Top Road Survival Influencer Says She Will Walk to the End of the Highway

A clear-headed protagonist, no male lead, team dynamics in later stages, and base-building.

Qi Xu had been navigating this perilous and deadly highway alone for nearly four years. With relent...

378. Come, tell me a joke (1/2)

Qi Xu looked at the rankings and was slightly stunned when he saw the happy ending. Why is this kid so miserable? He fought so hard, but unfortunately he only got 10th place... Tsk tsk.

Qi Xu suddenly remembered his pre-match promise, and hurried to distribute the red envelopes, and said a few polite words about unity and hard work.

The top 10 in the good zone are all our own people, so there is no need to rush to treat them to a meal. We can wait until we get back the treasure map secret realm.

After telling Ah-Bian and Lai-Cai about the situation, he checked to make sure everything was in the backpack, put his hair up again, washed his face, chewed a mint bubble gum vigorously, and turned into the energetic Qi Xu again!

At eight o'clock, Qi Xu, with Tianniu wrapped around his wrist, Xiaoqi in his arms, and an easter egg in his pocket, was directly teleported to the gate of the treasure map secret realm.

Yes, it actually has a big door. Qi Xu was not interested in the three "teammates" around him, and immediately began to study the door.

The copper-green surface of the gate glowed in the sunlight, and the winding vine patterns seemed to come alive, trembling slightly when the fingertips touched them.

Qi Xu took a closer look and found tiny runes hidden in the gaps between the vines. There were also dried dark red marks in the dark golden marks? Blood?

Just as he was about to wipe it with his sleeve, the whole door suddenly made a buzzing sound, and the vine pattern reorganized itself like flowing water. Half of a distorted human face emerged in the center, with two copper bells emitting cold light embedded in the eye sockets.

"Hahahahaha, oh shit, Xie Shaoning, was someone squeezing you dry last night? How did you become like this? Let me be frank, we were partners before, and if you dare to let me down, you'll have to wait."

The first half of the sentence "Cinder Kiss Star Moon" was in a relaxed, mocking and sarcastic tone, but the second half immediately turned into a threat and questioning.

Xie Shaoning worked very hard on the copy and got to the tenth place. He was feeling sick now.

Not only was his hair messy, but he also had two dark circles under his eyes and his face was yellow and black. Although he still looked messy and handsome, he was indeed very different from his previous image.

However, the dark-striped tiger next to him was much more handsome than him, and was now staring at Xiao Qi with a sharp gaze and bared teeth.

Xiao Qi had no idea how to write the word "afraid". Instead, he licked his lips excitedly at the dark-striped tiger, smiling enthusiastically as if he wanted to make friends.

It is not clear whether Cinder Kiss Star Moon and Cheese Milk Cap 80% Sugar have brought pets.

Qi Xu couldn't help but look at Jinwen Xingmangyue. No wonder Wolf Warrior 004 and Xie Shaoning both said she was crazy. The description was actually quite apt.

"Don't worry. No matter how bad my condition is, I can still beat you easily." Xie Shaoning snorted coldly. You know what, he looked like a master.

"How dare you, a defeated general, say that?" Jinwen Xingmangyue was stunned. He thought there was something wrong with his memory. Wasn't I the winner of the last inter-regional challenge?

Cheese Milk Cap 8-Minute Sugar suddenly came to the middle of the group and separated the two people who were on edge. "Stop arguing, stop arguing. We are here to do important things. Arguing will hurt the harmony."

When he saw someone paving the stairs, he went down, but at the same time he gave Qi Xu a slightly resentful look.

It was as if he was questioning, "We agreed to be an ally, but you won't help me speak up?"

Qi Xu ignored it. They were both thousand-year-old foxes. Why were they pretending to be from a Chinese Studio and deliberately quarreling with each other? It was really childish.

Qi Xu was too lazy to talk nonsense and took control of the situation. "Pay the money, hurry up, don't waste time, don't forget there is another group of people. If you are really late and get nothing, it will be a big loss."

After saying that, he took out 35,000 survival coins and stuffed them into the mouth of the half-distorted human face at the gate.

25,000 was his ticket money, and the remaining 10,000 was exchanged with Xie Shaoning for the right to choose the proceeds first.