Chapter 1251 Relaxation

Five children stood in a row in the open space.

The older ones are seven or eight years old, and the younger ones are only two or three years old. Each one of them is as delicate as a piece of jade and looks very cute.

"Archangel, my grandchildren are here."

Liu Yu stood aside with a respectful look on his face, his heart filled with inexplicable excitement, all because of the three words "Emperor Liu".

How can I not be happy when my grandson is going to become an emperor?

Emperor...

Ordinary people never believed it because this position was too far away, as far as the distance to gods. If a fortune teller said that he would become an emperor in the future, he would probably get beaten up.

Because it's too much, it's too much!

You say I can become an emperor? Your whole family is an emperor, every one of them is short-lived!

But Liu Yu, or the prominent families, are willing to believe this because they are very close to this location and everyone has a chance.

"Um……"

Lei Zhen frowned slightly and glanced at the five children's faces one by one.

"Uncle Master?"

Noticing something unusual, Yuan Sancai stepped forward at the right time.

This is called cooperation.

Charlatans always tend to find problems, exaggerate them, and then solve them with difficulty.

This is a complete system. Although it is a bit old-fashioned, it has been proven to be effective.

For example, when you ask someone to do something for you, you will never find someone who is particularly quick and efficient. Usually, they will say, "I can't guarantee it," "This task is difficult," "I will do my best," etc.

So charlatans are everywhere, what we lack is the wisdom to discover them.

"Grand Heavenly Master, is there any problem?" Liu Yu looked a little anxious.

Lei Zhen shook his head, walked to the first child, touched the back of his head, pinched his hands, feet and arms, and then pressed his shoulders.

Without saying a word, he touched the first one and then the second one.

"Clan leader Liu, this is bone reading." Yuan Sancai whispered, "Humans are the spirits of heaven and earth, and bones are the spiritual roots. Bone reading can communicate with spirits and gain insight into the mysteries of heaven. I am also learning this."

This explanation is quite perfect, and the coordination is also beautiful.

And there is indeed the saying of touching bones. As for Lao Yuan, he often goes to the paradise on earth to touch bones, learning foreign languages ​​and dialects while learning the magical power of touching bones.

I'm not lying. Since I'm learning a foreign language, of course I have to cooperate with bone-touching.

"So that's how it is. Let's not disturb the Great Taoist Priest." Liu Yu said in a low voice.

"Yeah." Yuan Sancai smiled.

These guys are the easiest to fool. They believe whatever they are told. On the contrary, people from the outside world are very difficult to fool. They can be mistaken for scammers if you are not careful.

Ultimately, it's caused by the environment.

Scientific theory downwards and theological theory upwards, this is the essence of the world, and you can discover it by observing more.

That is the question of how to rule. Those who can access the essence of science are not suitable to be ruled by science, and instead need theology. It is a very simple truth.

"No, that's not right."

After touching the bones, Lei Zhen shook his head repeatedly, with a look of disappointment on his face.

This facial expression management is simply amazing, just like leaving suspense at the end of a novel chapter, making people scratch their heads and unable to sleep at night.

Relaxed in moderation, with a distinct rhythm.

Even veterans like Yuan Sancai admired him and began to feel proud and honored to have this uncle as their master.

What does it mean to be rewarded by the ancestors?

That's it!

What is a genius?

This is genius!

No need to learn, no need to be reminded, it comes naturally and effortlessly, and what you do cannot be said to be impeccable, it can only be said to be flawless.

"Grand Master, what's wrong?" Liu Yu asked nervously.

"You have grandchildren, more than just these five." Lei Zhen said in a deep voice: "Although these children are good, none of them can make you the Emperor Liu."

"But I only have these five grandchildren..."

Liu Yu was full of confusion because he only had five grandsons, no more and no less.

"No." Lei Zhen shook his head.

"Great Heavenly Master, you are not calculating..."

"Chief Liu, we haven't even entered the village gate!"

Yuan Sancai's face was full of anger, and he retorted without waiting for the other party to raise any doubts.

Wrong calculation?

Tianjiguan never makes mistakes!

We haven't even entered your gate, and we don't have any requests, yet you're questioning our Tianji Temple master? This is simply outrageous!

"That's not what I meant. I really only have these five grandchildren." Liu Yu quickly explained, "The oldest and youngest are the eldest, and the remaining three are the second and third."

He wasn't senile, so how could he not know how many grandchildren he had? He had five grandchildren, born to three of his sons, and he knew every one of them very well.

"Patriarch Liu, please be patient, hehe."

Lei Zhen smiled, lit a cigarette and sat casually on the rock, with an unfathomable light in his eyes.

"Grand Heavenly Master, please explain clearly." Liu Yu asked with a bow.

But Lei Zhen just sat there smoking, his eyes looking at the distant mountains and forests, his robe fluttering in the mountain breeze. If he had long hair, he would really look like a god.

He smoked calmly, letting Liu Yu have a lot of questions in his mind. It was not a good idea to disturb him at this time, so he could only wait patiently.

Yuan Sancai standing aside felt quite distressed: He got carried away, how do you save the situation?

Bluffing is just like that, it's okay if you do it almost right. If you use too much force, you might end up hurting yourself and it will be difficult to continue.

"Zi Yan, let's go."

"Yes, Uncle Master."

Just leave when you are tired of playing, you didn’t even get in anyway.

As for whether the other party has other grandchildren... the child's father may not know, so how can you, as a grandfather, know? Maybe you don't even know whether you have an illegitimate child.

"Master, please wait. I suddenly remembered something. Let me go back and take a look." Liu Yu said hurriedly, "Come on, serve tea and snacks to the Master."

Unfortunately, Lei Zhen just waved his hand and showed no intention of staying.

"Boss Lei, this is a clever move." Yuan Sancai whispered, "It's just a scam. Once he gets carried away, we'll leave and leave him with endless room for imagination."

"Who said I was playing around?"

“Could it be…”

Liu Yu caught up with them and tried to keep the charlatan couple.

It was obvious that he took this matter very seriously. Although he expressed doubts, the other party was, after all, his uncle from Tianji Temple and a great master from the outside world.

Even if someone made a mistake, they must not be rude, otherwise the Liu family would be criticized in writing.

"Grand Master, please stay."

"good."

Liu Yu was stunned by the ready agreement: Shouldn't he make excuses again?

"Go find the child, it shouldn't be difficult." Lei Zhen smiled and said, "I'll be waiting outside the door. No need for tea or cakes."

"How can this be possible? I must enter the village. If people knew that I treated the Grand Master like this, wouldn't they criticize me? Grand Master, please, Master Zi Yan, please—"

"Forget it then, let's go."

"No, no, no, everything should be done according to what the Grand Master said..."

Back at the village gate, Liu Yu hurried in to look for his sixth grandson.

Lei Zhen sat cross-legged on a rock, holding a cigarette in his right hand and twirling the fingers of his left hand back and forth. Although no one knew what he was moving, it looked like he was calculating.

"Uncle Master, what on earth are you trying to do?"

"The host has taken over, and now Liu Yu is begging us, haha."

Yuan Sancai immediately realized that this was indeed the case.