Too Many Men is a Nuisance, I Don't Know Who to Dote On

Wen Yu one day transmigrates into the brainless, good-for-nothing, beautiful but useless Eldest Princess of the Great Sheng Dynasty.

After learning that the original owner died from accidenta...

Chapter 555 It Must Be a Dream

Because Wen Yu had warned him not to make any sound, even though Lin Yuzhi wanted to call out "Princess", he kept it to himself. His whole body was tense and his breathing was slightly disordered.

"Why are you so nervous?"

Wen Yu twisted the grape flesh and rolled it on his body with evil interest, paying special attention to his chest, which made Lin Yuzhi's forehead jump every time.

"Huh?" Wen Yu raised her eyebrows, "Didn't you say you couldn't get up after getting drunk?"

Grape juice dripped, and Lin Yuzhi let out a light groan.

Wen Yu touched her chin and suddenly moved closer to Lin Yuzhi: "Alcohol affects the central nervous system. Are you pretending to be drunk?"

You have to know that "having sex after drinking" is just a panacea excuse for men who can't control their lower body.

Lin Yuzhi looked at Wen Yu in a daze, as if thinking about what she meant.

It certainly doesn't look like he's pretending.

Wen Yu suddenly laughed at this moment. Anyone who knows martial arts can get rid of Newton and fly into the sky. It doesn't seem surprising that he has some reaction after being drunk.

At least it wasn't surprising that it didn't fly into the sky.

But she still sighed: "Awesome."

Wen Yu had played with the grapes enough, so she picked up the wine jug and poured it over him until he was soaked. Only then was she satisfied and stopped.

"Prime Minister Lin, you now look like Gao Tian Hanyue who has been stained..."

Wen Yu casually threw away the wine jug, touched Lin Yuzhi's cheek, and whispered in his ear like a devil, "Open your legs a little, can you comfort yourself? Do it for me..."

Lin Yuzhi was lying naked on the couch, with a tilted wine jug at his hands. He was holding a purple grape in his mouth, with the wine all over his body. His clear but hazy eyes were trembling, and his fingertips were slowly moving downwards.

He had never done it, but the princess wanted to see...

Wen Yu raised the corners of her lips in satisfaction and walked to the drawing board.

At this time in the side room, Liuchun and the other three were gathered together whispering to each other, their faces turning pale again.

"real?"

"real!"

"That's fine, as long as the princess likes it. The princess comes first in everything."

“Aaaaaaaaaaah!”

Luo Han on the side: ...

"What are the aunts talking about? Can't you tell Luo Han about it?"

Liu Chun coughed lightly: "It's better if you don't know."

Luo Han's eyes curved slightly: "What did the princess ask me to do just now? Can Luo Han know?"

There is nothing wrong with this.

"The princess asked me to prepare some wine."

Luo Han pursed his lips and said, "It seems that the princess is going to drink with the prime minister all night long."

"Don't make blind guesses. You don't need to guard this yard tonight. Go back to sleep."

Luo Han's back was still hurting, but he couldn't care less at this moment: "I finally got this job, so of course I have to do it to the end. I won't leave. I want to stay with the princess."

At this moment, Liuchun suddenly felt emotional and remembered something.

She said, "There was once a person like this who insisted on standing guard at the door. He ended up crying and still refused to admit it. He even broke several buckets."

Luo Han: ...

"Who is Auntie talking about?"

Liu Chun said confidently: "Of course it's the princess's wild man."

Luo Han: ...

He lowered his eyes, and after a moment he slowly raised them and said, "Aunt, I want to learn how to serve the princess as soon as possible. Please advise me on the princess's likes and preferences."

The princess has so many men, he can't just sit there and wait for death.

He wanted to be the most handy and satisfactory person for the princess.

Liuchun didn’t know what Luohan was thinking, otherwise he would have been furious.

The person that the princess uses most easily and most favorably can only be Liuchun!

Next is Liuxia, Liuqiu, and Liudong! In no particular order!

At this time, Liu Chun said: "Of course I have to teach you, otherwise you will be clumsy and make the princess unhappy. Follow me and learn well in the future."

Luo Han immediately said, "I have nothing to do now. Auntie, can you tell me something briefly?"

Liu Chun said seriously: "You can learn the rest later, but there is one thing you must understand clearly and must not violate."

"Aunt, please speak."

"The princess once said, 'A man who doesn't love himself is like rotten cabbage.' Do you understand?"

Luo Han was startled for a moment, then smiled innocently: "Luo Han understands, the princess is right."

Liu Chun clapped his hands when he heard this: "You have already learned the second rule without any instruction - whatever the princess says is right!"

Luo Han raised the corners of his lips: "Well, whatever the princess says is right."

The moon sets and the sun rises, and the sky is dimly bright.

Lin Yuzhi frowned and opened his eyes.

His vision was a little blurry, and it took him a while to find the focus.

He looked around and was stunned.

Is this... the princess' room?

He seemed to be frozen in place.

Later he realized that he was naked, with only a coat that belonged to him covering his chest.

It was covered very casually, very much like a princess.

There were empty wine jugs scattered around him.

Lin Yuzhi's eyes trembled constantly, his heart was excited, but his mind was blank and he couldn't think of anything.

Is this a dream?

It must be a dream.

Lin Yuzhi sat up and put on his clothes one by one slowly and calmly. An extremely strong smell of alcohol emanated from his body, as if every part of his body was soaked in it.

He stood up, walked around the screen, and saw Wen Yu sleeping soundly on the bed. His cold eyes began to become gentle.

He walked forward, but did not do anything beyond the rules, just looked at her quietly.

"Princess, I don't know why, but I dreamed of you again." He murmured.

I have clearly suppressed it and dare not dream about it again.

He sat on the footstool, leaned over the bed and closed his eyes: "It's time to wake up..."

After an unknown amount of time, Lin Yuzhi opened his eyes again.

He realized something was wrong.

It's so real, too real to be like a dream.

Lin Yuzhi stood up, stretched out his hand to touch Wen Yu, paused, then restrained himself and walked towards the door.

At this moment, the drawing board that he had previously ignored attracted his attention.

Lin Yuzhi's eyes narrowed.