Wen Yu blinked at the emperor and said, "Of course I have my own unique method. If you want to hear it, prepare a plate of melon seeds for me. I will talk to you today. It will definitely be wonderful."

emperor:……

"No, no, sister, keep it for yourself."

Wen Yu shook her head: "Well, then my royal brother, you are not lucky enough to hear it."

After she finished speaking, she remembered something and said, "Oh, my brother, I have another shocking discovery that I almost forgot to tell you!"

"Um?"

"He is obviously a man, but he looks so much like a woman when he is dressed up as a woman. He must have used the skill of shrinking bones and disguising his face. I suspect he has a relationship with that Xili man. What do you think? Is this a shocking discovery?"

emperor:……

It's obvious.

He was speechless, then imitated Wen Yu's usual boastful tone and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, my sister is really a genius!"

"Of course!" Wen Yu nodded, very satisfied. "After all, I am your biological sister. We are from the same mother, so my brains are not much different. I am about the same level as you."

emperor:……

"Sister, what you said makes a lot of sense."

Then he sighed and said, "To be honest, the Qianyuwei has already reported this matter to me. Although I know about it, I'd better pretend that I don't know it. I want to play the long game and find out who is behind this incident in Shengjing City."

Wen Yu blinked.

The emperor was a little skeptical when he saw this and said, "Sister, you can pretend you don't know, right?"

Wen Yu continued to blink.

emperor:……

Wen Yu chuckled: "Of course I can do it. After all, I am your elder sister, my royal brother. I am a genius!"

But the emperor no longer believed that she could do it.

"Royal brother, believe me, I can do it. When I found out yesterday that he was a man and very handsome, I immediately pulled him to my bed to sleep with me."

emperor:?

"I kissed him so hard that he lost his mind and was completely dazed, like a frightened quail. It was so funny."

emperor:……

I didn't expect that the fish guard would pick out the key points when reporting.

The imperial sister's behavior was simply brushed aside with a single remark: "The princess slept well last night."

The emperor's expression became a little serious: "Sister, you like handsome men. If there is a handsome man in the world that you like and you both like each other, I will let you use him and I will not stop you."

"But that man is a spy. My sister must not show any real feelings for him. I am afraid he will use you to hurt you..."

Before the emperor finished speaking, Wen Yu opened her mouth in surprise: "Huh? Just for fun, what's the real love? Can it be eaten as food or spent as money?"

emperor:……

"Royal brother, do I, your sister, look like the kind of woman who would disregard the entire Great Sheng for a man? You can insult my intelligence, but you cannot insult my personality!"

emperor:……

"After all, there are thousands of handsome men. Even without him, there are still many, such as Lu Ren and Jiang Qi..."

emperor:……

“Stop, stop, stop! Imperial sister, you really still have evil intentions towards Lu Ren! Didn’t you promise me that you would not touch a hair of Lu Ren? Why do you still include Lu Ren in this? Kick him out immediately, and don’t even think about it!”

This time it was Wen Yu’s turn: …

"Oh, it's just a slip of the tongue. I'm used to it." Wen Yu waved her hand. "By the way, I heard that he is going back to Shengjing?"

"It will only take a few days. After Lu Ren comes back, I will grant him a marriage. Sister, please promise me that you will not harm him."

Wen Yu was surprised: "A marriage is granted? Why is it granted?"

The emperor said, "Before going to war, Lu Ren came to me and begged me not to receive any reward after returning victorious, but only to receive an imperial decree granting marriage."

"Oh. Who is the target?"

"Of course it's his sweetheart."

"Oh. Royal brother, do you know who Lu Ren's sweetheart is?"

"I don't know. Since Lu Ren has come to ask for the imperial decree, we must be in love. I will certainly fulfill it."

“Ohhhh.”

The emperor was slightly puzzled: "Royal sister, what?"

"Royal brother, I know I shouldn't laugh." Wen Yu covered her mouth, "But I still want to laugh a little, you won't blame me, right?"

"What are you laughing at?"

"Royal brother, can I tell you another secret?" Wen Yu moved closer and whispered, "Actually, Lu Ren's sweetheart is me."

emperor:?

"Really, Lu Ren's sweetheart is me."

"Royal sister, you?"

Wen Yu nodded: "Yes, I am your royal sister."

The emperor was stunned for a moment, then he clapped his hands and laughed: "Royal sister, if you want to kill General Lu, don't make up such an outrageous excuse. It will be too easy to be exposed."

Wen Yu sighed: "I didn't find a reason."

"This statement will be refuted once Lu Ren returns to the capital. Why did my sister say such a thing to me?"

Wen Yu sighed again: "But I am telling the truth."

These days, no one believes the truth.

The emperor's younger brother actually thought she was joking, and he really put his hand into her crotch, and the more he played, the bigger it got...

"Royal brother, I am telling the truth. Lu Ren's sweetheart is really your sister. It is the real deal, no lie to anyone."

"Okay, okay, Lu Ren's sweetheart is my sister. Yes, my sister. Are you satisfied? Can you promise me that you won't torture Lu Ren?"

Seeing that the emperor didn't believe her no matter what she said, Wen Yu couldn't help but force a polite smile.

Then he gave a thumbs up and said, "Of course I agree. Not only do I agree, I'm actually looking forward to it."

Although the emperor was a little confused, he finally felt relieved when he saw Wen Yu agreed, and he was no longer going back on his word to his minister.

When Lu Ren's army returns, the marriage will be granted immediately to prevent the imperial sister from still thinking about him and causing trouble.

Seeing the emperor's relieved look, Wen Yu could not help but say, "Royal brother, what do you think of me?"

"Hmm? Why do you say that, sister?"

"You have a blatant double standard. Why can't Lu Ren's sweetheart be me? Why am I Huo Huo Lu Ren?"

The emperor raised his eyebrows and said, "Sister, you fall in love with everyone you see. If that's not being ruthless, what is that?"

Wen Yu crossed her arms and said unconvincedly: "I just want to give all the handsome men a home, what's wrong with that?"

emperor:……