Transmigrated into a Book: Scumbags Get Out, Don't Disturb My Melon Eating

Leng Mo, true to her name, appeared cold on the surface (but was actually a silly person inside) and remained unknown. Her appearance was the kind that would blend into any crowd, impossible to fin...

Chapter 137 Although you look like a human, you're really a dog.

Just as Leng Mo finished signing the autographed photos, Ji Jie arrived. After opening the door for Ji Jie, she hurriedly tidied up the autographed photos on the table and put them in her bag. Ji Jie bought groceries for Leng Mo, and she put the groceries in the refrigerator before leaving with Leng Mo.

Leng Mo kept his eyes closed and chatted with the system the whole way, while Ji Jie drove quietly.

[07, what gossip have you heard lately? Tell me!]

[Host, there's a lot of gossip, including a huge piece of gossip about your variety show! Want to hear it?]

[Yes, yes, tell me quickly, what gossip is it?]

[Host, the female guest who will be participating in your dating reality show has been arrested for tax evasion and will soon be exposed. Your show will be taken down as a result!]

[07, Isn't the dating reality show going to change two female guests? Which one are you talking about? What's their name?]

[Host, you're an actress named Wu Qian. She's supposedly won Best Supporting Actress, and a TV series starring her is scheduled to air this year, but because of her, it will be taken down!]

"No way, she can't be on a dating reality show!" Leng Mo slapped his thigh and shouted, startling Ji Jie, who was driving. The car swerved erratically. Ji Jie quickly slammed on the brakes and unleashed a torrent of abuse at Leng Mo, "Leng Mo, if you're going to be in the car, sit quietly! What are you yelling about? What kind of epilepsy are you having now? You want to see the King of Hell, but I don't! Oh my god, you scared me to death! I almost really saw the King of Hell!"

I heard a series of beeping horns coming from behind, followed by a gruff voice cursing, "Are you crazy? Stopping halfway through the road, do you think the road is your private property? Get out of here!" Then, there were a few more urgent horn blasts.

Ji Jie quickly rolled down her car window, stuck her head out to apologize to the car behind her, and after apologizing, she pulled her head back, glared fiercely at Leng Mo, started the car, and drove towards the barbecue stall. Leng Mo, frightened by Ji Jie's gaze, shrank back and dared not make a sound, while the system laughed heartily!

[Hahahaha, as expected, everything has its counter. I never thought you, host, would be afraid. Hehe, serves you right!]

[You damn system, how dare you laugh at me? You deserve a beating! Humph! I can't be bothered with you. I'm about to have barbecue, and your pathetic string of data will just have to sit there and watch, haha!]

[Host, although you look like a human, you're really a dog, humph! This system is going to rest now and won't stoop to your level!]

[Get lost! Tch, you run away when you can't win an argument. Huh? No sound at all. So fast?]

Five minutes later, the car came to a smooth stop in front of the barbecue stall. Leng Mo looked towards the stall and saw Xiao Tangyuan busy running around.

Leng Mo got out of the car, picked up his bag, and walked towards the barbecue stall. Ji Jie had already parked the car. Leng Mo walked up to Xiao Tangyuan, greeted her, and then found a place to sit down and wait for Ji Jie.

Leng Mo sat down and ordered some skewers and two bottles of soda. She didn't dare order any more alcohol, afraid of making a fool of herself. Just as she ordered, the season arrived. Luckily, Leng Mo was the type who could eat a lot without gaining weight, otherwise, given the season's temper, she would have been so angry that she would have twisted Leng Mo's ear off and used it as a dish.

When Xiao Tangyuan placed the soda on Leng Mo and the others' table, Ji Jie looked surprised. "This is what you wanted? Wow! Not bad, you actually know you can't hold your liquor."

"Hehe! Sister Ji, I've already made it to the trending topics twice because of my embarrassing drinking. If I don't remember this, I'll be a permanent fixture on the black trending topics!" Leng Mo thought about the two trending topics about her drinking that she had accidentally come across, and her head started to ache.