Chapter 93

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru seemed to be in disbelief at Baichuanmu's words. He blinked several times rapidly, confusion and puzzlement flashing in his eyes. "So you played that Romance of the Three Kingdoms for me so that I could learn?! You...you are lying to me!"

This is a cat named Wu who doesn’t like studying.

Bai Chuanmu felt as if she had fooled a child. She remembered that when she was a child, she refused to eat bullfrog, and her mother coaxed her by saying that it was a frog, not a bullfrog.

She ate it happily, and only found out the truth many years later... although it was quite delicious.

Although these two things seem to have nothing to do with each other, didn't Gojo Satoru look very happy?

Bai Chuanmu hesitated for a while, then asked tentatively: "Then...should I show it to Jie or should I show it to you?"

Gojo Satoru's eyes widened, he looked even more frightened than before, his eyeballs were so round that his sunglasses had half slipped off his face, revealing his beautiful pale blue eyes.

Baichuanmu raised his phone and took a photo of Gojo Satoru, shocking Maomao Satoru, plus one.

"Since Wu is unwilling to study, I can only read Romance of the Three Kingdoms by myself." Xia Youjie sighed softly and said with some regret, "I was thinking of reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms with Wu..."

Then Baichuanmu looked at Geto Suguru, who had his eyes narrowed but still revealed a hint of "gloating" in his eyes.

Jiarui Naoko held her face in her hands, looked at Baichuan Mu and said, "What about me, Sister Mumu? Although I can't visit you often, I can at least go over two or three times a week... Do I have to learn Romance of the Three Kingdoms, too?"

Baichuanmu took another photo of Jiarui Glass.

Ieiri Naoko blinked her left eye at her, with the corner of her mouth slightly raised, as if hinting at something.

Baichuanmu understood Jialiu Xiaozi's hint and gave her an OK gesture: "Actually, Xiaozi doesn't need beauty filters at all."

Jialiu Naoko tapped the corner of her eye again: "There are still some dark circles under my eyes. The sense of ritual cannot be lost... Although I am not that studious, Jie should want someone to study with him."

Xia Youjie shrugged: "Mom can also watch it with me, and I'm not a child, I can still do some things on my own..."

"No!" Bai Chuanmu said decisively.

"I'll just accompany you!" Gojo Satoru snorted.

Then the big and the small looked at each other.

Gojo Satoru raised his eyes and suddenly realized something was wrong: "So the three of you teamed up to trick me?"

Geto Suguru and Naoko Ieiri spread their hands, saying they were innocent.

Baichuanmu sorted the newly collected photos into categories and sighed in his heart, why does it feel like Jiebi is more sinister in the original book, and so is Gaozi...

The two cubs secretly upgraded and evolved with Cat Satoru on their backs.

Gojo Satoru said, "Look, why don't you look anymore? I didn't say I won't look anymore!"

An adult and two cubs smiled similarly, only the cat was angry.

However, Gojo Satoru was also targeting the "culprit" Baichuan Mu. He knew in his heart that the source must be her.

Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth viciously: "But there is a prerequisite, I can eat whatever snacks I want while watching Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"

"...Weren't you like this before? Every time you finished eating, you would go to the cupboard to get things. Even if I locked the door, you would still pick the lock... Although the way to pick the lock is to let cats and dogs eat the lock..." Bai Chuanmu said helplessly. She felt like she was raising a cat that could pry open the cat food barrel and steal cat food.

Wu, aren't you a white cat? How about dyeing it orange...

Gojo Satoru said confidently: "What's wrong with letting it eat it? I can use my cursed power to blast it open! But that will also damage the lock. I thought, why not just let the cats and dogs eat it? It won't be a waste, and it won't easily damage the cabinet by mistake!"

Xia Youjie hesitated to speak: "Wu, you...ah..."

Gojo Satoru looked at Geto Suguru in confusion: "What's wrong?"

"Nothing..." Xia Youjie was a little speechless, as if he was talking to himself, "I just decided to teach cats and dogs not to eat things given by strangers when I go back...especially not eat things given by Wu."

Gojo Satoru:?

"I raised cats and dogs with a handful of sour grapes and a handful of snack bags, and now I'm a stranger?!" Gojo Satoru was shocked.

