Chapter 24 Chapter 24 (Catching Bugs) Scumbag Girl

Jiang Weihe knew that if she didn't give an answer today, it would definitely not end well.

She could only perfunctorily say: "Love, love, love. You are so handsome, how can I not love you."

"Scumbag." Song Muyan concluded.

"Okay, okay, let's just let the topic go. You can say whatever you want."

Jiang Weihe buried his head in his food and didn't intend to respond.

Gu Mingyu was so happy to see Jiang Weihe being humiliated that he became interested in talking.

I gathered a table of people and started chatting about everything under the sun.

Pei Shuwen is also a good chatterbox, and he can get along well with Gu Mingyu.

An Hongdou and Liu Chenjun wanted to hook up with Gu Mingyu, so they cooperated with him and agreed.

Li Wangshu and Shen Erya sat together and talked about acting. After all, Li Wangshu's goal was to win the Best Actress award.

As a result, Jiang Weihe and Song Muyan, who had been eating in silence, felt like they were isolated.

But in fact, Song Muyan was not alone at all, because he had been listening to Jiang Weihe's inner complaints, and he could hardly hold back his laughter.

The male protagonist in the novel isn't this talkative. Because it's a relationship between an older woman and a younger man, he's afraid of being called childish, so he keeps pretending to be mature. This often leads to jokes, but in the eyes of the female protagonist, all of this is endearing.

Who is this childish person showing off now?!

Yo yo yo, they all talked about wanting to debut as idols, but their families disagreed, so they went on a hunger strike, and finally they gave in and started an entertainment company.

You are really good at chatting. Why don’t you start by talking about the fact that you were born into a wealthy family?

Eh? We're even talking about our honeymoon?

I didn’t feel that way when I read the novel, but now when I hear him say that, it feels so much like the Bking scene of “The Domineering President Falls in Love with Myself”.

We bought a big cruise ship for a five-day and five-night trip, invited the top three chefs in the world to cook, and set off the world's most grand drone fireworks at sea.

Tsk tsk tsk, with that tone, why didn't you say that this entire sea is contracted by you?]

"Hey, Song Muyan, how was your honeymoon?"

Just when Song Muyan was about to lose his temper, Gu Mingyu suddenly asked.

Song Muyan looked up at Gu Mingyu, and the scene that Jiang Weihe had just imagined suddenly popped up in his mind.

On a cruise ship deck, a miniature version of Gu Mingyu held a miniature version of Li Wangshu in his arms, pointing to the sea before them and saying, "I want the whole world to know that this entire ocean is yours."

Song Muyan couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Seeing Gu Mingyu's confused expression, he came back to his senses and said, "No, I haven't had my honeymoon yet. It's a good opportunity to listen to you and learn from you."

After Song Muyan said this, Gu Mingyu became even more excited.

He was about to talk a lot, but fortunately Li Wangshu pulled the corner of his clothes and stopped him from talking.

Gu Mingyu still listened to Li Wangshu on this point, so when Li Wangshu did this, he shut up obediently.

Without Gu Mingyu's chattiness, the dinner table fell silent again.

The program team delivered the afternoon assignment in a timely manner.

The chief director also began his introduction.

“Our program is to let everyone experience real rural life, so we will not provide you with any financial support. Apart from this meal, you will need to work hard to prepare all the ingredients later.

Your afternoon task is to pick your own food, catch your own livestock, and process them all yourself. You can sell any leftovers and use the money to buy other food.

Then this afternoon is also a new round of games for you. The winner can designate who will cook tonight.

The task card I just gave you contains the points for various ingredients.

Leafy vegetables such as Chinese cabbage, lettuce, and fruit vegetables such as eggplant and cucumber are counted as one point per piece or root; legumes are counted as one point per half pound; root vegetables such as potatoes, sweet potatoes, and single corn are counted as two points per root.

These are fruits and vegetables. Now comes the highlight. Handling a chicken, duck, or goose is 20 points, handling a pig is 50 points, handling a sheep is 70 points, and handling a cow is 100 points.

Yes, there are fish, but they are in the fields outside the village. You need to go there, catch them, and prepare them yourself. For this, I give you 40 points."

[It's time to go without meat. I don't want to suffer this pain at all. No one dares to kill, so we have to think of a way.]

Song Muyan was still listening to Jiang Weihe's thoughts when Gu Mingyu also started to "make trouble" over there.

