Too Many Men is a Nuisance, I Don't Know Who to Dote On

Wen Yu one day transmigrates into the brainless, good-for-nothing, beautiful but useless Eldest Princess of the Great Sheng Dynasty.

After learning that the original owner died from accidenta...

Chapter 633: Brother Yu

Wen Yu coughed twice and began to recite poetry while shaking her head:

"At first glance, there's snow on the left and there's snow on the right."

Lin Yuzhi: ...

"If you look closely, there is snow in front and behind."

Lin Yuzhi: ...

"Looking again, there was snow falling above and snow all over the ground below."

"over."

Lin Yuzhi was silent for a moment, then calmly clapped his hands: "Good poem."

Wen Yu smiled with satisfaction: "In that case, Prime Minister, please analyze what is good about this poem."

Lin Yuzhi: ...

He lowered his eyes, pondered for a moment and said, "Princess, this poem uses the simplest and most direct language to describe the peaceful and pure atmosphere surrounded by snow."

"The opening scene shows a snowy scene on the left and right, all around, and then continues with the front and back, further depicting the sense of being surrounded by the snowy scene."

"Finally, by describing the dynamic falling snow and the static accumulation of snow, it seems as if one is in a vast expanse of snow."

"It gives people a sense of tranquility and harmony, and embraces everything. It is a rare masterpiece."

"If His Majesty knew that the princess had composed this poem, he would surely be pleased."

Wen Yu: ...

Wen Yu was stunned.

If Lin Yuzhi were to do a Chinese reading comprehension test, he would definitely get full marks...

Wen Yu thought she was thick-skinned, but she felt a little embarrassed by Lin Yuzhi's serious analysis and praise.

When it comes to abstraction, I’m most afraid of serious people.

But isn’t Lin Yuzhi’s serious analysis a kind of abstraction?

Wen Yu took off her cloak and threw it aside: "Mr. Prime Minister, you are really good at telling lies with your eyes closed."

Lin Yuzhi curled his lips and said, "Princess, please don't take off your fox cloak when you stand by the window. It's high up in the building and the wind is strong. Be careful not to catch a cold."

As he spoke, he put it on Wen Yu again and tied the straps carefully.

At this time, the shopkeeper came outside the door to serve the dishes himself.

He was a little surprised when he saw Liu Chun standing outside the door.

Why don't you go in and guard it?

Aren't the Prime Minister and that woman alone in the same room?

How can this be done?

When Liuchun saw Cai coming, he thought that the princess must be very hungry, so he immediately knocked on the door.

Wen Yu said: "Come in."

The door was pushed open and the shopkeeper came in carrying the dishes.

When he raised his eyes, he saw only two pleasant figures standing by the window admiring the snow.

"Mr. Prime Minister, as requested, all the dishes are served, five meat dishes and one vegetable dish, all made from top quality ingredients, as well as the sweet and non-greasy Qing Li Cake and Longjing tea before the rain."

Wen Yu was a little surprised: "He knows you are the prime minister?"

After all, from his previous outings, it can be seen that Lin Yuzhi is a low-key person who does not reveal his identity everywhere and may even cover it up.

Lin Yuzhi glanced sideways at the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper was immediately startled. It was all because he had all these messy anecdotes in his mind and he let the cat out of the bag.

He said quickly: "Don't be surprised, Prime Minister. You have an extraordinary temperament and you often came here to enjoy the snow last year. I just guessed it."

Lin Yuzhi frowned slightly, but didn't say much. He was about to wave his hand to let him go.

Wen Yu touched her chin and suddenly had evil thoughts.

She hugged Lin Yuzhi's arm, shook it gently, and said in a coquettish voice: "Brother Yuzhi, didn't you say that no one here knows? How come you were recognized?"

Lin Yuzhi: ...

His eyelashes trembled violently. What did the princess call him?

Before he could come to his senses, Wen Yu asked again: "What should I do if the princess finds out?"

Lin Yuzhi: ...

Liuchun: ...

Shopkeeper: !!!!!!!!!!!!

Lin Yuzhi's ears had already turned red and his heart was numb.

It wasn't just because of the title "Brother Yuzhi", but also because his arms were completely hugged by Wen Yu, just pressing against a soft surface, swaying back and forth, which made his heart beat fast and a little dazed.

Seeing that he was stunned, Wen Yu shook her head again and stomped her feet to show her coquettishness.

"Brother Yuzhi, say something!"

Lin Yuzhi lowered his eyes. As calm as he was, he was a little confused by Wen Yu at this moment: "What do you want to say?"

Wen Yu: ...

"If that extremely beautiful, talented, charming, and graceful princess knew that you were chasing after her and hiding a beautiful woman in your golden house, I would be dead. What should I do? Speak up, Brother Yuzhi~"

Lin Yuzhi: ...

The shopkeeper was already trembling with fear.

What did he hear? Could it be that the Prime Minister killed him?

Liuchun covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

Lin Yuzhi suppressed the throbbing in his heart, but his eyes were a little heavy. He said in a hoarse voice: "You will be fine."

"Really?" Wen Yu looked at him with sparkling eyes, "You will always protect me and won't let me get hurt, right?"

"right."

"Then you can tell the eldest princess that you don't love her at all. Do you love me?"

Lin Yuzhi: ...

Shopkeeper: ...

I wish he were deaf.

Wen Yu persisted: "Brother Yuzhi, why don't you answer? Don't you love me? You have been lying to me? You just want my body, and you don't plan to take responsibility for me after having sex with me?"

Lin Yuzhi: ...

"Wei... When did we have sex?"

Wen Yu refused to listen: "Tell me! Do you love me or the eldest princess?"

Lin Yuzhi: ...

"Who is more beautiful, me or the eldest princess?"

Lin Yuzhi: ...

The shopkeeper wanted to jump off the building.

He quietly retreated towards the door, wanting to get away from this terrible room.

But he was fixed by Wen Yu's gaze.

The shopkeeper only saw Wen Yu's face clearly at this moment, and was stunned for a moment.

He didn't know who was prettier, this woman or the eldest princess, but the one in front of him was more beautiful than any other woman he had ever seen in his life.

And the woman uttered another terrible word.

Wen Yu held Lin Yuzhi's face and said, "Brother Yuzhi, if you must have both, why don't you let the eldest princess be the younger one? I want to be the older one."

Lin Yuzhi: ...

The shopkeeper's eyes rolled back and he fainted.