Xia Yujie was silent for a moment: "Is it possible that the cursed spirit does not need to eat? And the food you feed it... is... uh..."

Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow and asked in confusion, "Don't you feed kitchen waste to cats and dogs as well?"

Xia Yujie nodded thoughtfully, feeling that what Gojo Satoru said made sense, but he did not waver: "It's different. In addition to feeding it garbage, we also feed it cat strips. You feed it those weird things..."

Gojo Satoru was even more confused: "Is it happy without eating?"

Bai Chuanmu sighed helplessly. At this moment, she frowned slightly. She had a bad premonition. She always felt that if Gojo Satoru kept feeding the cats and dogs randomly, there would be problems sooner or later. The cats and dogs should not be able to master the skills of destroying the house because of this, right?

Baichuanmu stared at Gojo Satoru for a long time with a serious look, which made him a little impatient.

Gojo Satoru snorted, "If you really care...I'll give you monkey figurines made of various locks?"

Bai Chuanmu's mouth twitched. What the hell was going on? She sighed helplessly and said, "Wu, that's not the point. I'm not stopping you from eating. It's just that eating too many snacks is bad for your health. And what kind of physique do you have, Wu? You eat so many high-calorie snacks, but you don't gain weight?!"

Gojo Satoru replied, "Don't forget why I eat sweets?"

"Because you are a sweet person."

"Isn't it because you love sweets?"

"Sweetie party big eater."

The three of them gave three similar answers in tacit understanding.

Gojo Satoru got angry and said, "Hey, hey, I clearly said that I was using a lot of brain power due to the unlimited technique, and eating sweets will help me recover, right?"

Ieiri Naoko raised her hand, and blue-white flames appeared at her fingertips: "Is that so... But I've also told you, Satoru, if you use unlimited techniques too much and feel uncomfortable in your head, you can come to me to treat you. There's no need to rely on sweets, right? That's not very efficient, and I feel like you're so fond of sweets, it's also quite 'hard'."

Gojo Satoru let out a light click of his tongue and glared at her fiercely, but Ieiri Shoko didn't care at all. Instead, she smiled even more happily.

Gojo Satoru turned around and accused his best friend: "Jie, forget about Naoko, how could you come up with the same answer! Aunt Mu, the same goes for you, the two of you are really going too far."

Baichuanmu produced a piece of candy like a magician and stuffed it into Gojo Satoru's hand.

Gojo Satoru was coaxed into submission and said with a smile, "You're smart... why didn't you take it out just now?"

"Maybe I want to keep it for myself secretly." Bai Chuanmu said, "To prevent a certain cat from eating too much and getting an upset stomach... But after thinking about it carefully, eating one more piece of candy shouldn't be a big problem."

Gojo Satoru, who was happily eating candy, frowned. What cat? Is there a cat here? They are not talking about him, right?

Although he has been treated as a cat several times, Gojo Satoru still refuses to admit that he is a cute little kitten.

Gojo Satoru asked, "Jay, did you bring the cat and dog here?"

"...No, the cats and dogs are guarding the house." replied Xia Yujie.

Xiayou Jie hesitated for two reasons. First, he thought the cat Baichuanmu was talking about should be Gojo Satoru. Second, he felt... he had a bad feeling. Is it really okay to let cats and dogs guard the house? Although there had been no problems before, after Gojo Satoru came, he fed it a lot of strange things.

Gojo Satoru said "Oh" and didn't care much. If he brought it, the food that he couldn't eat might end up in the stomachs of the cats and dogs. Geto Suguru and Momokawa Mu were super spoiled to that stupid cursed spirit.

Gojo Satoru decided to go back and knock on the stupid curse spirit's head.

However, compared to pampering cats and dogs, Geto Suguru and Murasaki should be more pampering to Gojo Satoru, although sometimes they can't help but "bully" him a little.

Ieiri Nozomi also learned bad things from Baichuanmu.

Baichuan Mu didn't know what Xia Youjie and Jia Rushengzi were thinking, but she felt that if the cubs were not bullied when they were young, there would be no such opportunity when they grew up.

Geto Suguru and Naoko Ieiri: We thought so too!

Gojo Satoru suddenly felt his nose itchy and he felt like sneezing. Could someone be saying something bad about me? He looked at the three people's faces in confusion, but couldn't see anything wrong, so he decided to go back and knock on the cats and dogs' heads a few times.

