Berry, a little witch from the magical world, accidentally traveled to the modern world and became an inescapable burden to an 18-year-old rebellious high school boy. That day, the little witch, ri...
Chapter 47 47 Berry: "I'll beat your ass into pieces."...
Feng Ci was at home idle during the summer vacation. He didn't want to go to the company to study, nor did he want to go to the dinner party with Feng Chen to exercise. So Feng Chen forced him to learn stock trading from him. If he lost, it would be his responsibility, and if he made a profit, it would be Feng Ci's.
Feng Ci lost a lot in the early stage, but later he worked hard to make up for his previous losses, earned back all the losses, and his small treasury was filled.
While playing games with Zhang Mai and a few others, he casually mentioned his recent stock trading experience, and the single Feng Ci suddenly got three adopted sons.
"Father Feng, how can you not take me with you on this money-making venture!"
"That's right, we have to get on this car!"
Feng Ci spoke frankly, "I'm only in the novice protection period now. I'm not sure I'll make any money. Don't cry if I lose."
"What's there to be afraid of? We still have our grandfather." Zhang Mai's abacus clattered. "The money is just sitting there anyway, so why not let it make money?"
Feng Ci never shyed away from berries when playing games. The little guy turned around in shock and confusion: "Brother, are you a father?"
"Yes, I'm a father now." Feng Ci chuckled, "Guoguo, you're the elder now. They'll have to call you aunt from now on. Are you happy?"
Meiguo quickly shook her head: "I don't want to be an elder. I don't have that much money."
After being here for a long time, Meiguo also knows that there is a custom here where elders give red envelopes to younger ones.
Meiguo touched her flat little wallet, afraid someone would snatch the coins from her bowl. "Brother Xiao Zhang, I'm very poor and can't give you any money. I'm sorry."
The child's clear baby voice was filled with a hint of annoyance and a righteous tone of "Don't even think about getting a dime from me". Zhang Mai and the others who were connected to the Internet were almost laughing like crazy. Could they have a stack of such cute little fruits?
Berry didn't care what they were laughing at. She lay on the sofa like a little turtle, her short and fat little feet dangling back and forth.
Pulling Feng Ci's sleeve, he asked, "Brother, what does money make money mean?"
"It means that small money can make big money." Feng Ci said perfunctorily, putting aside his skills. "You'll understand when you have a piggy bank."
Having a piggy bank means money will make more money. Meiguo silently took note of it, climbed down from the sofa and ran to the kitchen to find Qiao Tong.
Aunt Luo was on vacation today, so Qiao Tong went to the market early in the morning and bought a big fat fish, planning to stew it into braised fish for lunch.
The big fat fish had small scales and its body was covered with slime and was slippery, so it would slip out of my hands from time to time.
Meiguo stood on a small stool and watched for a while, then softly called out to the fish, "Little fish, mommy is rubbing mud for you, don't move."
Qiao Tong looked back with a smile: "Guoguo, why don't you play with your brother in the living room?"
Meiguo took the opportunity to complain: "My brother is playing games and ignoring me, and I can't squeeze his phone away."
"I see." Qiao Tong put the scaled fish into the basin, washed his hands and dried them with a towel. "So, Guoguo came in to help Mom?"
"Yes." Berry's round belly puffed out. "Mom, please tell me what I can do for you."
"Can I pick the vegetables?" Qiao Tong pointed to the water spinach in the corner. "Help mom wash them, then take them out and pick them with my brother."
"No problem." Meiguo moved the water spinach into the basin and washed it under the faucet. When she was about to leave, she turned around and said, "Mom, this is not your job. It's the job of me, Dad, my brother, and our family."
Qiao Tong was slightly stunned, then smiled and nodded: "Baby is right."
Meiguo ran to the living room with the vegetable bowl in her hand and placed it rudely on Feng Ci's legs. She shouted with all her might, "Little Ci, get to work!"
"...I am your brother, you little fat boy who is rebelling against Tiangang." Feng Ci calmed down, but still obediently picked the vegetables with Meiguo.
