Fang Chaozhou found himself transmigrating into a Danmei novel, as a character who had the exact same name as himself. He became the Second Brother of the Protagonist and he had no clue who the ML ...
Some water splashed onto Fang Chaozhou's face. He wiped his face silently, took out a new undergarment from his storage ring, put it on, and swam towards the shore.
He swam to shore and the chicken followed him.
"Let me make it clear first. I am only willing to sign a normal contract, and definitely not a soul contract. You look frail and like a pretty boy, and I don't know how long you can live."
Fang Chaozhou ignored the chicken's words. He put on his inner clothes and then his outer robe. All the clothes from inside to outside were changed, not only clothes, but also shoes and socks.
As for the clothes he had taken off, he destroyed them all with magic, completely destroying them without even a speck of dust left.
After changing his clothes, Fang Chaozhou looked around, picked a direction at random and prepared to walk away, but before he had taken two steps, the chicken ran in front of him and spread its wings, blocking his way.
"Where are you going?" The chicken stared at Fang Chaozhou with its round eyes. "Don't think that we chickens are not as good as those dragons, tigers and monsters. I am very powerful. Don't be so stupid as to not recognize a good chicken!"
As it spoke, it flapped its wings frantically. It must be said that the wings of this chicken were very beautiful, with snow-white front end and dark blue tail end.
But no matter how beautiful it is, it is just a chicken.
Although Fang Chaozhou didn't intend to sign a contract with any particularly powerful rare beast, if he signed a contract with a chicken, would he be scolded by his master when he returned?
In the underground demon realm, a cultivator can only sign a contract with one demon beast, and once chosen, it cannot be changed.
But Fang Chaozhou thought about it and squatted down, "Brother Chicken, you are really good, but I don't know how to raise chickens. You should find someone else."
The chicken was silent for a moment, and then it fell down on the spot, with its two claws pointing to the sky and its wings touching the ground. It cried out, "Someone, come and look at this monk who cheated on a poor chicken like me. He took advantage of me because I have no parents or children and I am an all-powerful chicken. Someone, come and look at the ugly face of this monk!"
Fang Chaozhou: “…”
Such a strange monster doesn't seem to appear in the original novel, and its method of hitting someone with a car is so skillful, maybe this is not the first time.
"Stop shouting. Even if you scream your throat out, no one will help you manage the chicken." Fang Chaozhou supported his knees, stood up, stepped over the chicken's body, and continued walking forward.
After walking a few steps, he heard the sound of the chicken again.
"It seems that if I don't show you my real skills, you won't believe how powerful I am. The art of clone!" The voice was shouted with great momentum, and then Fang Chaozhou was surrounded by a group of little chickens.
The group of little chicks with soft yellow fur chirped and pecked at Fang Chaozhou's shoes frantically with their little beaks.
Fang Chaozhou looked down at the scene and pursed his lips silently, but in the end he couldn't help it and extended his evil hands towards the group of chicks. When I was in elementary school, the person I envied the most was the uncle who sold chicks at the school gate. Now he finally has a group of chicks to suck, and the chicks feel so comfortable to touch.
And just because Fang Chaozhou sucked the group of chicks, the chicken was even more unwilling to let him go, and insisted that Fang Chaozhou had taken advantage of it. Then, seeing that Fang Chaozhou was still unwilling, it compromised and said that it was too boring for a chicken to stay in the underground demon realm, and other monsters wanted to eat it when they saw it, which made it have no one to talk to for so many years.
It no longer requires Fang Chaozhou to sign a contract with it.
"Just take me for a ride and have mercy on me, a lonely little chicken."
Fang Chaozhou looked at the two little chicks in his hands, hesitated for a moment, and finally let go. However, because the chicken was delivered to his door on its own initiative, Fang Chaozhou was afraid that there must be something fishy, so he was still a little cautious.
But this chicken was not shy at all. On that day, when Fang Chaozhou sat down to rest, it took the initiative to jump into Fang Chaozhou's arms and fell asleep. It looked completely defenseless, as if it was not afraid at all that Fang Chaozhou would kill it and take its inner elixir.
What surprised Fang Chaozhou even more was the chicken's treasure-hunting ability.
They had only been traveling together for a while. The chicken was running left and right all the way, and sometimes it disappeared. When it came back, it had something in its mouth. Sometimes it was a hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and sometimes it was a spiritual fruit that could increase one's cultivation level. The most exaggerated time was when it brought back a golden hairpin.
The hairpin was probably dropped by a female cultivator accidentally, and it was picked up and brought back.
"Here you go, here you go." The chicken gave all the things it brought back to Fang Chaozhou. Fang Chaozhou was embarrassed to accept them, but the chicken got angry and said that Fang Chaozhou looked down on it. Then he said that if Fang Chaozhou felt embarrassed, he could give it a name.
"I don't have a name yet. I heard that the names you monks give are all very nice. Can you help me pick one?"
Fang Chaozhou thought of the celadon umbrella that he had temporarily put into his storage ring. Facing the chicken's request, he tried to tell the truth and refused the other party, "I'm not good at naming."
The chicken said, "Just give it a name. Any name is fine."
After hearing this, Fang Chaozhou looked at the chicken carefully and said hesitantly, "Big Black?"
After a moment of silence, Fang Chaozhou was pecked madly on his boots by a chicken.
Fortunately, the chicken was not a vengeful monster. After pecking at Fang Chaozhou in anger, it calmed down. Not long after, it actually brought back an egg. The egg was half the size of its body and was kicked by it with its claws along the way.
As soon as it came back, it called Fang Chaozhou, "Come quickly, open this snake egg. It's a two-headed snake egg, it's very nutritious. We'll have half each."
