This Slacker Is a Max-Level Bigshot

After transmigrating into an apocalypse novel, the system informed Sang Luo that her fiancé, the male lead, had abandoned her and run off with the female lead, his "white moonlight". She wa...

Chapter 2: Salted Fish Day 2

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The system is going crazy.

You know, according to the setting, if the wound comes into contact with blood containing the virus, it will be infected and turned into a zombie.

This means that the consequences of Sang Luo's behavior at this moment are irreversible.

She would soon become a mindless corpse.

Sang Luo's physical data can be seen from the system's perspective.

In the blink of an eye, the virus was madly devouring her cells.

At this rate, it will take no more than three minutes.

It is about to face the freshly emerged zombie host!

If I can't communicate with the host by then, how can I even complete the mission?!

It has just been assigned to do the task.

Sang Luo was its first host, but he dealt it a critical blow right from the start.

Once the system log is uploaded to the system bureau, it will definitely be evaluated as having low working capacity.

By then, there is no doubt that it will be recycled by the System Bureau.

The panicked system decided to try again and quickly sent out a data message:

"Senior! Help ...

It contacts diamond-level system seniors who have served hundreds of hosts.

Package the situation and send it over, asking what to do.

The senior responded quickly.

He probably didn't expect that the junior would encounter such a host who didn't play by the rules and only wanted to die for the first time.

Senior: "Immediately awaken your host's superpowers and forcibly interrupt the virus infection."

System: “How to awaken?” It doesn’t have that ability.

The senior is experienced: "Use your points to open a backdoor, connect to the current world rules, and then guide the power of the rules into the host's body to complete the awakening."

Under the guidance of the predecessors, the system was operated in a hurry.

Finally, he succeeded in waking Sang Luo up just before the virus completely engulfed her.

After the system's screams disappeared, Sang Luo leaned back in his chair and relaxed.

Close your eyes and enjoy the tranquility while feeling the strange changes in your body.

Seeing that moment approaching, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth as she could finally have a good sleep.

……etc.

Why hasn’t it changed?!

Sang Luo's expression froze, and he felt something was wrong.

The adverse changes in my health stopped quietly, and then turned uncontrollably in another direction.

Strength gradually returned to the limbs weakened by the high fever.

My chest is no longer stuffy and my headache is gone.

The whole body seemed to be reborn.

Sang Luo suddenly had a bad premonition.

Could it be that after she turned into a zombie, she still had her own thoughts?

So is she dead or not?

As if sensing her doubts, the system, seemingly exhausted, spoke softly, "Host, I have awakened your water-based abilities."

Sang Luo: “…”

I see.

I should have thought that the system would not let her die so easily.

The system was inexplicably pleased when it observed her expression at that moment.

Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about using up all the points.

It has already realized that the host it encountered is a big enemy and is extremely difficult to deal with.

Therefore, he never mentioned Sang Luo's previous suicidal behavior, as if nothing had happened.

The system tried to make her understand that this was no small matter:

"According to the progress, it was not until the tenth day of the outbreak that the surviving humans began to gradually awaken their special abilities."

"Today is the seventh day of the virus outbreak, so you are the first one in the world to wake up."

Sang Luo exhaled slowly, his expression unreadable: "Oh, is there a reward?"

system:"……"

It wanted to complain, but finally held it back.

The system's silence made Sang Luo sneer: "If not, then why are you so proud?"

System: “…” It’s so difficult to manage life.

But when it saw that Sang Luo could confront it, it actually felt a little relieved.

Sang Luo asked it again, very friendly: "What is your dream?"

The system replied cautiously: "Become a diamond-level excellent system! Provide the host with the best service!"

"Very good." Sang Luo smiled. "Then guess what my dream is?"

The system is quite clever: "Partner with me to complete the task!"

Sang Luo pretended not to hear and announced the answer: "Kill you."

system:"……"

Make the system unhappy, and Sang Luo will be happy.

She moved her stiff neck, thinking about what to do next.

After finally being able to sleep for a long time, he was woken up by the system and dragged into the apocalyptic world.

He wanted to take advantage of the situation and become a zombie, but failed.