Cats and Dogs:?

However, if the cats and dogs were found to be destroying the house, they might be hit on the head three times, and Gojo Satoru would also be punished and have three bags of snacks confiscated from him.

Gojo Satoru:?

However, Maomaowu and Maomaogou were still unaware of this and were just standing there laughing foolishly.

After waiting for a long time, the pizza they ordered finally came. This time Bai Chuanmu took their appetite into consideration and did not order a too big pizza. It was a six-inch black truffle mushroom pizza with triple cheese. The other snacks were also according to Gojo Satoru's request, four garlic chicken wings, a small portion of French fries, four thumb burgers, a fruit and vegetable salad (the pineapple they bought was also poured in and stirred), the dessert was tiramisu, and the drinks were iced cola and hot rose tea.

The black truffle mushroom pizza has a particularly strong mushroom aroma, which cannot be covered up by the milky aroma of triple cheese, or it can be said to be covered up, but rather complements each other. The cheese milky aroma and the mushroom aroma are better combined, and the crust is also very tough. Originally, Baichuanmu didn't like to eat the edge of the cake, as he felt it was dry and hard and had no taste. Although the edge of the cake was still slightly hard, it had a special dry aroma. Baichuanmu ate it all up with reluctance, feeling as if he was eating bread specially made by a bakery.

However, instead of enjoying the delicious food, the three cubs were more interested in the cheese that could be pulled into strings, and they pulled the cheese into long pieces.

Gojo Satoru boasted, "See, you two can't be as good as me, right—?!"

Ieiri Naoko snorted coldly, "Anyone who cheats with a technique that has no lower limits has no right to say that."

Geto Xiayou thought about it and summoned a few cursed spirits to help. Now he is the one who has pulled the longest cheese, a full meter long. Fortunately, the store manager is not at the front desk. He is probably provoked by Gojo Satoru and found an excuse to go busy. Otherwise, they would not dare to use the unlimited technique so unscrupulously.

Xia Youjie showed a proud smile, but still pretended to be modest and said to his two friends: "It's okay, it's not that great~"

But Gojo Satoru and Ieiri Nozomi are not fools, and of course they can hear the boasting in Geto Suguru's tone.

Ieiri Nozomi was a little helpless. Although she also thought that stretching pizza was fun and seemed to taste more delicious, there was no need to argue about it, right?

However, Ieiri Shoko still underestimated the childish mentality of the two boys and their desire to win.

Gojo Satoru threw the pizza with force, but did not throw it away completely. Instead, he used an unlimited technique to control the pizza to fly far away, controlling the connected cheese so that it would not break, even to the extent of the universe on his fingertips, infinitely close to breaking, but never reaching the possibility of breaking.

"I'm still the best!" Gojo Satoru was very proud. He compared the pizza in his hand with the pizza in Geto's hand and nodded with satisfaction. "My cheese is twice as long as yours!"

The gap is obvious, in fact there is no comparison at all, but Gojo Satoru just wanted to take this opportunity to show off.

Gojo Satoru raised his head and said arrogantly, "Jie, you don't have to be discouraged. After all, I am the son of God with six eyes, the only sorcerer who can cast invincible and unlimited spells, and the strongest in the sorcery world in the future! No, in fact, I am already the strongest now!"

I don’t know if the previous six-eye owners would be so angry when they saw Gojo Satoru. Is this what the unlimited technique is for you to do——? !

Geto Suguru smiled without saying anything. Then one of his cursed spirits suddenly attacked, waving its claws and chopping at Gojo Satoru's... cheese.

The others seemed to hear a slight "pop" sound, and a piece of Gojo Satoru's cheese fell to the ground.

Gojo Satoru stared at the slice of pizza in his hand in amazement. Now he had lost half of his cheese, while the culprit was still smiling.

After doing the bad thing, Xia Youjie immediately took back all the cursed spirits, and then said seriously: "Wu, we can't waste food."

Gojo Satoru: ...I want to curse.

Gojo Satoru rolled up his sleeves, as if he wanted to fight with Geto Suguru.

Bai Chuanmu took off his magic glasses and concentrated on eating. He didn't know that his cub was playing tricks on him, so he nodded and agreed, "Jie is right. We can't waste food. But it doesn't matter. We can take it back to feed the cats and dogs. It won't be considered a waste."