The two-headed snake is considered a relatively dangerous rare monster in the underground demon realm. Fang Chaozhou didn't expect that this chicken could bring back an egg. "Where did you get it from?"
"Of course, they came from the den of those two stupid snakes. They were busy mating, and their four snake mouths were kissing each other. How could they notice a single chick like me? I sneaked over here. Open it quickly. I'm thirsty."
The gallbladder and eggs of the two-headed snake can be eaten raw and used as medicine. They are both very tonic. Fang Chaozhou stared at the snake egg and thought for a while. In order to increase his cultivation, he still opened the snake egg.
He divided the snake egg into two halves, drank one half and placed the other half in front of the chicken. It was the first time Fang Chaozhou drank snake eggs raw, and the smell was so fishy that he almost vomited. But the chicken drank it very happily, gulping it down and even spinning around and dancing on the spot.
Fang Chaozhou finally finished drinking the egg liquid while pinching his nose.
However, they were eventually discovered to have stolen the two-headed snake's eggs.
It turned out that the two-headed snake counted the snake eggs every day and found that one was missing. It also found a chicken feather next to the snake nest. The male snake smelled the scent and quickly chased after it. When it saw the snake eggs with only eggshells left on the ground, it became furious and wanted to bite Fang Chaozhou and the chicken like crazy. It did not avoid some spells.
Seeing that the two-headed snake was difficult to deal with, Fang Chaozhou had no choice but to escape. However, on the way, he was accidentally bitten by the two-headed snake.
As soon as he was bitten, the chicken running in front of him came back, its body grew dozens of times larger. It flew up and stepped hard on the two-headed snake's eye with one claw. The two-headed snake felt pain and couldn't help but let go of Fang Chaozhou. The chicken took the opportunity to grab Fang Chaozhou's clothes with its sharp beak and ran forward at a crazy speed.
Fang Chaozhou, who had been dragged all the way, couldn't open his eyes because of the dust on the road. He wanted the chicken to stop several times, but when he opened his mouth, chicken feathers got into his mouth.
Finally, when the chicken stopped, he felt that he was alive again. Before he could perform the purification spell, he heard the chicken say in shock: "Who are you? Where is the pretty monk I caught with great difficulty?"
Fang Chaozhou: “…”
He spit out the chicken feathers in his mouth with two "Puh" sounds, and then said, "If I understand correctly, the pretty monk you are talking about should be me, but you have to let me wash first."
The two-headed snake bit Fang Chaozhou's calf, which happened to be Song Lianyi's left leg when he was painting. After Fang Chaozhou treated the wound and cleaned himself up, he found a cave and took shelter in it for the time being.
The chicken went into the cave with him. After entering, it was still very angry and kept muttering, "Why is that stupid snake so angry after eating one of its eggs? In a few days, I will steal all of its eggs! I must steal them all! No, I won't steal them all at once. I will steal one a day to piss it off to death!"
Fang Chaozhou sat against the wall. At first he could respond to the chicken's complaints, but after a while, he felt dizzy.
He realized something was wrong and pinched himself hard to wake himself up. "The book doesn't seem to say that two-headed snakes are poisonous."
The chicken next to him heard what Fang Chaozhou said, "The two-headed snake is not poisonous... Wait, I forgot you also ate the eggs of that stupid snake. The combination of the two is poisonous! Oh no, oh no, I'll go out and see if there's anything that can detoxify it!"
After saying that, it ran out.
Fang Chaozhou, who stayed in the cave, first took the detoxification pill and rolled up his trouser legs. He first wrapped the belt around the wound and tied it tightly. Then he used a knife to draw two crosses at the snake tooth mark, trying to squeeze out the poisonous blood.
Ever since he and Xue Danrong were bitten by the Yunjiang Snake that year, he returned to Tianshui Sect and looked up how to deal with snake bites. He saw in the book that this method could slow down the spread of the toxin.
He mustered up his strength, gritted his teeth, and squeezed out the blood from the wound. After a short while, the pomegranate red blood flowed down his snow-white calf, washing the painting on his leg. The color of the painting became more intense, with red, black and white mixed together, dazzling and gorgeous.
The blood kept flowing down, not only turning the golden bells red, but also staining the white socks a little red.
These days, Fang Chaozhou has been trying to wash off the painting on his calf and remove the anklet, but every time he failed.
When Fang Chaozhou was squeezed to the point where he could hardly bleed, the chicken came back, and it cried loudly when it came back, "Little pretty boy, I caught a cultivator outside who is also from the Tianshui Sect like you."
It had previously asked Fang Chaozhou which sect he belonged to.
When Fang Chaozhou heard this, he couldn't help but look up. When he saw the person standing at the entrance of the cave, he was stunned for a moment and his eyes involuntarily drooped. As soon as he lowered his eyes, he saw the painting on his leg.
For some reason, his first reaction was to pull his trouser legs down. After doing this, he whispered, "Junior Brother."
The footsteps were approaching. When Fang Chaozhou felt the shadow looming, he unconsciously put his fingertips together and rubbed them. After just a few rubs, his wrist was grabbed.
"Senior brother is injured, and you are not willing to contact me?" Xue Danrong's voice was very low, and his tone seemed a little different from usual.
Fang Chaozhou didn't know how to describe his current mood, but he didn't want to see Xue Danrong at this time, and he didn't want the other party to discover the painting on his leg and the gold bell anklet.
He lowered his eyes to look at his wrist which was being held, and tried to pull it out with a little force, but instead of pulling it out, the other party held it tighter.
The young man holding his wrist said casually, "It's dirty. You need to wash it, brother."
The word "Senior Brother" was spoken almost continuously with the previous few words, and there seemed to be no pause in between. However, Fang Chaozhou was not sure, but when Xue Danrong said those two words, his voice lowered again, and it sounded a bit unclear.