Tomb Raiding: The Big Shot Doesn't Want to Talk About Love

(The protagonist is gentle and introverted, a patriarch. Doting on the team + slightly charismatic + no CP + friendly ending.)

Just a few years after Zhang Moyu became the patriarch, he was d...

Chapter 374 Chu Lan is not a virgin!

Chapter 374 Chu Lan is not a virgin!

The next day at noon, Zhang Haixia came to pick them up early, and his good brother Zhang Hailou was with him.

On this day, Zhang Chulan got into the black Maybach at the school gate, and his life changed from then on.

He looked at the man sitting on his left with a serious face who did not forget to work in the car, then looked at the man on his right with a frivolous face, a sloppy look and dyed green hair, as well as the cold-faced young man driving and Nan Xihe sitting in the passenger seat.

Zhang Chulan couldn't help feeling nervous when he thought about returning to his roots, and when he was nervous, he wanted to talk more.

"Hi...Excuse me, brothers, what are your names?"

"My last name is Zhang." ×3

Hearing this uniform voice, Zhang Chulan shrank his neck and spoke with an awkward smile.

"What a coincidence, my last name is Zhang too."

After he finished speaking, the air in the car became quiet again.

After a while, Nan Xihe was the first one who couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, I didn't realize it yesterday. Chu Lan, you have a talent for comedy."

Zhang Chulan smiled stiffly, but his mind was very active. Some people looked shy, but in fact they had already started thinking about how to cheat others.

"Virgin? Your name is Zhang Chunan? That's a good name. The person who named you is really a little genius."

When Zhang Hailou heard Nan Xihe's address to Zhang Chulan, his eyes lit up. He put a hand on Zhang Chulan's shoulder and started his social cow mode.

"Sorry, my name is Zhang Chulan! I'm not a virgin!"

"Huh? You said you're not a virgin?"

Zhang Hailou deliberately repeated his words in a heavier tone, then spoke with some doubt and pretended to be puzzled.

"But I clearly felt that you haven't ejaculated yet, how can you not be a virgin~"

Zhang Chulan was completely broken by his words. Could someone please explain to him how he could feel that his yang energy was not released? Ah!!!

It turns out that this kind of thing can be sensed!

It is said that the less a man can do, the more he cares about it.

Zhang Chulan's defenses broke down when he thought that after he went to Zhang's house, everyone around him would know that he was a virgin who had been single since birth.

His toad blood, which he could not tell anyone else about, was the biggest pain point in his youth.

"You must be a virgin."

Zhang Haixia, who had just finished processing a document, looked up and happened to catch this wave of ridicule, so he made a comment.

Zhang Chulan gave people the feeling at this moment that he was about to break apart. Facing Zhang Haixia, who looked calm and reliable, he nodded with pain in his eyes and spoke with gritted teeth.

"Yes, I'm a virgin."

What's wrong with being a virgin? This means he's still a pure and innocent little boy! He's a virgin and he's proud of it!

Zhang Chulan was trying to save face for himself in his heart.

"Oh, so you really are a virgin~"

Zhang Hailou spoke with a somewhat frivolous smile.

"It's Chu Lan who is not a virgin!"

Zhang Chulan was furious. He clenched his fists and was subdued by Zhang Hailou with one hand.

"Wuwuwu, don't be so proud. I'll tell my uncle when I get home that you all bullied me..."

Zhang Chulan, who was pressed down on the back of the chair, sobbed and used his last resort: to tell his parents.

"Oh? Who is your uncle? I'll go play with him when I have time."

Zhang Hailou didn't care much at first and was still teasing Zhang Chulan with excitement. Then he was caught off guard by what Nan Xihe said.

"Brother Lou, you are so brave. His uncle is the clan leader."

Zhang Hailou's perverted smile froze instantly, and all he was left with was a burst of "Fuck it!"

He didn't expect that this unknown boy actually had such a strong backing.

Why didn't you tell me earlier that you had a backer? You waited until the feud was formed before you said it. Are you trying to play fishing tricks here?

Zhang Hailou felt that he had fallen into a trap and had no choice but to stop at the brink. He helped Zhang Chulan straighten his clothes and spoke with a kind smile.

"Virgin...ah no, Chu Lan, I was just joking with you, don't take it so seriously, don't be angry. To be honest, the name Zhang Chunan is quite good, and it fits the naming style of our Zhang family."

Zhang Hailou put his arm around Zhang Chulan's shoulders and comforted him softly, looking like a good brother.

I swear to God, what he said was the truth. The Zhang family attaches special importance to names, which is specifically manifested in the following...

Well... that depends on the individual.

Members of the Zhang family generally have two names, one they call them in daily life, and the other one written in the family tree.

The names written in the family tree are not necessarily serious, and the random names that are usually called out often surprise people.

Zhang Chulan scoffed at Zhang Hailou's words of comfort, thinking that he was talking nonsense. Which good person would choose a name like "Zhang Chunan"?

"Don't disbelieve me, I'm Zhang Hailou, the Hailou in Mirage, and the one next to you is Zhang Haixia... Puchi."

Zhang Hailou burst into laughter in the middle of his introduction, and Zhang Haixia rolled his eyes at him.

"Why don't you just say your real name is Zhang Haiyan and mine is Zhang Haixia? Ha, you're just trying to make it sound good for yourself, but you're just being casual with me."

"Don't be so jealous, Xiazi. There are many people in our family whose names are more controversial than yours, like Junjun~. Come and introduce yourself."

Zhang Hailou threw a coquettish glance at the cold-faced young man sitting in the driver's seat, and then several people saw a temporary driver take out a pair of sunglasses from beside the seat, put them on his face, and tossed his hair back.

He instantly turned from aloof to funny, deliberately lowered his voice, and spoke in a pretentious tone.

"I am Zhang Qianjunwanma!"

When this name came out, Zhang Chulan was shocked, and even Nan Xihe, who knew a lot about the names of the Zhang family, widened his eyes in surprise.

"This name... is really domineering..."

Zhang Chulan looked at Xiao Zhang who was driving with a complicated expression. If he had that name... he would also pretend to be cool!!!

"Brother Lou, we have thousands of soldiers and horses, but do we have three thousand beauties?"

Nan Xihe looked at Zhang Hailou with sparkling eyes, full of curiosity.

"Hiss~, I really don't have that. How about you go and beg the clan leader for some favor?"

Zhang Hailou's eyes turned and a weird idea came to his mind. He gave Nan Xihe a suggestion with a wicked smile.

"Remember to go when the clan leader is in a bad mood. That way you'll have a better chance of being accepted."

After all, their patriarch is a man who can be called the conscience of the family!

However, no matter how kind-hearted he is, he still has the character and ability that a clan leader should have. So this person is very kind-hearted under normal circumstances, but becomes extremely cruel when he is in a bad mood.

"Yeah, I get it, Brother Lou."

Nan Xihe took note of it carefully, while the others silently mourned for three seconds for the unlucky guy who was about to be given a name, and spent the rest of the time gloating over his misfortune.