No matter how angry I am, since I can't die, I can't just get close to zombies.

She poked open the system panel.

At first, she just wanted to die, so she naturally had no interest in checking.

The original text of the novel is on the panel, but it’s too long and I’m too lazy to read it.

Character biographies, repeated story nodes, and missions are also skipped.

Finally, Sang Luo clicked on her personal basic data.

Name: Sang Luo

Ability: Water (Elemental)

Grade: E (20/100)

Potential: Unknown

Abilities: Condensation of water, control of water (other abilities to be developed)

Companion Talent: Unawakened

Explanation: When humans awaken superpowers, there is a certain probability that a companion talent will be awakened, which is a unique ability given to the superpower.

Sang Luo stared at the words "Not Awakened" for a long time and asked the system:

"I've already awakened my superpowers, so can't I get a buy-one-get-one-free companion talent?"

System: “…” You think you’re buying cabbage!

Sang Luo raised his eyebrows. "Also, why is it a lowly E-grade? Isn't the highest grade SSS? I don't ask for much either, at least give me an S."

system:"…………"

The system was filled with grief and anger: "I have used up all my points just to awaken your E-level water ability!"

Sang Luo: "I didn't make you awake."

system:"………………"

Why did I encounter such a jerk on my first mission?

What shocked it next was that Sang Luo, who seemed to dislike the E-level water ability, actually condensed a water ball very skillfully.

People who have just awakened their superpowers, regardless of the level of their superpowers, will not be able to skillfully control their sudden abilities at first.

There will be a transition period.

Sang Luo obviously didn't.

Then, it saw that under Sang Luo's control, the water mass slowly formed a thin mask, perfectly covering her small face the size of a palm.

Then a ball of water about the size of a basketball condensed and wrapped the hair in it to wash it.

Yes.

The system suddenly reacted.

The host is a bit difficult to deal with, but she is a girl, and it is her instinct to love beauty.

It can definitely take advantage of this.

After washing, Sang Luo controlled the separation of moisture and splashed it into the corners, and the wet hair immediately became dry and fluffy.

The face also becomes more hydrated and smooth, like a peeled egg.

Perhaps she felt the wonder of the water-based power, and she was obviously quite satisfied with it.

The only drawback is: "It's a pity that my level is too low. After applying a facial mask or washing my hair, my supernatural power is exhausted. It takes two hours to recover."

The system felt that the opportunity had come and quickly said:

"Superpowers can be upgraded by absorbing crystal cores. Although they are low now, as long as you work hard, upgrading to a higher level in the future will not be a problem."

"By then, forget about applying a facial mask, you can have a full body spa anytime, anywhere."

After a pause, the final goal was introduced:

"The hero and heroine are hiding in the school supermarket right now. When your powers recover, you can go straight over and kill the zombies you encounter on the way. You can take the opportunity to kill them and take their crystal cores, killing two birds with one stone."

Sang Luo listened to its little mouth chattering.

After a moment, he thought thoughtfully: "If I go over and kill the male and female protagonists, will this world collapse directly?"

system:"……!"

She never expected that its words would give her such a terrible idea.

It broke out in a cold sweat, panicked and short of breath, saying, "Don't worry about that. The hero and heroine are protected by the protagonist's halo, so they won't die."

Sang Luo said "Oh" with a bit of regret.

Just as the system breathed a sigh of relief, Sang Luo said, "So, since I can't kill them to avenge myself, why should I go looking for them?"

Because this is a story! It's a mission!

The system decided to reason with her.

The next second, the tranquility in the infirmary was broken—

There was a violent slapping sound coming from the glass window that was tightly covered by the curtains. At the same time, the sharp cry for help was like a knife scraping into the eardrum.

The sound was so loud that even Sang Luo could hear it.

"Open the window quickly!!!"

"Please."

"I know there's someone in there!"

"Open the window, ahhhhhh!"

“Ahhhhhhhhh—”

Hu Lingling subconsciously went to open the window, but Wang Tianlei pulled her away and pushed her aside.

"Are you letting them in to lure in all the zombies?"

Hu Lingling hit her head against the wall and was stunned.

