This Simplification is Too Outrageous!

A blood moon descends, spiritual energy revives, and anomalous spirits run rampant.

Qiao Yuan picked up a novel.

"Scanned [Breaking Precepts Bladework].""Named 'Breaking...

Chapter 216 I'm serious!

The call was hung up, and the woman looked at Qiao Yuan with fear.

"Sir, can you just kill my husband and not me?"

Qiao Yuan: "It depends on your performance!"

What followed was severe torture.

This eccentric spirit has many quirks... He likes to plant flowers on people's heads, eat cilantro, and pick on delivery boys...

The first four delivery guys were all killed because they couldn't resist the temptation.

In the words of this strange spirit, it was wrong for it to kill people, but were those delivery guys wrong?

If they didn't have evil thoughts in their hearts, this wouldn't have happened!

Typical victim blaming theory!

Qiao Yuan slapped him twice in the face.

"I hit you because you're wrong. Why do you have a head? If you didn't have a head, I wouldn't hit you in the face. Do you understand?"

Bath towel ghost: "???????"

Bang~

"This slap is because you glared at me. If you hadn't glared at me, I wouldn't have hit you. You're wrong!"

"This slap is because you are wearing too little!"

"This slap is because you didn't look me in the eye!"

“…”

Half an hour later.

Tired of fighting, Qiao Yuan finally stopped and prayed for the souls of the four kinds of alternative potted plants on the balcony.

"Call your husband again!"

It has been such a long time, and the other alien spirit has not come back yet. Did it discover something?

Can't let it run away!

The bath towel ghost crawled on the ground and nodded in fear.

"Don't expose yourself!" Qiao Yuan threatened.

The bath towel ghost nodded frantically.

"I'm not just talking about voices, but also clothes. Even a spirit should be dignified!"

Bath towel ghost: "..."

"Husband, where are you?"

"Honey, I'm almost there. I'm downstairs. The signal here is bad. The delivery guy..."

The phone signal disappeared completely.

A few minutes later.

The bath towel spirit instantly felt a burning gaze staring at him.

Turning around, he saw Qiao Yuan with red eyes.

"I thought about it carefully. Why did your stomach move when you called?"

"Are you ventriloquizing?"

"ah……"

Suddenly, a shrill scream was heard.

Qiao Yuan's blue broadsword suddenly slashed towards the bath towel spirit.

A bloody head flew out and fell to the ground with a thud, and the body of the bath towel ghost fell limply in front of Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan looked at the strange spirit in front of him with a cold face. Its eyes were full of malice as it stared at Qiao Yuan. It opened its mouth but said nothing.

"It's quite interesting to sing a double act!"

With a few slashes, the strange spirit was instantly reduced to ashes.

Energy +38

He just called and said he was downstairs. Now a few minutes have passed, and he must have crawled back even if he had to.

Qiao Yuan was 90% sure that there had never been such a husband from the beginning to the end.

There is only this one strange spirit!

It simply uses its special ability to imitate another voice and delay time.

The alien spirit is indeed cunning.

Waste half a day of your time!

After picking up the ghost's phone, Qiao Yuan clicked to confirm receipt, and then gave it a five-star rating.

"The noodles are delicious, and the beef is huge. It's my first time ordering this, and I'm very satisfied. Of course... the delivery guy was also very good, very friendly, and handsome..."

After giving the five-star review, Qiao Yuan left the room and told the Security Bureau what happened here. They, the professionals, would handle the subsequent issues.

Ding~

The elevator door opened.

"Damn delivery man, you pushed all the buttons on the thirty-story elevator. If any delivery man dares to show up in front of me, I'll..."

A lame man came out cursing, carrying a bundle of coriander and a takeout box.

Suddenly, the man raised his head and saw Qiao Yuan.

The atmosphere froze instantly.

After two seconds of stalemate, the man frowned slightly, as if realizing something.

“When I see someone… I just say thank you for your hard work!”

The man forced an awkward smile and walked around Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan also fell into deep thought.

After thinking about it carefully...

I was wrong!

I was wronging the strange spirit. It really does have a husband!

The lame man walked step by step, and when he passed by the door of his house, his body shook slightly.

Without any hesitation, he walked to the end carrying the coriander.

Boom boom boom

Knock on the other door.

"Can't see me, can't see me, I have nothing to do with the person in the room, I live next door!"

"Damn it! How could there be an Awakened here? I don't know anything. Calm down... calm down... open the door for me!"

The lame spirit roared inwardly.

Snap~

A hand rested on its shoulder.

"Friend, you've come to the wrong place. Your home is over there!"

Qiao Yuan pointed at the bath towel alien's home.

The lame ghost's body stiffened.

"I didn't kill anyone, I swear!"

Plop~

The cilantro scattered on the ground, and at the same time the takeaway box also fell to the ground.

A human head fell out from inside.

"Well, I believe you!"

Qiao Yuan helped the lame ghost back into the room of the bath towel ghost.

Then he closed the door.

Energy +38