Chapter 82 82 "I'm so angry."

Feng Ci didn't feel anything unusual after drinking Berry's anti-smoking potion, perhaps because he didn't have a smoking habit.

The potion is sour and sweet, and the berries are made according to my favorite yogurt flavor.

Feng Ci thought that it couldn't be wasted, so he sent a small bottle to Zhang Mai, Jiang Hao and Fang Chengxuan who were far away in other cities. He told them that it was a breath freshener and they only needed to spray it twice in the morning and evening.

The three people who received the gifts had no doubts at all, but they were not very satisfied with the quantity. Only 15ml per person, which was too stingy and would not last for a few days.

Feng Ci ignored the complaints of several people and waited quietly for feedback from the experimental mice.

Feng Ci originally envisioned that this magic potion for drug withdrawal should be a long-lasting type, not an immediate effect like the previous ones.

Who knew that not long after, I saw Zhang Mai’s circle of friends.

Ahhh, what the hell, I don't know if I've been seriously ill lately, but I get nauseous and retching whenever I smoke. I just wasted a pack of cigarettes.

The comments below are quite interesting——

[? Don't tell me you're pregnant, hahahaha, a male mother.]

[That's great! I'm forced to quit smoking, Zhang Ma!]

[Don't panic, I think it's the cigarettes. Send them to me and I'll check them carefully for you.]

Zhang Mai responded to them one after another, especially the one who wanted to take advantage of him, who was responded to mercilessly by him.

Five minutes later, Jiang Hao commented: [What a coincidence! I also feel nauseous and want to vomit when I smoke today. The smell of cigarettes makes me feel dizzy.]

The two of them chatted back and forth in the comments, thinking it was just an allergy caused by the change of seasons and would be gone after a while.

Feng Ci quietly left the circle of friends.

This incredible potion was actually made by a little witch in kindergarten. Feng Ci's thoughts diverged, and he thought, maybe he could let Guoguo try the drug-detoxification potion?

As soon as the thought came to his mind, Feng Ci couldn't help but shiver.

"Brother, are you cold?"

A round head came over from behind, and Feng Ci turned around and met Meiguo's clear and innocent big eyes.

"No." Feng Ci changed the subject, "Aren't you playing on your tablet?"

The child held his knees and said sweetly: "Because I missed you, I came to see you."

Feng Ci: "Speak human language."

"Brother, the elf taught me a new magic yesterday."

Feng Ci turned and left.

The child chased after him: "Brother, that magic trick is fun, why don't you try it?"

"Thank you, I won't play or try it."

Feng Ci, with his back to Berry, had no idea that he had already been in the hands of the domineering little witch and he had no chance to refuse.

A few moments after the magic wand was waved, a gust of wind blew under Feng Ci's feet, firmly fixing him in place.

The old white mouse Feng Ci didn't even struggle. He closed his eyes with a wooden face and accepted the fate that the little witch had assigned to him.

The wind stopped, the floating feeling disappeared, and Feng Ci slowly opened his eyes.

"Brother, are you feeling unwell?"

The little fat berry as big as a mountain squatted in front of him, blocking out the light completely.

The cub was still the same cub, but Feng Ci didn't dare to recognize it at all. He was so shocked looking at the giant sister in front of him that he was speechless.

Did he get smaller or did the berries get bigger?

"Brother, why don't you say anything?" Fingers as thick as a tree stretched out, and Feng Ci nimbly rolled to the side and narrowly avoided it.

Feng Ci looked around carefully, the scenery had not changed, the answer was revealed, he had become smaller.

"Don't be afraid, brother." Meiguo lay on the ground, holding her chin with one hand, and said with her head tilted, "You are Thumbman now, I will protect you."

As soon as Meiguo spoke, Feng Ci was blown to and fro by the strong airflow.

Feng Ci's nose was about to be crooked with anger. This little nose must be addicted to cheating his brother!

...No, he is the little nose now.

Feng Ci lay on the ground in a mess, wanting to ask Meiguo if she felt guilty, as she was still protecting him, but she could send him flying with just a sneeze.

Haha, when there is no danger, my sister is the biggest danger.

The next second, the giant sister shrank into a thumb-sized figure like him.

Mini Berry excitedly jumped onto Feng Ci's back: "Brother, is this fun? I have something even more fun!"

Before Feng Ci could stop him, a magic broom that had also shrunk in size flew over to the two of them. Mei Guo stepped onto it and called out to Feng Ci:

"Brother, come up quickly."

