found that they were all fans cursing at people. Maybe these people were not fans, but just came to curse after seeing the message.
[senxiquan: You're an expert, and you talk so nicely, but why don't you have your family members go to work and get paid?]
[33197080: What I'm saying is, if you really want to contribute to the country, you, Expert Ke Mingyu, should donate all your wealth. That would also be a contribution to the country!]
[Xiange Luochu: I think what you, the expert, said is right. Young people can only contribute to the country if they work for a living. So, at your age, if you die, you can still contribute to the world and make a profit for the funeral industry, right?]
[Masumi: When I become an expert at talking nonsense, I will make all the young people in the world stop working and make the elderly work part-time.]
The netizens' words were so venomous that it made people feel warm inside. However, the expert seemed to be nearsighted because he was wearing glasses. He couldn't see what the netizens were saying and continued to express his opinions seriously.
"I believe that paid work solves the current dilemma of young people having no work to do, and also solves the problem of company bosses having trouble recruiting. Young people no longer have to stay home and rely on their parents for support, while companies can also provide them with more education and better development opportunities, thus promoting economic mobility in society..."
The expert was still serious, even a little smug, and seemed to agree with his own ideas.
Qin Lang listened to the other party's talk and felt that this expert would be hit by bricks if he spoke out.
After thinking about it, Qin Lang followed the other party and then left a message in the live broadcast room.
An Ning Funeral Services' Xiao Qin: "Hey, expert, you seem quite old, and you should also do your part to reduce the pressure on the planet. So why not purchase a one-stop funeral package from An Ning Funeral Services in advance? No need for a 10% discount today! No need for a 20% discount! Because you're an expert, I'll give you a 40% discount!! Just 40% off! Take home a one-stop funeral package!!! Please contact me in the background!"
As soon as this information came out, the fans who were originally spamming and cursing in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. After all, everyone was cursing in a sarcastic way. Hey man, you're really serious! You directly changed your name and even provided a funeral service with an expert. It's hilarious!
The live broadcast room suddenly started to laugh and @安宁葬小秦 seriously recommended to the expert that he should buy a package or something, after all, they were offering a 40% discount.
When Tang Jun saw the message his boss sent in front of him, he couldn't help but give his boss a thumbs up.
"Boss, you're just awesome! You curse without even using a single curse word! I'm going to learn from you in the future!"
Tang Jun's eyes were full of admiration, while Qin Lang shrugged.
"Is it possible? I'm serious about finding a client. After all, the one-stop service in our store is still very expensive. The whole package costs more than 30,000 yuan."
...Tang Jun was helpless. He didn't expect that others were just joking, but the boss was serious!!!
"The boss works really hard for his career."
She gave a compliment like a corporate slave, but then she heard the expert on the phone still talking.
"You young people are truly the worst generation nowadays. Not only do you not work hard and quit your jobs at every turn, but some of you even changed your names to curse me in the comment section. Look at this person called An Ning Funeral Xiao Qin. Aren't you afraid that your parents will die if you curse people like this?"
That’s right, the expert didn’t see anything else but saw the information about Xiao Qin from An Ning Funeral. Then he directly named Qin Lang and started to curse him, launching personal attacks right from the start.
He says others are not good enough, but his own words are also very unpleasant.
Tang Jun was stunned for a moment, observing the boss carefully, not daring to speak, after all, he watched his boss being scolded.
"My parents are dead."
Qin Lang saw Tang Jun's concern and said this coldly, leaving Tang Jun at a loss for words.
As a result, many fans in the live broadcast room went crazy and started cursing the anchor, thinking that you were attacking everyone. What's wrong with everyone mocking you?
Qin Lang looked at the netizens who were talking to him in the live broadcast room. He was very calm and did not send any messages. It seemed that he did not care much about the attack from this expert.
In the live broadcast room, the expert named Ke Mingyu felt relieved when he saw that the funeral director Xiao Qin stopped talking. He didn't care about the curses from others. As a result, he felt a little thirsty at this time, so he picked up the water cup beside him and started drinking.
The fans below were all cursing the expert, and the cursing even caused the number of fans in the live broadcast room to surge from 10,000 to 20,000. Everyone was cursing enthusiastically when they saw a shocking scene.
After drinking the water, the expert named Ke Mingyu started coughing madly, apparently because he was choked. Many fans below were cursing him, saying that he deserved it, but they soon realized that something was wrong.
