Those Years I Hugged Tongtian's Thigh in the Great Desolation

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Chapter 113 Peaceful War◇

Chapter 113 Peaceful War◇

◎Big Brawl◎

On the second day, the servants who did not dare to disturb the king finally found King Zhou lying in an inconspicuous flower bush.

The attendant, who was originally lamenting the king's tricks, called out carefully a few times, and when he found that King Zhou was motionless, he rushed forward. Seeing that King Zhou's face was covered in blood, he quickly found a medical officer.

King Zhou woke up slowly and was asked what happened last night. He had no memory of it at all, but only remembered that he saw a beautiful woman.

Daji cried and fell into his arms, cursing in a delicate voice: "You bastard, you're not satisfied with having me, and you're still thinking about someone else."

King Zhou ignored the wound on his head and pulled her over to give her a kiss.

Everyone was simply unable to bear watching and secretly spat, not knowing what they were thinking.

Fortunately, Queen Jiang arrived with her sword drawn. Upon hearing that King Zhou had committed the crime not far from Concubine Huang's palace, she launched into a furious outburst: "She relied on her brother Huang Feihu's influence to disrespect me. I didn't bother with her, but she failed to see the situation clearly and brought trouble upon Your Majesty. She must be sentenced to death."

King Zhou was a man who was kind to women. He was surprised that his wife, who had been estranged for many years, began to show concern for him. In his surprise, he also thought that she was jealous of his favoritism towards Daji and others.

On the other hand, although he was fond of beautiful women, he understood that this matter had nothing to do with Concubine Huang, so he prepared to comfort Queen Jiang and let her let Concubine Huang go this time.

At this moment, an official from the Meridian Gate outside the palace hurriedly requested an audience: "Your Majesty, King Wucheng Huang Feihu has rebelled and fled Chaoge—"

King Zhou was furious. He didn't know that the beautiful woman he met last night was Huang Feihu's wife. Now he just thought that Huang Feihu was too bold and had left Chaoge for no apparent reason, so he ordered Huang Feihu to be captured and brought back for trial.

Unexpectedly, someone was even angrier than her. Queen Jiang plunged her sword into the pillar in anger and shouted in a rage, "How can this be justified? I will personally capture this thief!"

King Zhou's eyes seemed to follow the sword that pierced into the pillar, and he was stunned. In this situation, he nodded subconsciously.

Then came the voice of Queen Jiang, who was calling out the generals. After she finished, she remembered Concubine Huang and ordered, "Huang Feihu has defected. Concubine Huang may not know about it. Come, bring Concubine Huang with us to capture Huang Feihu, as well as all the concubines who are on good terms with her!"

He looked up and saw his wife with her back straight and a majestic appearance.

No one in the court opposed Queen Jiang's move. After all, the king had been obsessed with women over the years, and all court affairs were discussed by the queen, Shang Rong, Bigan and others.

Moreover, during the reign of King Wu Ding, Queen Fu Hao often went on expeditions on behalf of her husband to quell rebellions in all directions.

After King Zhou nodded, he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. He let Daji rub his chest and gradually ignored her.

The queen took Concubine Huang and several concubines who were on good terms with her to Chaoge with troops, leaving most of the harem empty.

On the other hand, the journey from Chaoge to Xiqi is long. Wen Zhong, Jiang Ziya and others can use magic, but tens of thousands of soldiers cannot. So Wen Zhong wrote a letter to Zhang Guifang, the general of Qinglong Pass, in advance, asking him to attack Xiqi first.

Zhang Guifang has followed Wen Zhong for many years and is also a disciple of the Jiejiao sect. However, compared to Wen Zhong's teacher, the famous Golden Spirit Mother, his teacher is just an unknown immortal of the Jiejiao sect.

Although he was an unknown immortal, he passed on to Zhang Guifang a very powerful magic spell - the magic of calling a name to knock someone off a horse!

Zhang Guifang used this technique with great skill. He could call out names, knock down horses, and capture generals with his words, all with flying colors. In just a few days, he defeated several generals, including Xiqi's General Nangong Shi, and even captured General Zhou Ji alive.

Ji Chang believed this evil and invited a Western disciple who usually only preached in the court but was skilled in magic to come out. The Western disciple was also defeated by this evil.

He was still talking about attacking King Zhou, but he ran into an iron wall as soon as he went out. The Xiqi army was in a panic for a while, and Shen Gongbao was invited by Ji Chang to leave with the hopes of the whole village.