"Director, that's not what we said at the time. It was supposed to be a warm and daily life, so why do we have to pick and kill the animals ourselves?

Hey, do you guys know how to do it?"

When Gu Mingyu finished speaking, he quickly asked everyone to see if they were on the same front.

Sure enough, everyone shook their heads.

Gu Mingyu continued to argue with the production team: "Look, no one knows how to do this. How can we do this?"

The director spread his hands and completely ignored Gu Mingyu, letting Gu Mingyu figure it out on his own.

Gu Mingyu complained but did not fall.

The director said, "If you don't know how to do it yourself, you can pay someone to do it for you, but you need to earn the money yourself, and you can't rely on your star power.

Oh, and to avoid waste, if you can’t sell or eat what you picked the next day, the production team will recycle it.”

“Ah???” Gu Mingyu cried out in shock.

Li Wangshu quickly pulled the corner of Gu Mingyu's clothes again.

This time, Gu Mingyu felt aggrieved: "I feel like we're going to have to eat vegetarian food for a few days."

Li Wangshu whispered to comfort him: "If you have a little confidence, maybe it will sell well."

After Li Wangshu said this, Gu Mingyu could only suppress his dissatisfaction.

So that's how the matter was settled.

Everyone finished their meal quickly, helped to clear the table, and then cleaned it up.

Of course, our Jiang Zuojing did not participate in these things. She went straight upstairs to take a shower and change clothes.

It’s easy to imagine how Jiang Weihe was being scolded by the barrage at that moment.

This was naturally the effect Jiang Weihe wanted. She was humming happily while taking a bath, and even the live broadcast camera outside recorded the singing.

The comments suddenly became more violent.

Even those who had previously offended Jiang Weihe and Song Muyan no longer dared to show up.

When Jiang Weihe came out of the shower, Song Muyan also came up.

Jiang Weihe took out the sun-protective clothing that he had put outside and put it on while saying to Song Muyan, "I advise you to wear a long-sleeved jacket."

Song Muyan knew that Jiang Weihe had the ability to predict the future. Seeing that she was willing to remind him, he couldn't help but laugh, nodded, and said "Okay".

He also turned around and found a long-sleeved windbreaker to put on.

Looking back, Jiang Weihe not only wore the foot-length sun-protective jacket with hand guards, but also a sun hat with a mask and a pair of sunglasses in her hand.

Song Muyan silently turned around and found his baseball cap and sunglasses.

It’s right to believe Jiang Weihe.

When Jiang Weihe and Song Muyan went downstairs, everyone was shocked.

Because the people downstairs are dressed simply.

The girls were indeed wearing short sun protection clothes and hats on their heads.

Boys would at most wear a hat, and some like Liu Chenjun didn't even wear a hat.

Gu Mingyu was the one who couldn't help but exclaimed, "Isn't it just picking something? Is it that serious?"

Jiang Weihe ignored Gu Mingyu, walked downstairs and walked away from them.

There will be a time when you will regret it.

Song Muyan smiled and shook his head, but still reminded everyone. As for whether they listened or not, he didn't care.

…

Everyone gathered outside and no one listened to Song Muyan, and they still wore their original clothes.

Seeing that everyone had gathered, the program crew distributed the necessary tools to everyone, such as baskets for vegetables, sacks, sickles for cutting, hoes for digging, etc.

Everyone picked out the tools they wanted and got busy.

Jiang Weihe casually picked up a small basket and pointed directly at the cornfield. She said to Song Muyan, "If there is no rice, then the only staple food we can have is corn."

Song Muyan nodded and walked towards the cornfield.

Because corn scored high and looked easier to dig than sweet potatoes and radishes, everyone flocked to the cornfield.

In particular, Gu Mingyu ran the fastest and was the first one to rush into the cornfield.

Then……

A scream was heard in the cornfield.

"ah!"

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The first one: "After seeing the barrage, the white moonlight female supporting role becomes a substitute for the infatuated male second"

Pei Jiayu is the eldest daughter of the wealthy Pei family. She grew up surrounded by people and pampered.

It wasn't until I was twenty-five and fell into the water that I saw a row of barrages floating over my head.

[The exciting plot is coming. Bai Yueguang and her stand-in fall into the water together. The male protagonist finally realizes that he likes the female protagonist. ]

[It's so funny, a supporting actress wants to compete with the heroine, she deserves it! ]

Pei Jiayu then realized that she was just the supporting actress in the novel, and the substitute heroine was her illegitimate sister.

