Wen Yu one day transmigrates into the brainless, good-for-nothing, beautiful but useless Eldest Princess of the Great Sheng Dynasty.
After learning that the original owner died from accidenta...
San Bujiu cast a suspicious look at Lu Ren standing beside him, and couldn't help but say conspiratorially:
"Lu Ren, could it be that you were upset with my senior brother and secretly killed him? Although he is good at using poison, he is definitely no match for you in terms of force. What about you? You didn't fall for his trick, did you?"
He spoke in a serious manner, as if it was really related to Lu Ren.
Lu Ren: ...
He stared at San Bu Jiu dangerously.
Three things not to save:
He raised his hands: "I was just kidding... Actually, after Liuchun helped me drive him away last time, he said he would come to find you, so I always thought he was with you."
Lu Ren frowned and asked, "What about you? How sure are you?"
"This divine doctor never makes promises. Give me three days."
As he spoke, he pulled Alice away, as if he was planning to go into seclusion.
Wen Yu put her hands together and said, "May you have infinite happiness and longevity, Amitabha, Amen..."
In the afternoon, Wen Yu directly occupied Lu Ren's bed and Lu Ren's body, and slept a deep nap.
It’s actually very tiring to travel all the way.
When she woke up and was lying on the couch reading a storybook, Lu Ren was massaging her legs when the maid from the general's mansion came and said, "Princess, Madam Lu wants to see you."
Old Madam Lu is naturally Lu Ren’s mother.
Lu Ren: ...
The fingers that were pinching his legs paused slightly.
Wen Yu put down the script and looked suspicious: "Why do you feel guilty?"
"Let me guess, your mother thinks you shouldn't be hanging around with me, and you should marry a good wife and take in two beautiful concubines?"
Lu Ren's fingers loosened his calf and slowly pinched upwards: "Princess, no."
"I just didn't expect my mother to ask to see you."
Wen Yu threw the script aside, leaned on the couch, and sat up a little straighter, but still looked extremely lazy: "Liuchun, please invite Madam Lu in."
"Yes, Princess."
The old lady had seen many big scenes, but she didn't expect that the first time she saw the legendary eldest princess, it would be the scene of her own son massaging the princess' legs.
The place where his hand was pinching made her, an old woman, feel shy and blush, secretly sighing that her son was so bold.
So he couldn't help but secretly glare at Lu Ren, as if to say, you little bastard, you don't consider the occasion and you don't take the consequences seriously, just take your hand off the eldest princess's leg.
But Lu Ren seemed not to have received it, and called out in a deep voice: "Son has seen his mother."
The old lady nodded politely at Lu Ren, not daring to look at Wen Yu any more, and bowed solemnly.
Just as she was about to kneel, Wen Yu stopped her: "The old lady is old, so there is no need to kneel."
"Thank you, Princess." The old lady bowed when she heard that. When she looked up again, she could really see Wen Yu's appearance and couldn't help but sigh in her heart.
"I should have come to see the princess earlier, but you hid your identity last time, so I could only pretend not to know. I hope the princess won't blame me."
Wen Yu propped up her chin and said nothing polite. She smiled and said, "The old lady must have been a beauty when she was young. I thought Lu Ren was so handsome and suited my taste. I fell in love with him at first sight and it took me a lot of effort to win him over."
Old Lady: ...
Hearing this, Lu Ren raised his eyes and looked at Wen Yu: "Well, the princess really put in a lot of effort."
This skill requires him to take off all his clothes and enter the painting.
The old lady subconsciously glanced at Lu Ren, and for a moment she didn't know what to say. Finally, she said, "It's fine...it's fine as long as it suits the princess' taste."
Wen Yu smiled and hummed: "Lu Ren likes to be a little bit temperamental, but this temper suits my taste. He was making a fuss about going back to Beiyang Pass before, but this princess likes him, so I am happy to coax him."
Hearing this, Lu Ren raised his eyes and looked at Wen Yu again: "Well, the princess is coaxed."
Old Lady: ...
She looked at Lu Ren again. He still had that cold face, but he was very gentle. After massaging one leg, he switched to the other one. His movements were very skillful.
"A little to the left, yes, right here, it's very sour."
Wen Yu gave instructions softly, and if Lu Ren felt tickled, she would kick him as if no one was around, without any hesitation.
It does fit the legendary temperament of the eldest princess.
Lu Ren would usually just endure it, and then naturally start massaging Wen Yu's feet.
If his mother had not been there, he would have taken off the princess's stockings by now.
Old Lady: ...
For some reason, she felt that she shouldn't be here.
"Lu Ren, there may be other matters in the army that need your attention," said the old lady.
Lu Ren said: "I have arranged everything before returning to Shengjing. There is nothing to do in the army today."
Old Lady: ...
Wen Yu tapped Lu Ren's shoulder with the script in her hand: "Stupid, your mother wants to talk to me alone, please go out for a while."
How could Lu Ren not hear it? He was just pretending.
But since the princess had spoken, he stood up, carefully covered himself with the blanket, stuffed the hand warmer, and then walked out. Before leaving, he glanced at the old lady.
Old Lady: ...
Wen Yu played with the hand warmer in her hand and tilted her head: "What does the old lady want to tell me?"
The old lady thought for a while and said, "It's nothing, Princess. I had some doubts at first, but after seeing how the princess and Lu Ren were getting along, I felt that it was pretty good. Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings."
Ever since she decided that Lu Ren must be the eldest princess and would be faithful to her until death, she had understood that it was impossible for her son to marry and have children like ordinary men.
The old lady recalled the feelings that Lu Ren had revealed to her, and could not help but ask, "But...when does the eldest princess plan to give my son a proper status? For example...a proper wedding ceremony?"
As a mother, I naturally have to fight for my son.
Liu Chun on the side blinked.
She had already begun to imagine in her mind what the other adults would do if the princess married General Lu.
After thinking for less than five seconds, she immediately shook her head in horror and turned the screen away. It was too horrible and she dared not think about it any more.
Cui Xin alone is enough to cause unrest in the princess's mansion.
Wen Yu didn't expect the old lady to ask this question. She smiled and said, "This princess has more than one Lu Ren. Does the old lady know this?"
“I have heard something.”
"Every one of them wants to marry this princess."
Old Lady: ...
She remembered Lu Ren's words "there might not be a wedding".
Silly son, this is all I can do to help you.
"The princess just said that Lu Ren is very much to your liking."
"right."
"Then it's not wasted."
Liuchun sent the old lady out.
As soon as I went out, I saw Lu Ren standing not far away with his hands behind his back.
The old lady sighed and said, "Go in and serve the princess."
Lu Ren turned around, looked at the old lady, lowered his eyebrows and said, "Thank you mother for your help, son."