Cats and dogs should be very happy, but Cat Wu can't be happy.

Gojo Satoru sniffed and said to Baichuanmu with some grievance: "It's obviously Jie who is doing the bad things! I finally pulled the cheese to three meters long--!"

"Jie, did you... just release a curse spirit?" Although Bai Chuanmu was not wearing the curse glasses and could not see the curse spirit, he could vaguely feel that the store seemed to have suddenly become a little colder.

Xia Youjie silently looked away. He scratched his face guiltily: "I'm sorry, Mom... Wu, I'm sorry too."

Gojo Satoru snorted lightly, still looking unsatisfied.

Xiayou Jie placed his portion of chicken wings in front of Gojo Satoru: "Satoru, this is for you to eat. It's my compensation to you."

"That's good enough~" Gojo Satoru nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Baichuan Mu, winked at her, and used exaggerated facial expressions to hint that Baichuan Mu should give her portion of chicken wings to him.

Baichuanmu smiled helplessly and placed his portion of chicken wings in front of Gojo Satoru: "Compensation for your wrongful wrongdoing."

"I forgive you!" Gojo Satoru said magnanimously. He had just shown off his chicken wings, which tasted pretty good. He didn't eat them with any sauce just now, so he wanted to dip one in ketchup and the other in sweet and spicy sauce. Just thinking about it made him happy.

But Gojo Satoru was still thinking about his pizza. He watched Geto Suguru command the cursed spirits to pack up the pizza that fell on the ground and prepare to take it back for the cats and dogs to eat.

Gojo Satoru became angrier and angrier as he thought about it. He said indignantly, "But the cheese I worked so hard to pull out is gone. Jie, how are you going to compensate me?!"

Xia Youjie smiled helplessly and said, "Give me my portion? But... in this case, wouldn't it be a bit too much for you, Wu?"

When Geto Xiayou said this, he suddenly remembered an important thing, that is, he must not let Gojo Satoru eat too much... In other words, his prank accidentally completed the task assigned to him by his mother?

Baichuanmu: Ah?

Ieiri Shoko remembered the task that Baichuan Mu had assigned to her. She looked at everyone else and ate all four thumb burgers while no one was paying attention. Then she started to eat the fruit and vegetable salad frantically. Because Gojo Satoru was very sensitive to cursed energy, Ieiri Shoko decided to use the reversal technique to help herself digest later.

This! It's all for Sister Twilight! It's worth it!

Baichuanmu: Ah——?

Baichuanmu doesn't know anything. She is just a silly beauty.

Although Gojo Satoru was also concerned about the part of pizza he lost, this was not what he cared about most at the moment: "Me! Three meters of cheese! Gone!"

Baichuanmu rubbed Wujo Satoru's head and comforted him, "It's okay, I took a picture. Here, Satoru, look, I took a good picture of it."

Baichuanmu picked out the photos and showed them to Gojo Satoru. Unfortunately, she was concentrating on eating pizza, so she could only take photos and not videos. However, she still took several photos as a souvenir. The photos she took not only included the two childish people competing in pulling cheese, but also included Ieiri Shoko who was eating pizza and watching the show next to them. However, the disgust on her face was obvious. Although the photos had no sound, Gojo Satoru felt that Ieiri Shoko seemed to say "childish".

Gojo Satoru frowned, shook his head and glared at Ieiri Nozomi.

Ieiri Nishiko is eating French fries. The golden fried French fries must be eaten while hot, otherwise the crispy shell will slowly soften and the delicious taste will fade over time.

"What?" Ieiri Naoko felt Gojo Satoru's gaze and raised her eyebrows as she handed him the fries. "You want some?"

Although Gojo Satoru didn't mean that, he snatched the fries without hesitation, not giving Ieiri Naoko any chance to take them back. He stuffed them into his mouth in one bite, and then smiled smugly at Ieiri Naoko, as if to say, what can you do to me?

Ieiri Naoko was silent for a while, then picked up another French fry and ate it: "You don't think I'll snatch it from you, do you?"

Gojo Satoru snorted and said confidently, "You can't grab it!"

Ieiri Naoko felt speechless. Is this the point?

Ieiri Glass said: "Childish."

OK, Gojo Satoru is satisfied, now the photo actually has sound (wrong)