With the help of the male protagonist, her sister kicked her out of the house and left her on the streets. In the end, she was taken away by the disabled, gloomy and infatuated second male protagonist to be her sister's substitute, and was humiliated in every way.

Pei Jiayu looked at the infatuated second male lead, Lu Mingcen, who had just rescued her from the water.

The infatuated second male lead's dark turn in the later stages is truly captivating. If it weren't for the male and female protagonists' halos, I'm afraid the second male lead would have bankrupted both of them and successfully robbed the female lead.

Pei Jiayu smiled when she saw this comment. She leaned over to Lu Mingcen's ear and said, "Boss Lu, do you want to make a deal? How about you help me protect the Pei family, and I'll send her to you?"

Pei Jiayu lightly tapped the heroine who was shivering in the hero's arms.

Lu Mingcen simply took the coat next to him and put it on Pei Jiayu: "I don't like this deal, why don't you give yourself to me?"

The water droplets on the ends of Lu Mingcen's hair fell on Pei Jiayu's face. Pei Jiayu looked at the handsome face in front of her and suddenly felt that it was not impossible to be a substitute.

…

Pei Jiayu reached a deal with Lu Mingcen as he wished.

Pei Jiayu, who has a very high professional quality, specially put on the clothes that the heroine likes and put on the makeup that the heroine likes on the first day of being a stand-in. Then he ordered takeout, put it in an insulated box at home, and delivered it to Lu Mingcen at his company.

Pei Jiayu imitated the heroine, lowered her eyes and smiled shyly: "Brother Cen, this is the meal I cooked."

Lu Mingcen was silent for a long time. Finally, he borrowed makeup remover from his secretary and removed Pei Jiayu's makeup bit by bit.

[The female supporting character thought she could pretend to be a phoenix by sticking chicken feathers on it, but she ended up making things worse.]

Pei Jiayu doesn't care about these things. As long as she can protect the Pei family, she can do anything.

In the end, Pei Jiayu took back everything that belonged to him.

Pei Jiayu was packing her luggage and when she opened the door with her suitcase, she saw Lu Mingcen standing against the wall.

Lu Mingcen lowered his eyes and chuckled softly, "Throw it away after use? Pei Jiayu, you're really cruel."

Pei Jiayu felt a pang of guilt in his heart, and said, "My sister is sad right now, and you can take advantage of her..."

Lu Mingcen, however, pulled Pei Jiayu over and kissed her on the lips: "I just want to take advantage of you."

Pei Jiayu: She just wanted to be a stand-in, how did she become Bai Yueguang again?

Lu Mingcen: Pei Jiayu should be as high as the moon.

The second book: "You all are sick in the world of cultivation"

The Immortal Master is killing a pig;

The Demon Lord opened a bookshop;

The demon king loves salvation;

The Ghost King is a miracle doctor.

You all in the cultivation world are sick.

Everyone said that Xie Yaoyi was crazy. He had finally won the melee and became the ruler of the world, but instead of being an Immortal Venerable, he went to kill pigs.

Xie Yaoyi, who has lost all her memories of cultivating immortals, said that her family has been butchers for generations, and she is following in her father's footsteps.

Xie Yaoyi slaughters pigs neatly and cleanly, and people in the town like to buy her pork.

Except for the owner of the bookstore next door, who always disliked her bloody hands.

However, the shopkeeper was good-looking, and Xie Yaoyi felt that he was a good match for the girl who was staying at her house and always loved to perform rituals for the pigs.

Xie Yaoyi started to match the two of them, but somehow, while trying to match them up, she ended up marrying the bookstore owner.

When her veil was lifted by Mo Xunyu, she asked, "Why are we getting married?"

Mo Xunyu: "But earlier, you told me that we should fight to the death."

Xie Yaoyi didn't remember saying this, and she felt that "fight till death" shouldn't be used in reference to marriage.

However, Xie Yaoyi only vaguely remembered Ye Moxunyu's hard work in the bridal chamber.

It seems like they will fight to the death!

Later, Xie Yaoyi regained her memory.

"The Demon Lord has gotten what he wanted, so let's get a divorce."

Mo Xunyu: "We agreed to fight till death, how can we get a divorce?"