Chapter 17 17 “My little hand was stepped on by an elephant.”…

It was agreed that he would only stay for one day, but Zhang Mai was shameless and kept asking for more food and accommodation for several days.

For a teenager of this age, nothing is more attractive than an e-sports room that looks like an Internet cafe. Zhang Mai doesn't know the difference between day and night in the e-sports room.

Sometimes Meiguo was nowhere to be seen from dawn to dusk, and Zhang Mai had a great time in just a few days.

Fearing that the boy would die suddenly while playing games at home, Feng Ci used forceful means to drag him out to bask in the sun and get rid of the musty smell.

"Brother Feng, I'm really fine. I'm perfectly fine. If you don't believe me, just look at my still handsome face and you'll know. There's nothing wrong with me at all!"

Ignore the letter.

Berry, who was standing on a chair watering the potted plants, twitched his ears and ran between the two of them with a small kettle in his hand. He tilted his head to look at Zhang Mai, as if he wanted to say something but stopped himself.

"What are you looking at him for? Is there something wrong?" Feng Ci asked.

Berry blinked, hooked her finger to signal him to lower his head, leaned close to his ear, and whispered:

"Brother Feng, why does this brother have a small road on his head?"

Ahem. Feng Ci bit his lip and glared at her: "Don't worry about it."

There were only three of them in the room. Zhang Mai heard every word the two of them whispered to each other and performed a smile-disappearing trick.

His expression was three parts bewilderment, three parts hurt, and four parts shame and anger. But the possessed cloud touched his head and neck:

"Ah, hair, my hair is gone! Where did my hair go? Give it back to me, my hair!"

A fragile tall boy with naturally thin hair and a wide parting collapsed.

Berry's eyes widened.

Feng Ci calmly blocked the child's sight with his hand, turned around and patted Zhang Mai's shoulder with a hint of sympathy: "Children's words are innocent, just take it easy."

When he said this, Zhang Mai's sight was not only about Feng Ci's handsome face that was so handsome that it made everyone jealous, but also about his thick hair that looked like seaweed. Looking at the two similar faces and the same thick hair of the brother and sister, Zhang Mai's heart was immediately broken.

He covered his chest and howled, "Brother Feng, you two are too much of a bully!"

Without waiting for the brother and sister to react, Zhang Mai, whose heart was broken into eight pieces, twisted his body and ran out. He was so fast that he left an afterimage, which shocked Meiguo.

Less than five minutes after Zhang Mai ran away sadly, it started to rain heavily. The rain was heavier than the day when Jiang Zhishu stole the electric bike.

Meiguo held her chin with her hands and looked out the window worriedly: "Will Brother Xiao Zhang come back?"

Feng Ci: "I will be back."

Within two hours, the doorbell rang.

Meiguo rushed to the door first, stood on a small stool and turned on the video doorbell. After seeing Zhang Mai outside the door, she held her little face and screamed.

"Oh no, oh no, Brother Zhang has turned into a hedgehog."

Feng Ci, who followed closely behind, was silent for a long time. He didn't want to let Zhang Mai into the house because he was so ugly that it hurt his eyes.

The Afro shows the volume of hair and can cover the parting of hair to a great extent, but it is too rebellious and sloppy. The good news is that the Tony chosen by Zhang Mai is not very skilled and the Afro turned into a sea urchin hair.

Zhang Mai was very satisfied with his new hairstyle and kept posing as soon as he entered the door.

Feng Ci closed his eyes, revealing an indescribable expression, and kicked him twice.

Zhang Mai's face was clear: "What's wrong, Brother Feng? I've got a membership card. If you want to get a haircut like my buddies, you can come anytime."

"You wish." Feng Ci sneered, "Let me see how strong your legs are and how many hits you can take from your father."

Zhang Mai: ...!

*

The day before New Year's Eve, the aunt arrived at work, and Feng Ci and Meiguo finally had a proper meal.

Feng Ci, who used to not be interested in home-cooked meals, almost burst into tears when he tasted a simple dish of stir-fried pork with green peppers.

The aunt's name is Luo Ying. She has rich experience in taking care of children, cooks clean and delicious food, and has a sense of boundaries that is rare among middle-aged people. If her previous family was not about to immigrate abroad, such a high-quality aunt would not be available on the market.