Shen Gongbao was trembling with fear, silently thinking that this magic was really weird and how he could lose gracefully. When he got to the field, he saw Zhang Guifang's gestures and the magic power she used when casting the spell, and they looked strangely familiar.

These kinds of things are all inherited. He slapped his thigh and said, "Isn't this the magical power of my Jiejiao?"

He rode his mount, a cute little leopard, and asked, "You are a disciple of Jiejiao. Who is your master?"

These days, being a disciple is a symbol, and Zhang Guifang proudly revealed the name of an immortal.

Shen Gongbao: ...

He had never heard of it, but he was always good at networking, and he guessed at a glance that the person who could teach a disciple like Zhang Guifang must have a high level of cultivation and must be a second-generation disciple.

"So it's him. He was drinking with your teacher in Penglai a few days ago. Nephew, you should call me Uncle."

In this era of respecting teachers, he thought Zhang Guifang would respectfully call him "Uncle Master" and then admit defeat, but he didn't expect...

Zhang Guifang roared, "Bah! How dare you, a fool, pretend to be my uncle? My teacher once said that there is not a single bald man in our sect. What are you up to, baldhead?"

Not to mention baldness, in the entire Jiejiao, from top to bottom, there is not even a single person with hair loss or sparse hair.

Before he left school, his teacher gave him many instructions, telling him that even if he was not in the sect, he must take good care of his hair, as it was the symbol of their sect!

Shen Gongbao's smiling expression froze. He touched his smooth head awkwardly, a slight sense of grievance rising in his heart. Then he raised his eyes to look at Zhang Guifang, his eyes seemed to shoot out countless sharp swords.

You little bastard, I’ll teach you a lesson!

In this fight, he used all his strength, determined to pull out a few more hairs even if he couldn't win.

The two fought back and forth for hundreds of rounds, with neither winning or losing, and they could only return home exhausted and breathless.

Then Zhang Guifang sadly discovered that her hairline was rapidly receding and getting higher and higher.

Tired from fighting during the day, Zhang Guifang slept soundly that night. Shen Gongbao sneaked into Zhang Guifang's room with the scissors he used to shave every day.

On the second day, a shrill scream broke the silence of the early morning and spread throughout the entire Shang camp. It also reached Xiqi across the street.

At the same time, a sign of no war was hung outside the Yin Shang camp.

Ji Chang breathed a sigh of relief for a moment, found Shen Gongbao, and gave him a thumbs up: "The Imperial Master still has a solution!"

Shen Gongbao touched his head with one hand and waved the other.

Soon, Wen Zhong arrived with a large army and forcibly dragged Zhang Guifang, who had refused to see anyone, in front of everyone.

There was only silence all around. After a long moment, he said awkwardly, "Junior brother, after not seeing you for a few years, are you going to betray our sect?"

Zhang Guifang's hair had just grown a little flat, and she hummed and almost cried when she heard this.

Wen Zhong blushed, feeling that his words had been too harsh.

At this time, Jiang Ziya stepped forward without hesitation: "Don't worry, I have a solution!"

The next day, Zhang Guifang, wearing a fluffy wig, challenged Shen Gongbao outside Xiqi Gate, shouting for him to come out so that they could fight openly again!

Shen Gongbao hid his body and went out to take a look, only to see Zhang Guifang talking to another old and strong man, whom he called "senior brother".

Another nephew?

He quickly wrote to Kong Shuang:

A group of nephews came from the opposite side. As their uncle, he couldn't keep fighting with them. It would be dishonorable if he won, and it would be shameful if he lost!

Kong Shuang was busy, but he never forgot his work. He replied with difficulty with four words: Divert the trouble to the west!

Shen Gongbao understood immediately.

He quickly found Ji Chang and treated him very honestly, saying directly: "I can't fight for the time being, Your Majesty. Those outside are my nephews. As an elder, I really feel embarrassed to attack the younger ones. I hope Your Majesty will forgive me."

The Marquis understood, but expressed his disapproval. He hesitated and said, "Those people are all talented and exceptional. Besides the Imperial Master, who else in Xiqi can fight them?"

In short, Xiqi cannot be without a national teacher.

Shen Gongbao was very satisfied with his own presence. He raised his non-existent leopard tail and said, "But there are countless talented people in Xiqi. With your wisdom, there is no need to worry about not having people."

Ji Chang understood immediately and ordered people to go to Zhunti's temple.

Huang Feihu, who had defected from Chaoge, also arrived late. He bypassed Wen Taishou and sneaked into Xiqi. Ji Chang was worried that there was no one around, so he was overjoyed.

