Chapter 1625 This is too abstract

In the land of exile, resources come first.

And all the resources are in the hands of the Lord of Bright Moon - the prairie is the resource!

It is spring all year round there, with abundant grass and water, cattle and sheep everywhere, and all kinds of vegetables, fruits and melons. It is as rich as a beautiful bride's treasure, inexhaustible.

But all resources are allocated on time and in quantity, and will be delivered by the Ghost Emperor himself on fixed days of each month, which is not enough.

This is what Hei Huang said, because even the best things he took out were rather shabby.

Two roasted lambs, plus some slightly wilted fruits and vegetables. There are quite a few varieties, but they have been left out for a while and have lost their freshness.

Of course there were also beauties, which made Lei Zhen's eyes light up.

It must be said that when he reached the leadership level, the beauties under his command were all pretty good looking. Although they couldn't be compared with Enzhu, they were all better than Yun Yi.

"Sun Lord, please!"

Heihuang raised his glass and invited Lei Zhen to drink.

"please."

"puff!"

Lei Zhen spat out a mouthful of liquid, not knowing whether it was wine or horse urine.

The taste is weird, a bit of alcohol but more of a mixed bag of flavors.

"Lord of the Sun, you don't know how to drink? Since you don't know how to drink, I won't force you. After all, this wine is quite strong and most people can't bear it." Black Emperor asked with concern.

"I'm not..."

"You should drink tea instead of wine."

"I...Okay, I'll have tea."

Lei Zhen really wanted to say that it’s not that he can’t drink, but can this thing be called wine?

He remembered that once upon a time, sake was particularly popular for a while, so he bought a bottle with the attitude of giving it a try, but he almost got poisoned after taking a sip.

In the end, I could only gargle with Erguotou to barely suppress the toxicity, otherwise I would have died.

As for the wine I just drank, it's even more powerful than sake.

But Lei Zhen was embarrassed to say it, after all, Hei Huang had taken out all the best things.

Food was so scarce that the lowest class of people were eating each other. The fact that he took out his treasured wine was already a very high-level hospitality.

"puff!"

A mouthful of tea spurted out.

"Lord of the Sun, you don't know how to drink tea?" Black Emperor asked in confusion.

"This tea..." Lei Zhen's face was full of pain.

Is this tea?

It tastes bitter and astringent when you put it in your mouth, just like water boiled from willow leaves.

If Black Emperor had done it on purpose, he would have blown his head off, but unfortunately, he didn't do it on purpose and he really took out the best stuff.

Wine and tea are all luxuries here.

"How about drinking milk?" Hei Huang asked softly, "You won't get drunk on milk, will you?"

"Drunk milk?" Lei Zhen was surprised.

"Yes, drunk milk."

"Give me a glass of water."

"Okay, drink some water. We have the purest snow water..."

Lei Zhen could only endure it, after all, the guest should follow the host's wishes.

He had an immature idea that one day he must take Heihuang out for a walk to see what wine and tea were.

"Lord of the Sun, do you smoke?" asked the Black Emperor.

"This is okay." Lei Zhen nodded.

"Cigarettes!" Heihuang laughed.

He is the host and he has to satisfy his guests.

Since you can't drink alcohol or tea, you should at least know how to smoke, right?

The maid came up with a tray with cigarettes neatly arranged on it.

The moment he saw the cigarette, Lei Zhen almost fainted: Is this a cigarette? Luffa vine!

That’s right, a plate of loofah vines, cut neatly.

This thing can indeed be smoked. When I was a kid, I used loofah vines to learn how to smoke from adults. I smoked it with a puff and it made my mouth feel so spicy and painful.

"Is this one?"

"Yes, cigarettes. Don't you smoke? Lord of the Sun, you are too perfect. You don't smoke or drink, and you are obsessed with cultivation..."

"I smoke!"

Lei Zhen picked up one and started smoking without hesitation.

Although it is very spicy, it can at least relieve the addiction for old smokers.

Just like 299, no matter what, the girl's cool hands are wandering on my body. Even if I just take off and don't care about landing, at least I can satisfy my desire.

He turned to look at Yun Yi and Enzhu. The two girls were eating the fruits desperately, making the maids next to them drool.

"Pay attention to your image." Lei Zhen reminded.

"Delicious!" Yun Yi said vaguely, "The fruits here are really delicious, very, very sweet, and very, very juicy."

"Yeah, delicious!" Eun-joo also nodded vigorously.

In fact, Lei Zhen wanted to remind them to eat less and leave some for others. This thing is everywhere outside, but it is too precious here.

"Lord of the Sun, shall we watch a dance?" Black Emperor suggested.

"This is fine, I like it." Lei Zhen nodded.

As the clapping sounded, twelve men and women came up, wearing the furs of various animals, giving people a particularly bright but incongruous feeling.

"drink!"

"ha!"

"roar!"

“…”

A few roars were quite powerful and distinctive.

But as he watched, Lei Zhen felt something was wrong, because the man started to shake...

That’s right, just throw that thing!

As the man began to swing, the woman knelt on the ground and held it up with her hands.

This scene brought Lei Zhen's thoughts back to the bathhouse. Once he saw an old man. Although he had a hunched back, the tattoo on his thigh was particularly eye-catching: two fairies holding something upwards.

It is commonly known as the fairy holding peaches, and it was shocking at the time.

And now she is actually dancing this dance, it is so eye-irritating.

This is too abstract!

But everyone watched with great interest and applauded from time to time.

The most exaggerated thing was that Yun Yi actually stopped eating fruit. He stared at the dance below the stage without blinking, and there was a bright light shining through his eyes.

"Does it look good?" Lei Zhen asked.

"I'm learning." Yun Yi replied.

"You...study hard, I like it."

"Um!"

The whole banquet was so awkward that Lei Zhen had no idea how he got through it, but he also thoroughly understood the truth that if I wasn't embarrassed, then others would be.

He used to be this kind of person, but today he is an outsider.

"Lord of the Sun, is the dance wonderful?" Black Emperor said with lingering satisfaction.

"That's brilliant! They started right away with the origin of life." Lei Zhen gave a thumbs-up and praised, "It's even more exciting than a funeral in the countryside."

"Holding a funeral in the countryside?" Hei Huang was puzzled.

"What I mean is... forget it. I can't explain it to you clearly. I'm going to the grassland tomorrow." Lei Zhen said.

"Lord of the Sun, am I not treating you well enough?" Black Emperor said in a panic, "You can rest for a few more days and then go to the grasslands when you've recovered enough."

"It's not that you're not hospitable, it's that I'm too picky."

"Just ask me what you want, I'll definitely satisfy you!"

"Hei Huang, I believe you, but the problem is..."

"I have 26 daughters, all of whom can serve you!"

"Um?"

Lei Zhen was stunned, then laughed.

He admired Hei Huang's courage very much. He wanted to be his father-in-law before he even did anything. He was indeed a rare talent and a master.

In that case, it’s really hard to refuse.