The Years I Worked Hard to Get Into Jail

Silver Ring is a famously lazy snake who wants to get into a zoo to live an easy life and retire.

In order to enjoy a life of leisure in the future, she employs all sorts of skills to battle ...

Chapter 93 A Sudden Idea

It was that evil monk who was careless, thinking that even if the children had cultivated Buddhist energy, their martial arts skills wouldn't be that formidable. Because of this carelessness, the children all escaped.

The young novice monk escaped and immediately informed Yuan Chi of what had happened. At that time, Yuan Chi happened to be with Huo Fei, so the two of them went down the mountain to hunt down the evil monk.

People in the world are a mix of good and bad, and so are those who cultivate themselves. Those with a conscience have their own bottom line in their actions, while those with evil intentions will act recklessly. Where there are evil paths, there will also be wicked monks; there is nothing strange about that.

After the young novice monk escaped, the evil monk knew things were in grave danger. Without time to pack his belongings, he fled Penang in a panic.

It was this guy's bad luck that he dared to mess with the young monks of Luohan Temple. Sure enough, he was found by Huo Fei, who had a keen sense of smell, not long after leaving Penang.

The patriarch, Yuan Chi, was enraged that someone dared to lay a hand on a young novice monk at Luohan Temple.

The wrathful Vajra refers to the person obsessed with worldly desires.

Enraged, Yuan Chi swung his Buddhist staff, causing his monk's robes to flutter even without wind. With a stomp of his foot, he nimbly leaped into the air and kicked the evil monk in the back, sending him flying two zhang away.

Don't let Yuan Chi's old age fool you; he may appear kind and gentle, but that's only when you don't provoke him.

When Yuan Chi is enraged, it's like a Vajra opening its eyes, devoid of any compassion. In his youth, he wielded a broadsword and carried cannons. In those days, defending the country, if you really think about it, the blood on his hands was probably more than that of this evil monk.

The Buddha of Killing Lives cultivates through killing. When the evil monk willingly offered himself up, Yuan Chi showed no mercy, kicking him so hard he coughed up blood.

Seeing this, Huo Fei didn't interfere. He stood atop the tree to support Yuan Chi. Just as Yuan Chi finished off the evil monk, Yin Huan's phone rang.

Upon hearing Yin Huan's words, Huo Fei's body trembled slightly, and a hint of surprise flashed in his sharp eyes.

What mischief is this little guy up to now? Why did he suddenly ask him to open a school in prison?

"What brings you to suddenly decide to open a monster school?" Huo Fei's cold, hard face softened slightly, and the corners of his mouth pursed up, revealing a hint of doting affection that he himself didn't even realize.

“We demons have no survival skills at all, and we live worse than humans. You should open a school and teach everyone how to do business. At the very least, you should teach everyone how to use chopsticks, how to be hygienic, and how to take a bath every day.” Silver Ring wagged its little tail, looking worried.

She only realized this after she came out.

Of the group, apart from Qingmang and her who knew how to use chopsticks, everyone else, including Su Yi, tore food apart with their hands and ate it, and they were particularly unhygienic.

In this sweltering heat, apart from her and Qingmang taking baths every day, the other three furry people, Su Yi and his companions, would feel like they were being tortured to take a bath... Even though everyone lives in a big city, these few have managed to live like savages.

No wonder demons are powerful, yet they can't defeat exorcists at all. Not only are they simple-minded and easily tricked by exorcists, but they also live worse than ordinary mortals. It's simply... All these circumstances prove that the reason demons are in a weak position is because they lack education. If they had received systematic training, how could they have lived for hundreds of years like savages?

Actually, it was Yin Huan who misunderstood the matter.

Animal instincts dictate that even after becoming a demon, furry monsters don't really like water except for essential needs. Didn't you see that in the entire predator zone, apart from the crocodile demon who's in the water all the others are landlubbers?

Taking a bath is too much trouble, but they have magic powers. If they get dirty, they can just cast a cleaning spell and they'll be clean and refreshed.

Huo Fei: "..." What does running an economy have to do with taking a bath with chopsticks?

This train of thought was too unconventional; Huo Fei couldn't quite keep up.

Silver Ring: "Did you hear what I said?!"

Seeing that there was no sound from the other end of the phone for a long time, Yin Huan became a little impatient, picked up the phone, and started yelling.

Huo Fei asked in confusion, "I heard that, but why do we suddenly want to start a fairy school?"

“Why… look at us, these days, every human who graduates from school can support themselves right after graduation. But look at us demons…” Yin Huan paused, then said with displeasure, “I wanted to eat another basket of buns, and you were so stingy, saying you had no money. If we hadn’t met that suck-up Taoist priest this time, I think I would have starved to death.”

"It's all your fault. You didn't teach me how to make money." Silver Ring flicked its tail twice, shifting the blame onto Huo Fei.

"..." Huo Fei felt wronged. Didn't she always follow Luo Mang? Luo Mang led her to live like wild animals in the mountains. What did that have to do with him?

Before Huo Fei could speak, Yin Huan continued to complain, "I think you're not even as good as Bai Mao. At least Bai Mao knows to work as an extra and earn some extra money. Look at us, after we got out, we don't even know how to withdraw money from an ATM. Luckily we have Qing Mang. If it weren't for Qing Mang, Su Yi and I might have gone straight back to the mountains to live like savages as soon as we got out of prison."

Huo Fei, who was being looked down upon, said: "It's not a proper job for someone like Bai Mao to be an extra."

"So what if they don't do their proper work? They may not do their proper work, but they haven't neglected their cultivation. They eat better than you and dress better than you." Silver Ring flicked its tail twice. "What did we become human for? Of course, it's for enjoyment. Tell me, now that we're human, why do we still have to do what we did in beast form, running around naked in the mountains every day! Taoists are too rich; we can't let them outdo us. Do you think we could catch an old professor in Penang and take him back to teach everyone how to improve our quality of life?"

"..." Huo Fei was somewhat dazed by the barrage of attacks from Yin Huan.

Huo Fei was taken aback. This kid had only been out of prison for a short time, how could he be so eloquent?

However... although her idea was a bit bizarre, it was actually feasible.

For the past month or so, the demon prison's economy has been completely cut off. The prison's entrance fees are barely enough to support a group of greedy demons; he's even had to ask the Luohan Temple for funding. Or perhaps, he could take a few well-behaved demons out to earn some money?

Anyway, ever since Silver Ring came to the prison, the atmosphere of the prison has changed.

Nowadays, calling this a demon prison where exorcists hold all the demons is less accurate than calling it Silver Ring's private army. Every single demon here idolizes Silver Ring, and who knows, he might actually be able to pull some strings and get them all self-reliant, completely freeing them from the Special Security Bureau's control.