Chapter 4040 "Mom, please pat my brother's stinky mouth."...

Qiao Tong and Feng Chen bought a piece of land for Valeria to be buried. There was no urn in the grave, only a photo of her. The dress was treasured by her forever.

On a sunny day, the family planned to go out to visit Valeria's grave.

The flowers in the greenhouse were blooming beautifully. Qiao Tong gave the task of selecting flowers to Meiguo and Feng Ci, and asked the brother and sister to make a beautiful bouquet of flowers for Valeria.

There were a lot of mosquitoes in the greenhouse, so Feng Ci reminded Meiguo to wear a coat and trousers. Meiguo pouted and responded in a pinched voice:

"Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, give it a bite, it's not easy~"

"You're quite kind-hearted." Feng Ci put on his sunscreen and glanced at Meiguo. "Then don't beg me to cross myself on your mosquito bites when the time comes."

The child immediately hugged his legs, rubbed his face against them like a puppy, and said sweetly, "Berry loves you, brother. Thank you, brother."

Tsk, he would come up with some little tricks to melt people's hearts. Feng Ci put a long coat on his sister and took her hand as they walked towards the greenhouse.

The flowers and plants in the greenhouse are well taken care of by the brother and sister. The flowers are in full bloom, competing with each other in beauty, and the greenhouse is bustling with activity every day.

"Have you decided what flowers to give?"

Meiguo inspected the area and, holding a pair of scissors, walked resolutely toward the gorgeously blossoming peonies. "Brother, the flowers are so big."

Chrysanthemums are usually the first choice for tomb sweeping, either white or yellow. Unfortunately, Qiao Tong doesn't like chrysanthemums, so there are none in the greenhouse. In fact, she was also influenced by Valeria.

Valeria likes bright and fiery flowers, and the peonies and roses in the greenhouse are her favorites.

Meiguo wanted to make the biggest and most beautiful bouquet of flowers for her grandma, so she took a pair of small scissors and quickly cut all the flowers in the greenhouse.

Feng Ci poked his head out from among the flowers and stopped them, saying, "That's enough. If you cut any more, there will only be grass left in the greenhouse."

Berry stopped, twisted her hips and ran to the other side, waving and saying, "Brother, the Roland grass will soon grow elves."

Feng Ci's ears twitched suspiciously, "Really? But it doesn't seem to have grown much."

He looked neither taller nor fatter.

Berry pointed at the green leaves that were tinged with red: "When the leaves change color, it means they are growing."

The chubby boy's words reignited Feng Ci's inner turmoil: "So what do we need to do?"

"Well, for example, do elves need clothes?" he asked. "What's their first meal?"

One question reveals a berry's blind spots in knowledge.

The child walked out: "Brother, let's quickly wrap Hua in the quilt."

All the beautiful flowers in the greenhouse were cut, and the brother and sister made a huge bouquet together. Meiguo held the bouquet that was higher than her head and happily showed it to Qiao Tong and Feng Chen.

Qiao Tong was startled for a moment, then smiled and said, "Baby, is it heavy to hold me?"

"A little bit." Meiguo couldn't even jump anymore, but this little bit of hardship was nothing. She kept saying, "Mom, it smells so good! I hope Grandma will be able to come back to life from the smell."

Qiao Tong lowered her head to smell the fragrance and murmured softly, "If that's the case, Mom is willing to send all the flowers in the world to Grandma."

She bent down to take the flowers: "Baby, go change your clothes and shoes, mommy and daddy are waiting for you at the door."

"Okay, Mom."

The child ran away like a gust of wind. Qiao Tong and Feng Chen stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window and talked. Feng Chen, who had already changed his clothes, bent down to put on his shoes at the shoe cabinet. Meiguo came out from behind him and took out a pair of pink rain boots from the shoe cabinet.

Feng Ci glanced at the sky outside the window and asked, "It's not raining today, why are you wearing rain boots?"

