Silver Ring is a famously lazy snake who wants to get into a zoo to live an easy life and retire.
In order to enjoy a life of leisure in the future, she employs all sorts of skills to battle ...
Ahui: "..." What's with focusing on killing one person during a battle? And are you sure you can actually kill him?
Silver Ring was furious and roared, "Ah, dead again!"
"There are more than a dozen people over there. If you rush over alone, you definitely can't beat them." Ahui stretched his head over and glanced at Yin Huan's computer, thinking to himself: With your skills, you can't even tell which way is which, and you want to take on ten people at once?
Having played online games for a year or two, I've never seen anyone more clueless than her. She's been in the game for over a month and still can't distinguish between skills and directions—it's unbelievable!
He's clearly a newbie, but he always acts like a pro and flirts with people all the time.
Not only does she flirt, but she also keeps flirting with some gaming big shots. She's only been playing for a month, and she's already offended almost all the top players in the game.
Sure enough, every time she enters the battlefield, the top players in the game will specifically target her and hunt her down...
Yin Huan turned her head and glared angrily at Ahui: "You're my personal healer, and you won't even come with me, causing me to get killed by someone..."
“…” Ah Hui felt so wronged.
Ah Hui tentatively suggested, "How about I log into your account and help you kill him back?"
The two were playing a massively multiplayer online game (MMORPG). Silver Ring was a ranged summoner who required a high level of skill; she was fragile but had high health. Normally, ranged characters with low defense and high health are best suited for beginners.
After all, they're not easy to die from.
Unfortunately... the player is Silver Ring. In Silver Ring, even the best class can have unexpected problems.
She played a ranged character like a melee fighter. She was also a summoner who couldn't distinguish skills, yet constantly forgot how to summon her pets—a melee fighter.
So, Silver Ring's account actually has really awesome gear. Qingmang spent nearly 20,000 RMB to specially craft it for her. Ahui has been envious for a long time and has wanted to get his hands on it to play a few rounds. In the hands of someone who knows a little bit about the game, this kind of account is practically a god-tier account that can dominate the battlefield. But in the hands of a gaming newbie, well, even the best gear is useless without the skill to back it up.
"Go away, I'll kill him myself." Silver Ring waved her hand dismissively. She'd take her own revenge. What kind of hero would ask others for help?
"I'm about to respawn, hurry up and come over." Silver Ring got up at the respawn point, and, following his character's movements, ran towards the direction where he had died.
Ah Hui said "oh," opened his own account, met up with Yin Huan halfway, and then resignedly followed behind Yin Huan, healing her.
Ahui is skilled and can be considered a very technical dad, but unfortunately, the one he's healing is a newbie who lacks self-awareness and always rushes into the enemy camp. No matter how skilled he is, he can't heal him.
The two fought tooth and nail for an hour before finally finishing the battle. Ah Hui left the battlefield, checked the battle log, and discovered that he and Yin Huan had suffered the most casualties in the entire battle.
On average, you die about once every three minutes, which includes the time it takes to run from the respawn point back into the battlefield.
Ah Hui was exhausted. He glanced at the time; it was almost eleven o'clock. He said, "I'm going to the market to buy groceries. Are Boss Hei and the others coming back for dinner today?"
Ah Hui has accepted the fact that he is enslaved by demons. Since his life is not in danger, he has let go. Currently, he gets along fairly well with the demons.
Of course, this was under the condition that he did not know what the original forms of the others were.
Having lived together for over a month, Ahui still hadn't seen the others in their true forms. The Green Python and the others rarely reverted to their original forms; they only returned to Silver Ring's bedroom during cultivation, revealing their true forms to maximize their absorption of the sun and moon's essence. Because of this, Ahui had missed the opportunity to discover the truth. If he had known he was sharing a room with a group of carnivorous demons, he probably would have been terrified.
Ah Hui has now been completely reduced to a cook, and he's even Silver Ring's personal cook.
After eating Ahui's cooking, Yinhuan was deeply impressed by the ingenuity of human hands. She then completely brought Ahui under her command, freeing Qingmang, the cook, from her care.
Silver Ring flung the mouse away: "No need to cook them."
Having been in Qingcheng for so long, Qingmang and the others had become quite familiar with the city. After settling down, they each started doing their own things. Hei Xiong, in order to braid Yin Huan's hair, went to enroll in a hairdressing and styling training course, preparing to learn systematically.
Su Yi took He Bai back to Mount Hua, saying they were going there to search for something. With some free time, the Green Python began investigating Qing City, trying to determine if there were any potential dangers.
Everyone had their own things to do, except for Yin Huan who had nothing to do. Fortunately, she had Ah Hui to keep her company.
"Grandma, the sun isn't too strong today, shall we go for a walk?" Ahui asked as he carried a shopping basket from the kitchen and saw Yinhuan still sitting in front of the computer.
Back in Mao County, Hei Xiong had given Yin Huan the title of "Grandma," and A Hui had gotten used to calling her that for over a month.
Yin Huan glanced out the window and nodded: "It's time to go out for a walk. If I don't get moving, my bones will start to rust."
Ahui: "......." You're always messing around with Brother Hei, and your bones are going to rust?
Yin Huan scrambled up from her chair, ran a hand through her hair, called out to Ahui, and left the house she had been cooped up in for over a month.