The Years I Worked Hard to Get Into Jail

Silver Ring is a famously lazy snake who wants to get into a zoo to live an easy life and retire.

In order to enjoy a life of leisure in the future, she employs all sorts of skills to battle ...

Chapter 58 Car Thief

Yin Huan has a terrible memory, so Huo Fei used two small goldfish to completely make her forget her previous unhappiness.

Seeing that she was finally fully recovered, Huo Fei didn't waste any more time. He paid and led Yin Huan towards the center of the market. Yin Huan, swishing her tail and carrying a plastic bag, followed carefully behind Huo Fei.

She dodged left and right, afraid that the plastic bag might be torn by a passerby if she wasn't careful.

The market is located behind the zoo and is the largest market in the area. It's incredibly crowded. Yin Huan and Huo Fei had been on the outskirts of the market and hadn't really gotten a sense of how many people were there.

After walking a distance further in, the arc of Silver Ring's tail sweep gradually decreased.

Because… two people had already tripped over her little tail by accidentally kicking it. Not only that, but several middle-aged women who squeezed through the crowd stepped on her tail.

Silver Ring gasped in pain, her eyes misting over.

She lowered her head, pouting, and looked pitifully at her little tail. On her white tail, there were already several patches of black grime.

Huo Fei walked ahead of Yin Huan. Although he was weaving through the crowd, his attention was always on Yin Huan.

As soon as Yin Huan stopped, Huo Fei noticed. He turned around, reached out his large hand and tugged at Yin Huan, asking, "What's wrong?"

Silver Ring looked up, pouting, "You annoying human, you stepped on my tail."

Huo Fei paused, looked down at the silver ring's tail, then looked up again at the crowded market. He said, "Never mind, there are too many people here. I'll take you outside the market first. Wait for me there. I'll come find you after I pick up the goods."

Due to a lack of foresight, although a trick was used to make it impossible for ordinary people to see the silver ring's tail, not being able to see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. As a result, due to carelessness, that little white tail has been stepped on countless times.

After saying that, Huo Fei scooped up Yin Huan with his large hand, protected her as they squeezed through the crowd, and went outside the market.

Huo Fei comes to the market almost every day. He is very familiar with the parking lot attendant. Without thinking, Huo Fei decided to entrust the silver ring to the parking lot attendant first.

Huo Fei carried Yin Huan to the small hut in the parking lot and then greeted the attendant.

The administrator was a plump woman around fifty years old. When she saw Huo Fei, she greeted him warmly, "Fei, why are you so late today?"

Huo Fei: "Don't even mention it. My car was stolen, so I'm a little late. Aunt Zhang, could you please look after my child for me? I'll come pick her up after I pick up the goods."

When facing ordinary mortals, Huo Fei's arrogance vanished completely. He showed no trace of arrogance and instead became remarkably down-to-earth, no different from ordinary humans.

Aunt Zhang was taken aback upon hearing this, and looked at the silver ring in his arms in surprise: "Oh, is this your child? Wait a minute, I've never heard of you being married. When did your child grow up to be this big?"

"This is a relative's child," Huo Fei said with a smile, without the slightest hint of awkwardness in lying, clearly already accustomed to dealing with humans.

"Alright, go ahead without worry. The little girl won't get lost with me. By the way, Fei, tomorrow is Saturday, and my son Yi wants to go to the zoo. Could you put in a good word for him and ask the ticket seller to waive his entrance fee?" Aunt Zhang readily agreed to Huo Fei's request, but then immediately found him somewhere else.

Everyone who lives in the neighborhood knows that Huo Fei is a zookeeper.

The zoo is nearby, and every family has a child. Every Saturday, all the kids want to go to the zoo. As a result, many people who have become familiar with Huo Fei want to take advantage of the situation.

Fortunately, everyone knows their limits. At most, they'll ask Huo Fei to waive the children's tickets, but no one has suggested it yet.

"Sure, just let Ayi go directly." Huo Fei said dismissively.

This auntie likes to take advantage of small things. She seems shrewd, but she is also very good at dealing with people.

He has been parking here for years, and for half the month, Aunt Zhang doesn't charge him for parking; instead, she asks him to take his grandson to the zoo.

"Well, thank you." Aunt Zhang chuckled, said thank you, and then, as if by magic, produced a lollipop from somewhere and handed it to Yin Huan.

"How old is the little girl?"

Yin Huan, carrying a goldfish, glanced curiously at the lollipop in Aunt Zhang's hand: "Over three hundred years old."

"How much?" Aunt Zhang was taken aback, thinking she had misheard, and asked again.

“She’s over ten years old.” Huo Fei’s forehead twitched imperceptibly. He smiled at Aunt Zhang, took the lollipop, peeled off the shell, and put the candy into Yin Huan’s mouth.

"Oh!" Aunt Zhang nodded, glancing at Yin Huan with a strange look.

The girl looks like she's around ten years old, but she seems a bit short.

Because Yin Huan is only half-body, only her upper body and waist are erect, making her appear inexplicably shorter than other children.

"Aunt Zhang, thank you for your help. I'll go pick up the goods first." Huo Fei said to Aunt Zhang, then lowered his head, patted Yin Huan's little head, and said, "Wait for me here, don't wander off."

Silver Ring was currently marveling at the unique taste in her mouth. She looked up and blinked her bright, sparkling eyes: "Go, go."

Huo Fei glanced at him again, nodded, and then turned and went to the market.

"Come, come, little girl, don't stand there, come and sit down." After Huo Fei left, Aunt Zhang brought over a stool from the side and handed it to Yin Huan with a smile.

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