Meiguo put on her rain boots and jumped a few times, then squatted down to play with the little plastic pink pig on the shoe. "These shoes have only seen rain, I want to take them to see the sun."

The pink pig rain boots looked unfamiliar to Feng Ci. He snorted knowingly, as he clearly wanted to wear the new shoes to show off.

As soon as he looked away, the child moved to his side, stood on tiptoe and whispered to him: "Brother, I want to eat the whole chicken family, but my parents won't take me."

"so?"

Berry: "Take me there."

"Hmm?" Feng Ci raised an eyebrow. "If your parents don't take you, I will take you? What are you thinking?"

"Because I have a little head that loves you." Meiguo put her hands on her head and made a heart shape, showing her little white teeth, "You must not want to see my belly sad."

Feng Ci, speaking sweetly, raised a finger and flicked the child's brow, then said with a fake smile, "No, I'm willing to give it up."

Berry covered her forehead, puffed out her chest, and used her trump card: "I'll trade you the Roland Grass Elf."

Feng Ci twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, pinched her chubby face and shook it back and forth: "Little Fatty, bribing me is useless. Your parents told you not to eat junk food recently. You need to lose weight."

What a heartless brother! Meiguo, whose plan failed, angrily put his hand on the shoe cabinet and scratched it. After changing his shoes, Feng Ci stood up and closed the cabinet door.

"ah!"

"Woo."

Who would have thought that the unlucky child's finger was pinched and swollen by the shoe cabinet before going out.

Looking at Meiguo's red and swollen fingers, Feng Ci felt worried and guilty. After all, this little accident was caused by his negligence.

He stood up straight sullenly, waiting to be criticized.

Qiao Tong held his daughter's hand in his palm, not daring to touch the red and swollen finger, and blew gently with his mouth:

"Baby, does it hurt? Daddy is going to get some medicine. Mommy will rub it on you later."

Meiguo closed her eyes and felt it: "Mom, I don't feel any pain, I just feel my little hands are fat."

Children's pain nerves are not fully developed yet, so the pain they feel is not as intense as adults imagine. Except for the slight pain at the beginning, they don't feel much now.

Qiao Tong thought this description was a little cute, miserable and a little funny.

"Don't stick your fingers into any gaps in the future. This behavior is very dangerous. If you are not careful, you may pinch your fingers off. OK?"

Berry grinned and said, "It's okay. I'm good at eating meat. I'll grow a new finger soon."

Qiao Tong couldn't help laughing. He unscrewed the lid of the medicine bottle, dipped a cotton swab in some anti-inflammatory ointment, and evenly applied it on Meiguo's fingers.

"Baby, a broken finger is broken and it won't grow back."

She patiently explained, "Only hair and nails can grow back if broken. Fingers, arms, and legs cannot grow, so we must take care of our bodies."

When Meiguo heard this, she quickly said, "Mom, please help me apply more."

"I put a lot of it on, baby." Qiao Tong didn't want to scare her. "Your finger isn't broken, don't worry."

Berry stared at her fingers and suddenly laughed: "Mom, my chubby fingers are cute, right?"

Before Qiao Tong could answer, Feng Ci chuckled, "Then you misunderstood. It's not just your fingers that are fat, your whole body is fat, little fat boy."

Meiguo slowly puffed up her cheeks: "Mom, please pat brother's stinky mouth."

*

The family of four came to the best cemetery in City A. Feng Chen and Qiao Tong walked in front. Meiguo put her hands in her pockets and sat on Feng Ci's arm.

The brother and sister lowered their heads and whispered, "Why didn't you tell your parents at home just now that I hurt you?"

"It was the greedy cabinet that bit my hand," Berry said honestly. "I saw it with both eyes."

"I was the one who closed the cabinet door." Feng Ci looked at her intently, "Why didn't you tell the truth to my parents?"

In fact, even if Qiao Tong and Feng Chen knew about it, they would not blame Feng Ci, because parents are always the first responsible person for their children.

Feng Ci was just curious why Meiguo didn't tell on others.