Aunt Luo's arrival solved Feng Ci's urgent problem. Now there is someone to cook three meals a day at home, and the problem of washing Meiguo's hair is also solved.

Meiguo's hair is so thick and long that she can't wash it by herself. Usually when Feng Ci helps her wash her hair, she kicks and screams, twisting and turning like a fat maggot, which makes Feng Ci physically and mentally exhausted. He would rather do two more math tests than bother with her.

On the day Aunt Luo came, Feng Ci was worried that Meiguo would scare her away, so he stood by the bathroom door. Surprisingly, there was no crying, but instead a child's barbell-like laughter was heard.

Seal:? ?

The child was possessed by another spirit?

Feng Ci put his ear close to the door and listened hard. It was a harmonious and warm atmosphere inside until the bathroom door opened and Berry was brought out with a shower cap on his head. The refreshing and rich fruity fragrance filled his face.

The child waved towards the bathroom: "Bye bye Bubbles, goodbye Pink Pig, goodbye Duck."

Feng Ci waved away the moisture and squinted his eyes to look at the child with a bright smile.

"Why aren't you crying?"

What kind of question is that? Meiguo was lying in Aunt Luo's arms, behaving well and answering seriously: "I don't like to cry."

No way.

"Why do you cry and scream when I wash your hair?"

The children had very different attitudes towards the same thing. Feng Ci, who was always proud, couldn't stand it. He crossed his arms in dissatisfaction, as if he wanted to ask Meiguo for an explanation.

Children also want to save face, especially when there are outsiders present.

Meiguo stuck out her little neck and denied, "I didn't call them mom and dad. I was clearly calling my old swan."

No matter what was shouted specifically, it made no difference to Feng Ci. What he cared about was that the children were being treated differently.

Aunt Luo met Feng Ci during the interview. Although he was about the same age as her daughter, Aunt Luo did not look down on him.

She explained with a gentle smile, "Children's scalps are fragile, so you have to be gentle and careful when washing them. If you pull too hard, it can hurt. Also, if water gets in their eyes, it can be uncomfortable. Washing a child's hair is a delicate job. After all, I have more experience, so if the child feels comfortable, he won't make a fuss."

Berry: "That's right."

That makes perfect sense. Feng Ci stopped talking and left, touching his nose.

After Aunt Luo came, not only did Feng Ci feel much more relaxed, but Bingguo also became more delicate and lovely.

She no longer runs around with her hair disheveled every day, because Aunt Luo will change the style of her hair. Today it's a cute bun, tomorrow it's a playful twin ponytails, which looks much more pleasing to the eye.

After buying groceries in the morning, Aunt Luo would take Meiguo for a walk downstairs in the community. Feng Ci would take the opportunity to take a nap and enjoy the quiet and beautiful solitude.

There is a playground downstairs in the community, which is full of children. Influenced by being ostracized by her peers in Nange Town, Meiguo did not dare to approach other children or talk to them.

Where there are many human cubs, it is a small society, and the appearance of strange cubs will immediately attract the attention of local cubs.

Seeing that the strange kid had white skin, a high nose bridge, and blue eyes, he was a mixed-race child, and they were all very curious about the berries.

Most of the children were friendly. A little girl who was slightly older than Berry took the initiative to show her kindness. She took her hand and lined up with her to play on the slide, and they took turns swinging on the swing together.

While playing, Berry felt something was wrong. The little sister Yu Guangzhong was pushing on the swing mysteriously appeared on the slide again.

Meiguo's face turned pale. She hurriedly stopped the swing with her foot and ran away without looking back.

"What's wrong with Berry?" asked Aunt Luo, who kept her eyes on the child the whole time.

"Auntie Luo, there are so many kids, which one is real?" The child hid in her arms, still in shock, and stuttered.

Aunt Luo understood who Meiguo was asking about and answered with a smile, "Don't be afraid, Meiguo, they are both real. Those two children are twins."

"What are twins?"

"Two identical babies born from their mother's womb at the same time are called twins."

"Oh oh." Berry was confused.

Meiguo felt embarrassed to continue playing. She felt a little ashamed and pulled Aunt Luo to go home.

Just then, someone tapped her on the shoulder. Berry turned around and found herself face to face with the half-dead bullfrog.

The little fat tiger who was playing a prank with the bullfrog laughed out loud: "Great, another one got scared silly."

