Wen Yu one day transmigrates into the brainless, good-for-nothing, beautiful but useless Eldest Princess of the Great Sheng Dynasty.
After learning that the original owner died from accidenta...
Lin Yuzhi hugged Wen Yu from his side. His long-cherished wish suddenly came true. He was so distracted that he actually forgot that Lu Ren was still on the beam.
Naturally, his actions caught Lu Ren's attention.
Lin Yuzhi was silent for a moment, and gently covered Wen Yu's ears with his burning palms: "The princess is asleep, General Lu doesn't want to wake her up, right?"
Lu Ren: ...
He narrowed his eyes and was about to move when a tiny sound suddenly came from outside the window.
Lin Yuzhi naturally heard it as well.
There was a flash of displeasure in his eyes. He had just held the princess in his arms when this thief came. How blind he was.
However, the two of them tacitly agreed not to make any more sounds.
As if that wasn't enough, Lin Yuzhi hugged Wen Yu again, buried his head in her neck, and slowly closed his eyes.
The next second, the quilt was lifted up a lot, covering even the shoulders tightly, leaving only the two heads exposed.
Lu Ren: ...
There was a slight clicking sound, and a crack appeared in the window.
An extremely thin bamboo stick was stretched in, and soon a thin wisp of smoke came out.
Lu Ren stared at the window. Even though he had taken the antidote to prevent the drug in advance, he still covered his lips and nose.
As if waiting for the drug to evaporate, after a long while, there was movement in the window again.
The window was opened, and a thin and short figure crawled in.
He dropped his legs to the ground, closed the window, covered the lower half of his face, and the exposed eyes could be described as shifty.
He immediately locked onto the extremely messy clothes under the bed, and his eyes lit up slightly.
"Today is really a great day. Let me enjoy it..."
Lu Ren, who was hanging on the roof beam, frowned. Is it this little dwarf who brought disaster to so many men in the capital?
The dwarf cleared his throat, drank a mouthful of saliva, and rubbed it in his palms.
Then he walked to the bed, ready to go.
He looked at the two people hugging each other tightly on the bed with only their heads sticking out, and was silent for a moment.
"Sleeping in a brothel with such a tight blanket on is insane..."
The voice is very shrill.
And how could Lin Yuzhi, with his cold personality, tolerate such a dirty person?
He directly hugged Wen Yu in his arms, wrapped them together with a quilt, and kicked him hard in the chest with his side kick.
"ah--"
The dwarf flew backwards, smashing the tables and chairs, and covered his chest with a look of shock.
He wailed, "Oh no, this is a Chinese trap!"
He was lying on the ground when he happened to see a person vaguely sitting on the dark beam.
Dwarf: ...
He coughed and patted his cheeks: "Not at all, not at all, the beauty's kick really hit my heart, it wouldn't be a loss to kick her a few more times, kick this way or that way, I like it either way."
Lin Yuzhi: ...
Lu Ren, who has not yet made a move: ...
Wen Yu: ...
The noise was so loud that Wen Yu naturally woke up.
It is human nature to watch the fun.
Wen Yu excitedly climbed onto Lin Yuzhi's body, leaned out to look, then widened her eyes and said, "What a big rat!"
At this moment, Lin Yuzhi's eyelashes trembled slightly and his heart was very confused.
Wen Yu's hair brushed against his cheeks and neck, and her hands were resting on his chest. His heart was beating so fast that it seemed like it was going to jump out.
Wen Yu naturally felt the unusually strong thumping sound under her palm.
She comforted him, "Don't be afraid, relax, I'm here and I won't let you get involved in anything."
Lin Yuzhi: ...
Wen Yu said this as she jumped off the bed and pressed him tightly with the quilt.
Then he picked up the clothes on the ground and threw them at him: "Put them on quickly, I'll cover you up, don't let him see it."
Lin Yuzhi: ...
The dwarf sat up and glared at Wen Yu: "How can a prostitute like you mind her own business? Let me see! I was kicked away before I even saw a hair!"
As he spoke, he coughed up a mouthful of blood. Lin Yuzhi's kick just now showed no mercy at all.
He wiped the blood stains, "Humph, they came here specifically to arrest me, Shengjing Prefecture or Dali Temple? They are so insidious and cunning!"
"Ahem, I heard that the Dali Temple Chief is a handsome man, so you must be him!"
"No... I heard that the Prime Minister of Shengjing is also a handsome man. I guess you are him, right?"
"That's not right. I've never heard that the Prime Minister of Shengjing knows martial arts. This kick was really not light..."
The dwarf muttered loudly.
Then he noticed something and said in surprise, "That's not right. Whether it's the Dali Temple Minister or the Shengjing Prefecture Minister, they are all the Princess's men! How could they sleep with a prostitute?!"
"Even if you're acting to get me out, this won't work, right?"
As he spoke, his eyes fell on Wen Yu, and he said firmly: "Little Blackie, you are dead! How dare you touch the eldest princess's man!"
Lin Yuzhi: ...
Lu Ren: ...
Wen Yu was startled and patted her chest: "No way? Is the princess so scary?"
"Of course! Let me ask you, who are the General of the Cavalry and the Minister of the Supreme Court?"
"Who?"
"One is a person who kills without blinking an eye! The other is a person who tortures without blinking an eye!"
"oh……"
"So how can the princess who has taken in these two people at the same time be a good person? She must be an iron-blooded person! An even more brutal person!"
"So that's how it is... Then I'm dead, right?"
"Have a moment of silence for yourself. If I am caught, I will tell the truth. Then you can die with me, and I won't be alone."
As he spoke, he felt the time had come and suddenly rushed towards the window.
The next second, he flew back unexpectedly.
"ah--"
It was so fast that Wen Yu couldn't react.
Lu Ren held Ji Yue in his arms, slowly retracted his legs, and leaned against the window, sneering: "Want to run?"
“Ahem…” The dwarf only saw Lu Ren’s face clearly at this moment and couldn’t help but exclaimed, “Another little black guy?!”
Lu Ren: ...
At this time, Lin Yuzhi had already put on his clothes.
He stood up from the bed and put Wen Yu behind him, his face as cold as the snow on the top of a mountain.
The dwarf covered his chest, looked at Lin Yuzhi, and took the initiative to ask: "Um, are you Lord Jiang? Or Lord Yue?"
"You don't want me to tell anyone that you betrayed the princess and slept in the same bed with Heizi, do you?"