The author has something to say: I'm sorry, I deleted some parts in the middle and added some endings.

Fang Chaozhou let out a long sigh, then he stretched out his hand and tried to hug the young man next to him -

But he couldn't move her. He paused, increased his strength, and hugged her again, but still couldn't move her.

Therefore, Fang Chaozhou could only settle for the next best thing. If the mountain doesn't come to me, I will go to the mountain. He took the initiative to move forward and stretched out a hand to pat the other person on the back.

"My son, why are you so miserable? Most of the men you attract have strange habits, but it's not your fault that you are beautiful. Dad believes in you. As long as you choose carefully, you will definitely find a sincere and ideal husband."

Xue Danrong turned his head and looked at Fang Chaozhou who was patting his back to try to comfort him. When Fang Chaozhou wanted to withdraw his hand after patting him, he reached out his hand first. With just a gentle push, he pulled the young man into his arms. "Brother, I really don't understand what you are saying. Can you explain it to me one by one?"

Because of this hug, Leng Xiang fell all over Fang Chaozhou.

Unconsciously, the boy had grown much taller than before. To be precise, Xue Danrong was between a teenager and a young man at this moment. The childishness between her brows has not completely disappeared, and her facial features are more beautiful than before.

However, Fang Chaozhou did not seem to realize that he was too close to Xue Danrong at this moment, far exceeding the normal distance between fellow disciples. When he heard what the other party said, he nodded and said, "Ask."

"Cub? Are you referring to me?" Xue Danrong asked.

Fang Chaozhou nodded upon hearing this. He was not wrong. As Xue Danrong was the original protagonist of the novel he was following, he could call him "baby". After all, he had subscribed to the novel, left comments, and even filled the novel with nutrient solution.

"What does the word 'dad' mean?" Xue Danrong asked again.

Fang Chaozhou answered this question quickly, "Dad means father."

After hearing this, Xue Danrong lowered his eyes and said nothing for a while. Fang Chaozhou finally noticed that he was being hugged and began to struggle, saying as he struggled: "Baby, don't hug your dad like this, it makes me look unmanly!"

The mighty Fang Chaozhou did not struggle much, because Xue Danrong started to ask the next question.

"Brother, did the master spank you on the buttocks?"

Fang Chaozhou nodded almost immediately, and showed Xue Danrong how long the ruler was. "With such a long ruler, he hit me directly. The first time, he only hit my legs, and then he hit my hands and butt. Zhongli Yueshui doesn't leave any marks when he hits people. Even if you go to complain, you have nowhere to go. Although he will personally apply medicine on you, it still hurts."

Xue Danrong's eyes darkened. "Grandmaster, will you help me apply medicine? Even... on my buttocks?"

"Um."

As soon as Fang Chaozhou finished speaking, his wrist was grabbed. He looked at his grabbed hand in confusion, raised his head and wanted to ask the other person why he was holding his hand, but when he raised his head, the face of the young man who was so close to him caught his eyes.

The cinnabar mole between the boy's eyebrows was burning like a flame, and the phoenix eyes under his black eyebrows were as if they were delicately painted with a fine brush, with a black nose, red lips, and a snow-white face.

"Brother, how did you know that Song Lianyi was..."

As if it was difficult to say, the boy did not say the rest of the words.

Fang Chaozhou said without hesitation, "He confessed to me, and I saw it with my own eyes." He then stared at Xue Danrong, "The baby is so cute, I don't know who will get the chance in the future."

He said this with a fatherly smile.

When Xue Danrong heard this, his left eyebrow slightly raised, and his usually cold eyes now looked somewhat evil.

"Brother, do you think I'm good-looking?"

"It looks good!" Fang Chaozhou said firmly, "Baby, you are the most beautiful in the world!"

Fang Chaozhou's words made Xue Danrong pause for a moment, and then Xue Danrong turned his face away slightly, with a faint smile on the corner of his lips. When the smile disappeared, he turned back.

"So what do you think is the most beautiful thing about me, Senior Brother?"

This question stumped Fang Chaozhou.

He stretched out his paws to hold the beauty in front of him, looked at her left and right, touched her ears carefully several times, and then shook his head in confusion, "It's too difficult, I can't choose, they are all beautiful, the eyes are beautiful, the nose is beautiful, and the mouth is beautiful too."

"Your mouth is pretty too?" Xue Danrong pulled the corner of his lips slightly, and then said something low and ambiguous, like temptation, "So do you want a kiss, senior brother?"