"I'll send a few hands to put in the crack, because you don't take me to eat the whole family of chickens, so my hands are itchy."

The cause and effect were quite clear. Feng Ci raised an eyebrow and said, "If your hands itch, put them in the gap. Tsk tsk, your hands are really unlucky for you."

Although Meiguo didn't fully understand what was said, she vaguely knew that it was not a good thing, so she hit Feng Ci's chin with her forehead.

Feng Ci quickly held her head with his hands, "Whose princess is so strong?"

The child struggled hard, swaying from side to side. Feng Ci asked calmly, "Don't you want to eat the whole chicken family?"

The key words were entered correctly, and Berry straightened her head and nodded obediently: "I think so."

Feng Ci lowered his voice and whispered, "I'll take you out to eat tomorrow, the weekend."

Meiguo pressed tightly against Feng Ci's face, and the soft, milky fragrance filled his nostrils: "Brother, from today on, you are the big slave, and Dad is the little slave."

Feng Ci, who got a position inexplicably: "..." I can't be happy at all.

The family came to the cemetery and placed tributes and flowers. Qiao Tong looked at the photo on the tombstone and choked up and whispered.

On a sunny day, the child in pink rain boots jumped around in the sunshine. Finally, she stood in front of the tombstone, raised her face proudly, and said:

"Grandma, look, these are the new shoes my mom bought me, the new clothes my dad bought me, and the little bun my brother made for me."

"Now there are so many good people who love me. I will share my love with you, so you can be a happy little flower."

A warm breeze blew by, ruffling the child's hair as if in response.

The atmosphere was still a bit depressing on the way back. Qiao Tong's eyes were slightly red, and he stared at the scenery outside the window in a daze.

Meiguo, who was sitting in the baby chair, held Qiao Tong's finger and said, "Mom, do we have to come here to see grandma every day from now on?"

Qiao Tong rubbed his eyes quickly and said softly, "Come when you have time."

"Then don't cry when you come."

Berry looked at her seriously like an adult and said, "Because grandma has turned into a small flower or grass now, she can hear you crying. If you cry, grandma will not be able to eat the soil, and the small flower or grass will wither."

Qiao Tong blinked her eyelashes, not knowing what she was thinking, and responded, "Baby is right, Mommy won't cry anymore."

"Good boy mom, let me hug you."

Qiao Tong was successfully amused by her. She scratched Meiguo's nose and said, "You are so small, how can you hold me?"

"When you become smaller, I can hold you." Meiguo swung her feet happily. "Mom, then I will give you all my beautiful clothes to wear."

Qiao Tong was so delighted by his daughter that he no longer showed any sadness. The father and son sitting in the driver's seat and the co-pilot seat looked at each other silently. Feng Chen sighed that his brainstorming was not as good as his daughter's inspiration.

*

Meiguo was evenly fat, like a plump, white, solid bun. Qiao Tong and Feng Chen both felt that this child could not continue to develop horizontally, so they decided to give Meiguo a diet meal.

It’s called a diet meal, but in reality it’s just a snack with half the berries and more vegetables than meat.

As soon as Meiguo acted coquettishly, the couple softened their hearts. If she squeezed out a few more tears, the couple would forget their roots. As a result, the child not only did not lose weight, but became rounder.

Feng Ci was speechless for a while. After thinking about it, she felt that she was the only one in the family who could discipline the little girl. After the last monthly exam, Feng Ci took over the responsibility of supervising her sister to lose weight from her parents.

In order to prevent the couple from making mistakes, the iron-faced Feng Ci tactfully persuaded them to leave home, leaving him and Meiguo to spend two days of the weekend alone.

The weight loss didn't start suddenly. Qiao Tong and Feng Chen had both informed them in advance, but the child, who was still eating and drinking as usual, didn't take it seriously.

Until her parents mysteriously disappeared, Feng Ci came towards her with a bowl of green vegetables, and the little witch's weight loss journey began.

"Guoguo, it's time to eat."