Aunt Luo frowned and looked around to find the boy's parents.

Little Fat Tiger was looking forward to Berry's reaction, but Berry just blinked twice: "Hello, is this for me?"

Little Fat Tiger: "...You...you're not afraid? Why aren't you crying?"

"Why are you crying?"

"Roasted bullfrog, so delicious!" Berry's eyes lit up and she smacked her lips with greed.

The bullfrog who had no idea that he had turned into a roasted bullfrog:oo

"I won't give it to you!"

Children would scream in fear when they saw bullfrogs, but this pretty little foreigner was not afraid at all and even wanted to eat his Da Zhuang.

Little Fat Tiger was so angry that his face turned red.

"I won't eat your food for nothing." Meiguo took out a plump bamboo rat from her small bag and said, "I'll trade it with you."

The hamster had been dead for a long time, but because it was placed in the small bag, it looked as fresh as if it had just died, and it was still warm when you touched it carefully.

The little fat tiger who enjoyed scaring people met a tough guy. He was scared to death and peed his pants, and his throat was split.

"Ahhhh rat, there's a rat!"

Oh, he actually cried for joy.

The most common berries living in the small town of Nange are various snakes, rats, insects and ants.

The city was too big and too clean, with smooth concrete floors everywhere. She hadn't seen these good friends since she came here.

She thought that Brother Feng must have never seen a rat. The meat of the rat was tender and smooth. When her grandmother was around, she often roasted it for her. The little witch would not eat it alone, she wanted to share it with Brother Feng.

Thinking of this, Berry happily put Mouse back into her small bag and skipped home.

At noon, they made fish soup. The fish was dead and not fresh, so Aunt Luo kept it in a bucket of water. Meiguo came back and checked to see if the fish was dead. Seeing that the fish was alive and well, she felt relieved to go find Feng Ci.

As soon as I reached the bedroom door, Feng Ci's expression, that nose that wasn't a nose and eyes that weren't eyes, popped up uncontrollably in my mind.

-I want to sleep, don't wake me up. If you wake me up, I will deduct your snacks for a month.

Berry decisively changed direction.

Feng Ci had never been in love, so he didn't know what kissing felt like, but he could probably imagine it. It was probably a wet, chilly feeling on the mouth.

Just like right now.

Feng Ci's thick brows were tightly furrowed. He was still a virgin and didn't kiss anyone.

He turned his head away in his sleep, but a wet kiss came over him again. It was the first time in Feng Ci's life that he had such an erotic dream, and he felt disgusted and unhappy from the bottom of his heart.

He doesn't need erotic dreams; he's content to be a virgin.

Feng Ci, who had a rebellious mind, suddenly opened his eyes, and at that moment he wished he could faint.

The wheezing fish mouth was pressed against his mouth, its eyes sparkling with affection. Feng Ci's head buzzed and he shouted, "Fuck!"

He jumped up instantly.

The fish flew away with a snap.

Berry quickly reached out to take it.

"Mei, Guo, it's you again." Feng Ci held the head of the bed, gritting his teeth.

"I told you not to wake me!"

"Yeah, yeah, you said not to wake you up, so I didn't."

Feng Ci's voice was cold and even without any fluctuation: "So you chose to wake me up by scaring me."

Berry raised her hands in the air: "No, you were woken up by Xiaoyu's kiss."

"I need it to kiss me? I want it?" Feng Ci was so angry that his head was spinning. "I think you feel uncomfortable if you don't act like a demon for a day."

She didn't, Berry pouted in grievance.

He wanted to tell her to get out, but when he saw her pitiful and bullied look, Feng Ci's mouth seemed to be glued shut by water and he couldn't say anything harsh, and his anger unknowingly dissipated by half.

Never mind, she's already awake, there's no point scolding her. Feng Ci said with a bad face: "What do you want from me?"

"I brought you a gift..."

Feng Ci's alarm bells rang: "What gift? I told you, I don't drink those messy soups."

"It's not soup." Meiguo waved her hands repeatedly, scooped out something with lightning speed, and threw it in. "Here, it's delicious. Here you go!"

“…”

Unable to believe that she had pulled out a dead mouse, Feng Ci was so shocked that his brain froze.

What sin did he commit to bring such a living Bodhisattva back home?

