Tomb Raiding: The Big Shot Doesn't Want to Talk About Love

(The protagonist is gentle and introverted, a patriarch. Doting on the team + slightly charismatic + no CP + friendly ending.)

Just a few years after Zhang Moyu became the patriarch, he was d...

Chapter 039 This nephew was raised in vain

Chapter 039 This nephew was raised in vain

"Oh, you mean this female corpse has been here for so many years and it hasn't decayed yet, right? This is normal."

Wu Sansheng thought Wuxie had never seen this kind of embalming method that could keep the face unchanged even after a thousand years of death, and he spoke with sudden enlightenment.

"My dear nephew, you are just surprised by what you have never seen before. There are many ways to keep corpses from decaying. You will understand them as you learn more about them. They are all the wisdom of the ancients."

"No, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about."

Wuxie pretended to be deep, looked at Wu Sansheng with a meaningful look, and spoke seriously.

"Uncle San, don't you find that this female corpse is very beautiful?

Look at her face, so charming and beautiful, a 100% natural beauty, even prettier than those big stars on TV.

Look at her figure again, with a long, slender neck, curvy figure, and a slender waist."

Wuxie pursed his lips, suppressing the smile that was about to appear, and continued to talk nonsense.

"Uncle San, look at this skin again. Even though it's been dead for so many years and it's no longer as delicate as a baby's, it's still so white and cool, and it feels special to the touch.

What do you call this? This is called a beauty like jade~"

In order to make his words sound more emotional, Wuxie deliberately expressed his feelings at the end.

These words sounded so abnormal that Wu Sansheng was stunned. He subconsciously wondered if Wuxie had experienced something bad during the short time they were apart, and his thoughts had become abnormal.

Wu Sansheng thought carefully in his mind that this tomb had been planned for Wuxie's trial a long time ago. They had carefully explored it before. Apart from the corpse turtles and rice dumplings, the only dangerous place in the tomb was the Hydra cypress.

There shouldn't be anything here that can make Wuxie become like this, right?

I've seen corpses and turtles in the water tunnel, so it shouldn't be related to this.

He knew that there was a very dangerous blood corpse there. It looked extremely ugly and scary.

But Wuxie is brave and has a strong mental quality. Even if he encounters a blood corpse and feels that his eyes are polluted, he will not be so ugly as to say such perverted remarks.

There is also the Hydra, which can only wrap around, pull, and hang people upside down. It is not a tentacle monster, it just looks scary. In fact, as long as you deal with it properly, it does not have much lethality.

It was caused by something that had no purpose. Could it be that this was the thought that Wuxie had been suppressing deep in his heart?

Wu Sansheng was a little suspicious that Wuxie had been holding it in for too long and wanted to find a girlfriend. Now, even the female corpse looked pretty to him.

He admitted that the female corpse was indeed beautiful, but no matter how beautiful it was, it was still a corpse!

Wu Sansheng was silent for a long time, and finally made a decision in his heart.

Wuxie's situation must not be allowed to continue!

When he gets back, he will immediately go to find his second brother and ask him to introduce Wuxie to a few more girlfriends!

Wuxie is not young anymore and has reached the age for marriage. However, Wuxie has never found someone he likes, so this matter can only be postponed indefinitely.

Wuxie has never shown any interest in any of the girls around him. If those girls get too close to him, he will act as if he wants to avoid them.

Wu Sansheng also heard that the last time Wu Erbai asked Wu Xie to go on a blind date with a girl, he helped to arrange a date at a couple's restaurant.

As a result, Wuxie just went for a meal and actually went Dutch with the girl!

The girl was embarrassed and went back to tell her family. They thought Wuxie looked down on them, so the two families not only failed to become in-laws, but also almost became enemies.

So this guy is a complete blockhead. From then on, Wu Erbai never dared to force Wu Xie to go on a blind date again.

Growing up, the only "girl" Wuxie had ever shown interest in, the one he'd said he wanted to marry, was the boy from the Jie family. That was a childhood memory, and none of his elders had ever taken it seriously.

They say that from childhood to old age, they were originally worried that Wuxie didn’t like girls and liked handsome boys.

However, in the past few years, Wuxie has never come out to his family, and they are not in a position to say it out loud, so they can only keep it in their hearts and worry about it from time to time.

Now that I think about it, maybe Wuxie didn’t really want to find a girlfriend, he was just a little afraid of marriage. Now they can rest assured.

After he went out, he planned to talk to Wuxie directly, and then ask Wu Erbai to find a few more beautiful girls. It didn't matter what the girls' family background was, but they had to be beautiful. Even if Wuxie didn't want to get married, just having fun was fine.

Anyway, there are few people in Wujia now, so there is no need to talk about legitimate children or illegitimate children. They are all children of Wujia.

As long as Wuxie can hold on, they can afford to raise as many children as they want!

Wuxie didn't know at this moment that Wu Sansheng had already found a super troublesome thing in his mind, and he was still immersed in his own rhythm.

Seeing that Wu Sansheng didn't say anything for a long time, Wuxie suddenly felt like he could turn the situation around.

"Uncle San, do you like her? I think she's a good match for you. How about I take her home and make her your wife?"

When Wu Sansheng heard what he said, he choked on a mouthful of blood and almost suffocated himself.

He didn't expect that Wuxie had been doing this for such a long time, just to disgust him.

"Bah! You really are my good nephew, how could you be so deceiving to your elders?

Why don't you say that you found your own wife? "

Wu Sanxing was extremely angry and felt that he had raised his nephew Wuxie in vain!

Wu Xie had made up his mind to find more things for his uncle to do, and he was already confident in what he had done. He was not panicked at all, and he continued naturally following Wu Sansheng's words.

"If you don't want it, I can have it."

Anyway, he just wanted to find a reason to make a fuss. This matter would be terrible no matter who was involved.

If rumors were to spread because of today's conversation, my family might accidentally think that my third uncle wants to find a female zongzi.

Uncle San will definitely be beaten up by Uncle Er in great disappointment, and Grandma will also shout that it is misfortune for the family and throw him out to kneel in the ancestral hall as punishment, asking him to reflect on his mistakes.

If all this gets out, I'd be fine with hearing what he says at the end, even though I might get scolded and locked up in a dark room by my grandma and uncle.

But his third uncle would definitely be blamed for not taking good care of him and leading him astray, and he would be severely beaten and then punished to kneel in the ancestral hall.

If everyone present had given Uncle San some face, none of today's conversation would have been leaked.

Then this would be a time bomb for his third uncle, which he could take out from time to time and use as a threat.

Uncle San will definitely not cheat him so unscrupulously in the future.

At this moment, Wuxie suddenly felt that his ears and eyes were clear, as if he had suddenly become enlightened. He felt that it was just a small province and not worth mentioning!

Wuxie pretended not to care at all and agreed nonchalantly, but the smile on the corner of his mouth could no longer be suppressed.

Wu Sansheng keenly noticed the smile on Wuxie's lips, and his heart suddenly stopped.

etc!

Why did Wuxie agree so readily, and even smiled so strangely? It seemed like she was genuinely happy, without a trace of gloom?

This smile...