"Here I come." Meiguo, who had happily climbed onto the dining table, frowned and raised her little hand, "Brother, there's no meat."

What's the point of life if a child has no meat to eat?

"Who said there aren't any? Look." Feng Ci brought out a small bowl of fragrant steamed pork ribs with rice flour, "After you finish the vegetables, you can have the pork ribs."

"No." Berry's eyes never left the ribs, "I want to eat the meat first."

Today's berries are no longer the little witch who eats whatever is given to her, and those little green vegetables and cabbages have become abandoned concubines in the cold palace.

What Feng Ci wants to do is rekindle Berry's love for vegetables.

"Three mouthfuls of vegetables and one sparerib." Feng Ci used both soft and hard tactics. "Mom and Dad are not at home, and no one will see you squeeze out those two tears."

The feeling of powerlessness of flirting with a blind man is considered to be encountered by berries.

The child sighed, opened his mouth wide, stuffed a mouthful of vegetables into it, swallowed it with a tasteless smell, and suddenly started singing: "Holding a steamed bun in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the vegetables~"

Feng Ci's mouth twitched: "..."

"I've eaten three bites of vegetables, give me the meat."

The child was picky: "I want the big ribs."

Feng Ci: "Give it, give it, give it."

Meiguo didn't enjoy her lunch very much and she didn't have the energy to go downstairs to play. Feng Ci stood in the distance and watched her "walking the dog" with the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone. Then he played the game of throwing branches with her two little dogs for a while, waved goodbye and left.

The child, like an old cadre, wandered around with his hands behind his back.

Feng Ci followed Meiguo slowly and watched her join the group chat with other children on the roadside very naturally.

After listening for a while, Meiguo felt bored and turned to leave when she heard a little kid say, "My dad is very good at making money. He buys me things with the money he earns every day from work."

Meiguo stopped walking, and Feng Ci thought she was finally interested and would say that her father was also good at making money.

As a result, the unfortunate child took the other child's hand in a familiar manner and said: "Then ask your father to buy me something too."

Children: ⊙﹏⊙

Feng Ci: ...Let’s go home!

*

Qiao Tong and Feng Chen, who had been hiding outside for the entire day, returned home after dinner.

Hearing the noise at the entrance, Berry immediately came back to life, and the floor was shaken by her steps.

"Mom and Dad, you're back."

"We're back, baby."

Meiguo threw herself into Qiao Tong's arms and rubbed against him vigorously. If she had a tail, it would have turned into a propeller.

After not seeing her for a whole day, Qiao Tong felt that her daughter had become even more adorable. She looked like a little angel, and her heart softened just by looking at her.

At this moment, the little angel in my arms became restless, his little nose twitching constantly, and he asked a soul-searching question:

"Mom and Dad, did you go out to eat something delicious?"

Qiao Tong's smile froze, "No, no."

Meiguo grabbed Feng Chen's hand and pulled him down: "Daddy, open your mouth. Make your mouth as big as mine."

Feng Chen: “…”

He bravely explained: "Baby, mom and I went to work today and didn't have any delicious food."

"Okay, okay, Daddy, please open your mouth."

Feng Ci: “Ah…”

Berry's round eyes trembled when she smelled the chirping smell. It was indeed like this. The child asked heartbrokenly:

"Dad, are we still a family?"

"You guys went out to eat delicious food without taking me and my brother with you."

She and her brother ate vegetables at home, but they went out for a big meal. The little witch's trust in her parents was in jeopardy.

Qiao Tong glared at Feng Chen angrily. It was all his fault. He had to reminisce about the days when he was young and would take walks and eat fried skewers.

"No, baby, listen to mom and dad's explanation."

This was the first time Meiguo was so angry after returning to her parents. The two of them were busy trying to comfort her. Feng Ci picked up his phone and took a picture to record this rare moment.

After that day, whenever the parents went out together and came back, Meiguo would sniff around their mouths like a little police dog, making the couple so nervous that they would use two small packets of mouthwash every time they entered the door.