Feng Ci's blood was boiling, and his temples were throbbing. "I'll deduct a month's worth of snacks from you. From today on, you're not allowed to enter my room without permission. Every time you do that, you'll be deducting a week's worth of snacks!"

The door slammed shut.

Feng Ci carried Meiguo and the mouse out, and left her standing alone outside the door. She was stunned for three full seconds before running to the kitchen to ask Aunt Luo for comfort.

"What's wrong Berry?"

Meiguo was very sad and felt wronged: "Brother Feng hit me."

Aunt Luo was heartbroken when she heard this. Although she had not taken care of Meiguo for a long time, Meiguo was definitely the most well-behaved and easiest child she had ever taken care of. Moreover, this child loved to laugh, and she liked her from the bottom of her heart.

"Where did you get hit? Does it hurt? Come, let Aunt Luo see if it's serious."

Berry sobbed, "He hit me in the heart with his mouth."

Aunt Luo was stunned for a moment, then quickly understood what was going on. She smiled, squatted down, and rubbed the child's furry head:

"Berry lost the argument with her brother, didn't she?"

When Meiguo recalled Feng Ci's ungrateful look, she decided to stay angry for at least ten minutes.

"He doesn't understand the baby's heart."

Aunt Luo was not in charge of the main household's affairs. She took out two eggs and a box of yogurt from the refrigerator and said, "Bingguo, I'm going to make yogurt cake. Do you want to help?"

Berry's eyes lit up. As the little witch who was the best at making magic potions, her hands-on skills were naturally top-notch!

"Yes, yes, I want to help."

The child couldn't wait to climb onto the small stool in front of the sink, squeezed hand sanitizer into her palms, rubbed her palms and backs of her hands clean, urged Aunt Luo to help her tie an apron, and immersed herself in the joy of making cakes.

Although Meiguo is young, her hands are surprisingly steady. She beats the egg whites quickly and densely. If Aunt Luo hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would have found it hard to believe that a three-year-old could do it so well.

Meiguo was very pleased with Aunt Luo's praise and forgot all the unpleasantness with Feng Ci.

The yogurt cake was ready, and the fragrance spread from the kitchen to the living room and then to the bedroom. Feng Ci just came out of the bedroom.

A big one and a small one stood facing each other. Meiguo was holding two small yogurt cakes in her hands, with her nose turned up, and snorted at him.

Feng Ci was too lazy to argue with a little dwarf and decided to wait until the child calmed down before having a good talk with her.

Meiguo curled her lips and walked away with her short legs, not recognizing any relatives: "Come over here."

You can tell who this is directed to with your toes. He has a bad temper.

Feng Ci followed.

Meiguo wanted to get into the baby chair, but she was worried about the yogurt cake in her hand. After hesitating for a long time, she reached out to Feng Ci:

"Help me get it, you are not allowed to eat it secretly."

"I'm not a greedy cat." Feng Ci snorted.

Meiguo ignored him, got into the baby chair, and immediately asked him for the cake back. She sat up straight and stared at him for a long time.

"This is for you. It's a yogurt cake I made."

Feng Ci noticed the difference immediately. The small cake in his hand was obviously a circle bigger than hers. He raised his eyebrows and reminded:

"Did you give the wrong one? My cake is bigger."

“That’s right.”

Meiguo rolled her eyes at him first, then lowered her head to look at the small cake in her hand and said in a muffled voice, "Even though you are fierce and unreasonable, I still like you very much."

Even if she quarrels with the person she likes, she is still willing to give the other person a bigger piece of the cake. How could a child with such a pure soul have any bad intentions?

Coming back to his senses from the shock, Feng Ci was silent for a while, then said softly, "Thank you."

He held Meiguo's chubby hand in return, brewing words, when he suddenly caught sight of a light blue mark on the back of her hand, and his eyes darkened slightly.

"What's with the wound on the back of your hand?"

Berry suddenly became serious, took his hand, and said mysteriously: "My little hand was stepped on by an elephant."

"Do you know an elephant? It's bigger than a house."

What nonsense! Feng Ci simply ignored her and carried her to ask Aunt Luo.

Aunt Luo immediately told him about how Meiguo was catching fish in a bucket and was hit several times by the fish's tail. Feng Ci frowned as he looked at the silly and cute child in his arms, feeling very complicated.

sigh.

It’s okay to be a little stupid, you can still send it back.