Alternative Title: 穿成貴族學院路人beta
Author: 一條海魚
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-07-21
Updated: 2025-07-21
Blurb: [Daily updates at 11 PM. The next work will be "The Pixel Person I Raised Turned Out to Be an Infinite Flow Boss" — please bookmark~ Blurb at the very end] This story’s promotional text:
Blurb 1: After a car accident, Lan Yexing predictably obtained a system and was transported to an ABO world. He enrolled in a prestigious all-boys school that was almost entirely AO and became one of only two Betas. Fortunately, in a school where AO relationships are messier than tangled threads, he was just a background character without an estrus period or presence. Unfortunately, the other Beta, classmate Qiao You, was the “white moonlight” that all the AO big shots at school were obsessed with. The system’s mission: before the villain transfers into the school in one year, ensure that Qiao You doesn’t fall in love with any AO. Because this alternate world is a book, and its title is — “If the Villain Can’t Have That Beta, He’ll Destroy the World!” Lan Yexing: Heh. Such a hassle. Let's all just be destroyed together.
Blurb 2: But Lan Yexing still wants to live. To save the world, he starts diving into battlefield after battlefield revolving around Qiao You. In an empty classroom, Qiao You comes back from playing ball, and a soft-bodied Omega in heat with a flushed face tries to fall into his arms, seeking to be marked. Lan Yexing suddenly wedges between them, neatly injects the inhibitor into the little Omega's arm, and quips, “Bro, did you pass biology? If a Beta can mark you, it’d be a miracle!”
After school in the hallway, a noble Alpha with domineering pheromones and a giant bouquet of roses plans to confess to Qiao You. Lan Yexing forcefully intervenes, sneezing madly from pollen allergy, dizzy-headed, and forcibly turns the confession into Qiao You carrying him princess-style to the infirmary.
AA, AO, OO all fight over Qiao You — jealous brawls, love triangles, quadrangles — leading to countless bloody battlefields. Lan Yexing simply establishes a “Beta Division” specifically to handle these incidents.
Qiao You, with six-pack abs and gentle eyes, innocently raises his hand, “Xingxing, I’ll join.” Lan Yexing: Speechless. “Dude, who do you think caused all these problems in the first place?”
The longer Lan Yexing stays in school, the more he realizes the trouble goes far deeper. For example, he sees Qiao You — whose persona is supposed to be cheerful and rough around the edges — smash a muscular Alpha’s head into a wall in a dark alley outside campus, with an evil and sinister expression that’s more Alpha than any Alpha.
For example, in the bathroom, he sees Qiao You smiling innocently at an Omega and saying, “Sorry, but your pheromones smell worse than the restroom.”
And on the first day that the villain transfers in one year, he witnesses Qiao You break all three of the villain’s legs in an empty classroom. Lan Yexing: Who’s really going to destroy the world here — the villain or Beta Qiao You?
But Qiao You insists on pretending in front of him. Even when Qiao You drags him into the dorm and presses him onto the bed, hands clearly gripping his waist, he still shyly says, “Xingxing, may I hold you?” Lan Yexing, blushing madly, biting his arm to suppress weird noises: “What the hell are you asking for — just don’t do it and get lost, jerk!”
Blurb 3: Qiao You’s self-awareness: protagonist, Beta, magnet for disgusting peach blossom drama. He grows increasingly disgusted with everything, wanting to destroy it all — until one day... A wild star falls from the sky.
Note: Qiao You (seme) × Lan Yexing (uke) Finished writing this blurb on November 2. Recording saved.