Meiguo turned around and took the vegetables to Qiao Tong to show off, and successfully got a little golden piggy bank. In the evening, when Feng Chen came home from get off work, Meiguo went to her father to exchange it for cash.
Feng Chen didn't instill in his daughter any concept of money. His daughter could spend whatever she wanted without worrying about anything else. He looked at the pitiful fifty yuan in Meiguo's WeChat wallet, waved his hand, and signed a check for Meiguo in two strokes.
Meiguo stared blankly at the paper her father handed over, seeming to be hesitant to speak. She pursed her lips twice, her expression both helpless and tolerant. "Dad, you're such a grown-up, why are you still cheating children out of their money? If I weren't so familiar with you, I'd be furious."
"Since you're my father, I'll forgive you this time. But don't do that again. I'll be against you."
Feng Chen: "...Baby, listen to Daddy's explanation."
Meiguo raised her little hand and stopped Feng Chen from talking: "I don't want to listen, bye."
Finally, Meiguo asked Qiao Tong to exchange fifty yuan in cash, stuffed it into the little golden piggy bank, and worshipped it once in the morning and once in the evening every day, hoping that the little golden piggy bank would give her a lot of money.
A week later, Berry, full of anticipation, smashed open the piggy bank, counted the money, and found that the money had not increased.
Meiguo was furious. She slammed open Fengci's bedroom door and rushed in like a calf: "Brother, big money didn't give birth to small money, and you're lying to the child again."
Seal:? ? ?
He twisted his body to avoid the attack, and the child's hard head hit his lower back.
Feng Ci squeezed out a broken "Ah" from his throat, his kidney!
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In order to avenge Yaozi, knowing that Meiguo didn't like to learn English, Feng Ci secretly replaced the Peppa Pig and SpongeBob SquarePants movies she usually watched with English versions.
Berry listened carefully for a while, then immediately stood up in fear and ran to find Qiao Tong: "Mom, Peppa and SpongeBob are talking nonsense!"
Qiao Tong set up a small studio at home. When Meiguo came in, she was operating the sewing machine.
Hearing his daughter's voice, Qiao Tong quickly stood up: "What's wrong, baby?"
Meiguo panted, her almond-shaped eyes wide open. "Mom, the piglet and the baby are saying something I don't understand. I don't like it. Please change it for me."
Before Qiao Tong reached the living room, she vaguely heard the sound coming from the TV. She immediately understood what Meiguo meant. Looking at Feng Ci sitting in the living room, she was able to piece together the whole story.
The cycle of revenge never ends; the brother and sister never have a peaceful day at home.
Qiao Tong: "Xiao Ci, aren't you going out to play with your friends later? Take Guoguo with you so that the two siblings can look after each other."
Feng Ci jumped up from the sofa:?
"Mom, who will take care of whom? I need her to take care of me."
Berry raised her palm and saluted like Black Cat Sheriff: "Don't worry, Mom, I will take good care of my brother."
The plan to get rid of the little tail failed, and Feng Ci had no choice but to carry the fat child who looked like a bear to the appointment.
Zhang Mai and his friends had been waiting in the store for a long time. They were not surprised to see Meiguo and handed the menu to Meiguo enthusiastically and naturally.
Feng Ci: "It's okay, she just ate a lot at home, so she's not very hungry. You can just order whatever you want."
My brother's little stinky mouth kept talking nonsense. Berry held the menu tightly in her arms and refused to let go, speaking for herself: "I'm starving. Super starving!"
"..." Feng Ci was very upset. "Then don't beg your belly for mercy and ask it to let you go."
"No way." Berry gave him a proud slap on the back of her head in dissatisfaction.
The little witch could not escape Feng Ci's curse, and the next day, Meiguo was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment by Qiao Tong with a sad face.
Feng Ci, who stayed in bed until twelve o'clock and got up, had no idea what had happened. Seeing that the usually chatterbox was unusually quiet, he couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Who messed with you so early in the morning? Why are you so sad and depressed because you didn't find any cardboard?"