Wang Tianlei turned around and saw Ning Ziqiu approaching the window, and he became furious.

Liu Yizhou was close to Ning Ziqiu and instantly rushed over to hold him back;

Xu Qi huddled in the corner uneasily, biting her lip and not responding, while Zhang Zhenhua hid directly under the bed.

Ning Ziqiu's glasses were crooked. He awkwardly held onto the table to steady himself and said calmly, "As long as we're fast enough, the zombies won't be able to get in."

Liu Yizhou and Wang Tianlei turned a deaf ear.

The two men were of similar build, tall and strong, and Ning Ziqiu was unable to compete with them alone.

The two of them stood in front of the window like they were rooted to the ground, with indifferent expressions, as if they could not hear the cries for help and screams of their classmates outside the window.

Bang--

Sizzle——

A brick stained with dark blood broke through the glass and flew in, sending fragments flying everywhere.

"Don't open the window! Then let's die together hahahahahahaha——"

The crazy voice stopped abruptly.

Wang Tianlei and Liu Yizhou, who were hit by glass on their backs, shouted in fear: "Quickly push the cabinet over to block it!"

It was too late to find out.

The zombies smelling the scent began to squeeze in through the gap.

Everyone rushed into the bathroom.

Ning Ziqiu could have run in, but in a panic Hu Lingling tripped and he tried to pull her up.

When I stood up again, the bathroom door was already slammed shut.

At this time, two zombies came into the house.

It was obviously impossible to ask Wang Tianlei to open the door and let them in.

The pharmacy where Sang Luo was imprisoned was locked, and the key was with Xu Qi.

Hu Lingling's thin body was shaking, tears in her eyes, and she felt that she had harmed Ning Ziqiu.

Ning Ziqiu pursed his dry lips. At this moment, the look in his eyes behind the mirror was exceptionally calm.

Two zombies roared and pounced towards them.

Hu Lingling suddenly pushed Ning Ziqiu aside, closed her eyes, and mustered up the courage to face the two zombies.

There was a clanging sound.

The expected pain did not come.

Hu Lingling opened her eyes carefully, and was met by a zombie rushing towards her. She screamed and fell to the ground to catch the zombie, but found that the zombie was motionless.

Take a closer look.

There was a scalpel stuck in the zombie's temple, with only the end sticking out.

"Hey, ugly guy, here you are."

Her confused thoughts were awakened by a familiar and pleasant voice, and she looked up suddenly.

The door of the pharmacy opened at some point, and the girl leaned lazily against the door frame, her injured foot tapping lightly on the ground.

Her hair, which was originally tied up, fell down softly, with curls at the ends, making her fair little face look even more like a fairy.

The remaining zombie was probably also obsessed with looks. He gave up on Hu Lingling, who was about to be caught in his mouth, and instead pounced on Sang Luo with his teeth and claws bared.

"Hide quickly!" Hu Lingling shouted urgently.

Seeing that the zombies were approaching, Sang Luo still didn't move.

The system screamed, still recalling her previous amazing move - she pulled the door open with force, threw the scalpel between her fingertips, and quickly and accurately plunged it into the solar plexus of the zombie that was about to bite Hu Lingling.

It didn't have time to think about anything else, thinking that Sang Luo wanted to use this zombie to die again!

Under the nervous gaze of four eyes and one system, Sang Luo seemed to have calculated everything, avoiding the approaching zombies at an incredible angle and slipping to the side on one leg.

The zombies, having missed their target, rushed straight into the pharmacy.

She closed the door.

"Come here." She waved to Hu Lingling, who stood up with the help of Ning Ziqiu and ran over in a hurry.

Sang Luo let go of the door handle: "Hold it."

Hu Lingling did as she was told.

Only after she got the hang of it did she understand why Sang Luo asked her to hold the door handle - because the lock was broken.

Sang Luo then instructed Ning Ziqiu to drag the zombie's body to the window.

She said to Ning Ziqiu casually, "If a zombie comes towards you, chop its little buddies to show your respect. All men are afraid of this, and turning into a zombie is no exception."

Ning Ziqiu: “…”

Hu Lingling: “…”

system:"……"