However, Huang Feihu said weakly, "To be honest, my Lord, we were oppressed by the tyrant emperor and returned to Xiqi because we could no longer bear it. However, Master Wen is still a person that Huang Feihu respects. Huang Feihu will never fight against Master Wen."

Ji Chang felt a little sad, but he still said, "This is as it should be. The Grand Master is also someone Ji Chang respects."

Huang Feihu felt a little guilty when he saw Ji Chang being so easy to talk to. "However, Feihu has a son named Tianhua, who studied under the Qingxu Daode Zhenjun. He has some skills and can be of service to the Marquis."

Ji Chang was delighted: "Good!"

Huang Tianhua took the order and left. Not long after, he came back with a sad face. He had also fallen for the trick of calling out one's name and causing one to fall off the horse.

The monk from the temple has not arrived yet.

Ji Chang was extremely sad. He didn't expect that he would die before he even started his business. He sent another group of people to look for Zhunti.

On the other side, Huang Tianhua, who had suffered a defeat, was very angry and summoned his teacher Qingxu Daode Zhenjun.

This involves the bad behavior of Yuanshi Tianzun, the leader of the Chan sect.

After listening to his brothers, Yuanshi decided to let it go. He did not stop his disciples and sent them down the mountain. Those who wanted to enter the world could do so, those who wanted to retreat could retreat, and those who wanted to join a pyramid scheme... well, they would be hit with a big stick!

The mountains were quiet, and not everyone could stand this silence. They wanted to join the human race, but because of Taiyi Zhenren's tragic experience of falling into a pyramid scheme, they were a little more wary, so they sent their apprentices to test the waters first.

Huang Tianhua was the unlucky guy. He decided to vent his anger on his teacher: "Master, someone is bullying me. Do you care?"

When True Lord Daode saw this, he thought it was possible. He rolled up his sleeves and went down the mountain. He brought his magic weapon, the Heart-piercing Nail, to the gate of Yin Shang and said, "Who dares to bully my disciple? Get out of here!"

As soon as Zhang Guifang went out, she was beaten back to her old nest.

When Wen Zhong saw that his younger brother was being bullied, he immediately took up the male and female dragon whips and rode the black unicorn out of the city to fight. He fought with Qingxu Daode Zhenjun for dozens of rounds but was unfortunately defeated.

Jiang Ziya, who had gone out to help buy a wig with a different hairstyle while humming a little tune, came back and saw the disastrous defeat of the Shang camp. He said again: "Don't panic, I have a solution."

So what if a powerful person comes to Xiqi? He has many senior brothers who are all Golden Immortals. Any one of them can knock the opponent down.

Jiang Ziya first sent a message to Qingxu Daode Zhenjun: "Brother, it's been a long time since we last met. I miss you very much."

The other party replied that he was busy at the moment and would come to visit his junior brother when he was free.

Jiang Ziya was not discouraged and sent a message to Daoxing Tianzun and others. They were worried about where they would stay if they went to the human race, so they came here with their disciples in high spirits.

On the other hand, Daode Tianzun, who had rejected Jiang Ziya, thought of his fellow apprentices and sent a message to them, saying, "The human race is really quite interesting. Come quickly..."

Some people went to Xiqi, and some people came to Shang Dynasty.

When the day of the battle came, the lineup suddenly became awkward.

Qingxu Daode Tianzun was the first to appear, and the one who came to meet him was Mu Zha, a disciple of Samantabhadra Zhenren.

Mu Zha was terrified: "How could Uncle Master be here? Disciple surrenders!"

Oh my God, his teacher actually sent him to fight against Uncle Daode. Could it be that his teacher and Uncle Daode also fell out like the grandmaster and the master of Biyou Palace?

Qingxu Daode Tianzun was also embarrassed when facing the younger generation. After hearing his nephew admit defeat, he felt embarrassed and returned to his side.

On the second day, Jin Zha of Xiqi faced Nezha of Shang Dynasty, and the brothers fought each other!

On the third day, Manjusri Bodhisattva faced off against Taiyi Zhenren, and they both admitted defeat to each other.

Nowadays, respecting teachers is more important than anything else, and the friendship between fellow disciples is deeper than the sea. There are very few brothers who can fight like Jinzha and Nezha, and most of them just admit defeat to each other when they meet.

Ji Chang was stunned. He had never seen such a peaceful war.

He no longer sent disciples of the Chan sect to fight, and instead selected the tallest among the short ones, choosing followers from the West.

The result was as expected, a crushing defeat in the first game!

The moment the news came, Ji Chang spat out a mouthful of blood.

He is well versed in gossip and knows that he is old and his time is up!