Meiguo looked at him with a dull look: "Brother, my speaker is broken."
"Huh?" Feng Ci paused as he twisted the bottle cap. "What's wrong with your butt?"
Berry's eyes widened, feeling offended: "It's not the butt! It's the throat." She raised her chubby chin and pointed to her throat with her little hand.
He hadn't listened carefully just now, but now that the child spoke, Feng Ci could hear a hint of smoke in his voice.
Feng Ci: "You kick the quilt at night, don't you?"
Berry crossed her arms and said plausibly, "You took away all the blankets and made me catch a cold."
"...The last time you slept in my room was seven days ago. Next time, before you try to trick me, could you please use your little brain?"
Qiao Tong came out of the kitchen carrying a bowl: "The doctor said it was the air conditioning, and also because he ate too much and got a sore throat."
Hearing the word "heaty," Feng Ci immediately thought of yesterday's barbecue. He bared his white teeth and said jokingly, "I told you not to eat so much yesterday, but you insisted. Now you know how uncomfortable it is. It seems your stomach hasn't let you off the hook this time."
It really hurts my heart.
Meiguo ignored Feng Ci and jumped off the sofa to hug Qiao Tong's thighs: "Mom, please feed brother a pound of red lips and turn him into a little sweet mouth."
Lipstick means red lips. Qiao Tong always puts on some light makeup every time she goes out, and Meiguo has learned from her.
Berry turned into a little duck. There was no magic plant in the greenhouse that could cure colds, so Berry was forced to drink sticky, bitter-sweet throat-soothing loquat paste every day.
She pinched her nose and drank it in pain, and Qiao Tong felt sorry for her, so he dissolved some loquat paste in hot water to dilute the taste.
"Guoguo, take your medicine."
Meiguo took a look and raised her head in disbelief: "Mom, there are more medicines."
Normally she only needs to drink a sip of loquat paste, but now she wants to drink a big bowl. What a miserable life! She must be the most miserable child today.
"Mom, you can do magic too."
"Hmm? Really?"
Berry pointed at the bowl cautiously and said, "You can make this bowl bigger or smaller."
Qiao Tong smiled: "What do you mean?"
"If I put medicine in the bowl, it becomes so big that I can't even finish it." The little guy looked melancholy as he spoke, gesturing exaggeratedly while looking at Qiao Tong eagerly. "If I put milk tea in it, the bowl becomes so small that I drink it all in one go."
Feng Ci accurately translated: "If you want milk tea, just say so."
Berry, whose thoughts were touched, shook her head hurriedly: "I don't really want to drink it, just a little bit, but I can eat ice cream."
Feng Ci smiled: "You are quite good at settling for second best."
The sick Berry couldn't eat this or that, and she looked wilted every day. Although Feng Ci liked to tease her all the time with a mean mouth, he only had this one sister after all, so he felt a little distressed about her.
In order to divert Meiguo's attention, Feng Ci took Meiguo for a walk in front of the gate of the Agricultural University. For the first time, the child who was allergic to learning ignited a bit of fighting spirit to study.
"Brother, I also want to come to your place to study at university."
Feng Ci: "Then quickly ask your parents to find you a kindergarten."
"I don't want to go to kindergarten. It's full of kids." Meiguo said with a frown, "I want to go to college with you."
Feng Ci pointed at the school name and asked, "How do you pronounce these words?"
Meiguo: "Circle and Circle University." She glared at Feng Ci and threatened in a smoky voice, "If you laugh at me, I'll beat your ass into pieces."
She stretched out her voice, deliberately trying to scare Feng Ci: "Bloom the Qiqi flower."
He is a little kid with a lot of tricks up his sleeve.
"Who said I was going to laugh at you?" Feng Ci pinched her chubby cheeks, "Eat it quickly, or the ice cream will melt on your hands."
Berry licked the melted ice cream and said, "It's okay. Ice cream soup is delicious too."
"The sun is hot too, and it wants to eat ice cream. Don't blame it."