Ke Mingyu is in his early sixties and his hair is all white. After drinking a sip of water, he started coughing madly. He even started to hold his neck with both hands tightly, as if he wanted to spit out something in his throat. He made two "ah" sounds and couldn't speak.
It seemed that there was an assistant nearby. Seeing this, he quickly came over to help and pounded his back hard. However, his face was getting redder and redder, and his body kept trying to save himself and breathe, but there was nothing he could do. The assistant who came over was also at a loss, and even forgot to turn off the live camera.
At this time, the fans in the live broadcast room were also confused and expressed their doubts.
[Little LU, who sings every day: No, it's just choking on my saliva. Why does it look a little off?]
[Wanwan: He looks like he's suffocating. Is there something in the water, choking him?]
[Linglong Zuiyue: ...I suddenly remembered who Xiao Qin from An Ning Funeral Home was! Oh my god, wasn't he the funeral home employee who only followed that deceased domestic violence man? He only followed one person and he was killed!]
[Cha Mi: I just went to Sangzang Ge's homepage and looked at his followers. The only two domestic violence men are already dead, and their records can be checked. The only one left is Ke Mingyu...]
Netizens were horrified at the moment, but the live broadcast room was not closed. The assistant was still frantically trying to save the expert Ke Mingyu. After finding it was useless, he quickly called 120 and didn't even bother to clean up the live broadcast room. As a result, the live broadcast room was automatically closed within five minutes. It should have been closed by the system scan.
At this moment in An Ning Funeral Company, Tang Jun also felt cold all over and couldn't help but look at the boss.
"...This expert won't die just like that, right?"
Although it seems unlikely, but when Tang Jun thinks of the domestic violence man who died yesterday, he always feels that the man just now seemed to have a hard time living!
"How should I know? Maybe God doesn't want him to waste resources anymore."
Qin Lang shrugged and even smiled, which made people inexplicably feel a little scared.
However, the two of them no longer had the heart to watch Douyin and continued to make paper money.
The internet was in an uproar, and expert Ke Mingyu became a hot topic. He covered his neck tightly with his hands and his face turned red. Then his assistant cried and called 120. It was a big commotion.
In reality, after Ke Mingyu's assistant Xiao Zheng called 120, he was extremely anxious. He tried his best to help and even performed the Heimlich maneuver for choking, but it was still useless.
While anxiously waiting for the ambulance, Xiao Zheng checked the time and found that he could no longer hear Ke Mingyu's voice. He turned around and found Ke Mingyu collapsed on the table. He felt like the sky had fallen and did not dare to check how he was doing.
The ambulance finally arrived ten minutes later. Xiao Zheng hurriedly let Ke Mingyu in and after a check, it was confirmed that Ke Mingyu was dead.
He choked to death when a foreign object entered his esophagus while drinking water, directly in the trachea of his throat. After the doctor asked the confused Xiao Zheng, he confirmed that Xiao Zheng also used first aid methods, and the video recording in this live broadcast room showed Xiao Zheng's correct approach.
But Ke Mingyu still died. This can only be said to be extremely unlucky and has nothing to do with Xiao Zheng.
Places like live broadcast rooms always record and broadcast simultaneously with several mobile phones, after all, they have to review the footage later. So when Ke Mingyu's relatives arrived, they proved Xiao Zheng's innocence and expressed helplessness about the fact that their father was so unlucky to have choked to death.
However, a lot of rumors had already spread on the Internet, so after the police examined Ke Mingyu's body and confirmed that he had choked to death, Ke Mingyu's family issued an obituary.
At 11:03 am today, renowned scholar Ke Mingyu died after a foreign object entered his trachea while he was drinking water...
When this news appeared on TikTok and Weibo, everyone felt like, "Oh my God!"
The previous trending search about Ke Mingyu cursing netizens is still on the hot search list!
#Ke Mingyu curses netizens' parents# This trending search is a clip from the morning live broadcast, in which Ke Mingyu viciously greeted Xiao Qin's parents at An Ning Funeral, but in the blink of an eye, he was gone?
Not long after that, a new hot search came up.
#安宁葬小秦2杀, record can be checked#
That’s right, a netizen actually took a screenshot of the message Qin Lang left to [Boxer Lao Wang] yesterday, followed by the one-stop funeral service that Qin Lang sent to expert Ke Mingyu in the live broadcast room.
The netizens who watched it were stunned.
Oh my goodness! Everyone was just joking, but you're serious, Funeral Brother? You told me to book a one-stop funeral service, and I'm really dead?
Many netizens immediately flocked to Qin Lang's video and began their wish-making journey...