Feng Ci's head ached: "Tell me first, can you change us all back?"

He has no interest in being a villain for ten days or half a month!

Fortunately, this time Berry gave a satisfactory answer: "I can, brother, hurry up, we are about to take off."

Now that things have come to this, let’s have fun.

The brother and sister who turned into thumblings flew freely in their home which was more spacious than a palace. Because they were so small, Grandpa Feng and Grandma Feng who wore reading glasses did not notice the flying people in the air at all.

There are many snakes, rats, insects and ants in the countryside. The two of them encountered big mosquitoes and flies with bared fangs and claws several times. The two tender-skinned creatures, one big and one small, were almost taken as food.

Feng Ci was terrified along the way, but couldn't help but scream with excitement.

Lai Fu, who was taking a nap at the door, moved his ears and slowly opened his watery dog ​​eyes.

"Brother! Lai Fu has turned into a monster."

"Guoguo, stay away from Lai Fu. This stupid dog doesn't recognize us now."

"How could I not recognize him?" Meiguo refused to believe it. Among the forty kilograms of meat, thirty-nine kilograms were rebellious bones. "I even fed Laifu a huge piece of meat this morning."

The more you forbid a child from doing something, the more he will do it. He is the typical stubborn person who won't cry until he sees the coffin.

There are two such stubborn people in the Feng family.

“Woof woof woof!”

"Ahhh brother, it's over, Lai Fu seems to have gone crazy."

"I warned you not to hang around Lai Fu... Hey! Fly higher, or it's going to jump up!"

Fortunately, after upgrading its weapon, the speed of the car became very fast. It rushed forward with the brother and sister on its back like a chicken with its blood injected, so it was not caught by Lai Fu who was chasing it relentlessly.

Lai Fu, with his adrenaline rushing, chased from the door to the living room and then to the kitchen, knocking over pots and pans all over the floor, making a loud clanging sound as the house was being demolished.

It was hard not to be heard with such a loud noise. Old Master Feng, who was practicing calligraphy on the second floor, rushed downstairs. Seeing Lai Fu demolishing the house, his face turned green with anger.

"Laifu! What are you doing?"

"You are so old and you are still destroying the house. You have no shame!"

"Your grandson Xiaofu is more mature and stable than you. You, you, do you want to get beaten?"

Berry breathed a sigh of relief: "Great, our savior is here."

Lai Fu woke up with a start, and stopped himself with his dog face. Meiguo and Feng Ci took the opportunity to hide in a corner.

Old Master Feng scolded the shameless Lai Fu with a deep anger. Lai Fu lay on the ground sobbing in grievance.

In the end, the old man couldn't bear to beat Lai Fu, so he just confiscated its bones as punishment.

It would be better to just watch the bones fly and Lai Fu’s world fall apart than to get a beating.

Meiguo and Fengci, who were hiding in the dark, exchanged a glance. Meiguo lowered her head awkwardly and said, "I still have a little money. I can buy some meat for Laifu."

Feng Ci knocked her head and said, "You're just messing around. Count me in."

After experiencing a series of extreme escapes, the brother and sister were exhausted. After Berry commanded Xiu Xiu to fly back to the room, she changed herself and her brother back to their original appearance.

"Feng Ci, Xiao Guozi, are you in there?"

Feng Ci hurried to open the door: "Grandpa, we are here."

Mr. Feng: "You're not downstairs? That's strange. I seemed to hear your voices on the first floor just now."

Feng Ci was quite strong-minded and denied it calmly: "We didn't go down."

"Oh." Grandpa Feng held the leash in his hand. "I don't know what happened to Lai Fu. I'll take him to the hospital and give him a shot to calm him down. You stay home and take good care of Guo Guo and your grandma."

Feng Ci: “…Hmm.”

As soon as the old man left, Feng Ci decisively placed an order for a pound of fresh beef, which arrived immediately via flash delivery.

*

Qiao Tong and Feng Chen, who had been out on a date for a day and a night, came back.

The couple was a little nervous on the way back, worried that Meiguo would be angry that her parents didn't take her with them.

Unexpectedly, the child was much more sensible and reasonable than they thought. Meiguo said in a matter-of-fact tone:

"Yesterday was Mom and Dad's Day. I was able to take good care of Jiji and my brother even when Mom and Dad were not at home."

The child hugged Qiao Tong's waist and asked, "Mom, did you have fun playing with Dad yesterday?"

Qiao Tong answered conservatively: "It's okay."

Meiguo immediately educated her like a little adult: "Mom, from now on when you and Dad celebrate the holidays, don't miss me and my brother. You must have fun."

Qiao Tong was deeply touched and rewarded Meiguo by letting her watch the tablet for an extra hour.

The chubby boy was very happy. Feng Ci said with a smile, "You've made money again."

Meiguo glanced at him and boasted on her chubby face: "From now on, on Mom and Dad's Day, I can play with the tablet for an extra hour, hehehe."

She loves Mom and Dad’s Day so much!

Feng Ci could see through her little thoughts, but he didn't pour cold water on her.

Feng Ci and Feng Chen, father and son, were called away by Old Man Feng, leaving only the mother and daughter in the room.

Berry couldn't stay idle while watching TV, so she randomly pressed buttons on the tablet and accidentally turned the video to double speed.

The sudden increase in speed left Berry confused.

The child touched his hands and turned to look at Qiao Tong.

Seeing that she seemed to be hesitant to speak, Qiao Tong put down the work in his hands and asked, "What's wrong, baby?"

Berry felt a little embarrassed. She stretched out a short, fat finger towards the tablet and said cutely:

"Mom, this tablet seems to be in a hurry to go home."

Qiao Tong then realized that something was wrong and stood up to help the child adjust the speed back to normal.

"The tablet is not in a hurry to go home. It still wants to stay with you."

Qiao Tongrou smiled and pinched her daughter's smooth face, then held her small hand and looked at it, "Guoguo, your nails are a little long. Mommy will help you cut them shorter, okay?"

Meiguo withdrew her little hand and shook her head repeatedly: "Don't cut it short, I want to put on glitter and big diamonds."

Meiguo found a bunch of cosmetics in Qiao Tong's room and hid them in Feng Ci's room. She often dressed up secretly and painted her nails to look like they were bitten by a dog.

When Qiao Tong found out, she was shocked. She was afraid that she would eat the nail polish, so she bought her children's nail polish with less chemical ingredients and rich colors. She also had a cabinet full of nail accessories, including all kinds of diamonds.

Berry is dedicated to painting her mini nails in fancy colors and often watches online tutorials to learn from them.

The child was only thinking about beauty and had no idea how worried her mother, Qiao Tong, was when she saw her long nails. Every time Meiguo scratched her, her nails would leave red marks on her body.

Qiao Tong coaxed, "It will look better if you cut it shorter. After that, mom will take you to buy nail art. There are many beautiful styles."

"What are nail art pieces?"

Qiao Tong found a video of nail art, and Meiguo was very excited by the dazzling styles.

This kind of nail art is easy to remove and will not easily damage your nails.

Berry obediently stretched out her hand: "Mom, please help me cut my nails, please."

Qiao Tong breathed a sigh of relief, holding his daughter's soft little hand and started to work. Qiao Tong cut very carefully, and would use a file to grind it after cutting the shape.

As soon as the nails were sharpened, the berries started to hide with a giggle.

Qiao Tong teased her knowingly, "Baby, why are you hiding?"

"It's so itchy." Berry said, "Mom, my hands don't want to run on this anymore."

Qiao Tong squinted his eyes and said, "I'm almost done, hold on a little longer."

Qiao Tong kept his word. After cutting her nails, he took Meiguo to a boutique to pick out nail art tips she liked. However, after going through all the boutiques, he couldn't find nail art tips in children's sizes.

At this time, Meiguo had no idea that she was being tricked by her dearest mother, and she kept comforting Qiao Tong that it was okay.

It wasn't until the truth was accidentally revealed by the talkative Feng Ci that Meiguo Xizi suddenly realized what was going on.

She stared at Feng Ci with big eyes: "Mom, are you lying to me?"

Feng Ci was vague: "...It shouldn't be intentional."

Berry pouted.

"Guoguo, are you angry?"

"angry."

"How angry is that?"

He has to find a way to coax her first.

Meiguo spread out ten white and tender fingers, puffed up her cheeks and said, "I'm very angry."

Feng Ci lowered his head and fiddled with his phone: "Ten is a bit too many, how about we get rid of five first?"

A WeChat message popped up on the phone watch.

Stinky Brother: [Waiting to receive a transfer]

Wow wow wow, five dollars!

Berry, blinded by money, said: "Oh my god, this is so beautiful!"