It was indeed a temptation. In this small cave, Xue Danrong seemed to have turned into a mountain spirit in an instant, one that had cultivated into a human form for many years. His every frown, smile, and gesture were all charming, completely different from the cold and aloof young cultivator he had been before.

The young man who was seduced by him was obviously stunned. He just stared blankly. When Xue Danrong got closer and closer, he seemed to suddenly wake up and turned his head away abruptly, "No... I can't... kiss you."

Xue Danrong's eyes fell on Fang Chaozhou's profile. His earlobe was faintly visible under his black hair, and it was red, as if it was covered with a layer of powder. "Why? Is it that Senior Brother has someone else in his heart? Or is Senior Brother praising me on the surface, but actually disliking my ugly appearance?"

"How could you be ugly? If you were ugly, there would be no good-looking people in this world. It's... it's... hey, because I'm your biological father who is not related by blood, I can't kiss you." Fang Chaozhou explained immediately, but the second half of his sentence became lower and lower under the boy's gaze, "I can't kiss you."

Xue Danrong frowned secretly, but soon he relaxed his brows and lifted up Fang Chaozhou's head, "Brother, there are some things I can't figure out. I hope you can help me solve them."

"If you ask, I will tell you everything I know." Fang Chaozhou was obviously happier when he saw that the other party did not propose marriage.

Xue Danrong's long eyelashes drooped slightly, his eyes were full of meaning, "Brother, have you ever lived in Zhichunzhou?"

When Fang Chaozhou heard this, a look of hesitation flashed across his face. But at this moment, Xue Danrong repeated it again, and the voice entered his ears accurately, so the hesitation on his face disappeared.

"Um."

This answer made Xue Danrong silent for a while. Seeing that the other party was silent, Fang Chaozhou took the initiative to attack, "Do you have anything else to ask? Ask quickly, ask quickly."

Instead, he urged Xue Danrong.

"I feel like I forgot something. My senior brother clearly lived in Zhichunzhou, but I don't remember it." Xue Danrong laughed softly, with a hint of self-mockery. "In fact, I can guess some of it without asking my senior brother. It's just that I asked today, so I dare to be sure."

Fang Chaozhou didn't seem to understand what he said, "Huh?"

Xue Danrong looked at Fang Chaozhou again, his eyes darkened quietly, like the sea surface at night, and under the sea surface were countless surging undercurrents, "Brother, it doesn't matter if you don't understand. My next question is -

Have I ever violated any etiquette with my senior brother? ”

"Breaking the etiquette? What do you mean?" Fang Chaozhou thought for a moment, "Kiss? Or bite? Both of these, or are you talking about..."

At this, he blushed.

"What is it?" Xue Danrong realized that Fang Chaozhou's expression was wrong and asked back.

Fang Chaozhou looked around, then whispered something into Xue Danrong's ear. He sat back down and lowered his voice, "You can't tell anyone. If you tell anyone, they will make trouble for me. You helped me out of necessity. There is nothing wrong between us."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Chaozhou had his chin pinched.

The boy's lips were soft and slightly cool.

Fang Chaozhou's pupils dilated slightly as he looked at the beautiful face that was almost as close to him. The other person's long eyelashes drooped, as if they were drooping on his face, making him feel itchy.

Xue Danrong only touched him lightly and then let go of Fang Chaozhou, but his eyes were still fixed on his lips. "Did I kiss my brother like this back then?"

Fang Chaozhou seemed to be frightened. He stared at Xue Danrong for a while before he reacted. He nodded first, then shook his head. With a shake of his head, the young man lowered his head again. Fang Chaozhou was caught off guard and reached out to push him, but his wrists were grabbed instead.

Outside the cave.

After drinking the water, the brown pheasant slowly walked back to the cave, but before it went in, it heard some movement inside. It paused for a moment, and looked around with its two small eyes. After a while, it quietly approached the cave entrance and poked its head in.

As soon as it looked inside, it raised its wings to cover its eyes, but after a few seconds, it put its wings down again and continued to peek. However, before it had peeked for long, a pair of phoenix eyes looked over.

The phoenix's eyes were cold and murderous.

The brown pheasant quickly took several steps back. Seeing that the cave was enchanted, he muttered to himself, "Why are they mating everywhere? The two-headed snake is mating, and the pretty boy is mating too. Never mind, never mind. I'm going to take a bath. I don't know how long it will take."

Xue Danrong heard the noise outside the cave gradually fading away, then he turned around and looked at the young man in front of him. The young man's cheeks were flushed as if he was drunk, his eyes were black and moist, and his lips were shining with water. He saw the look in the boy's eyes, raised his sleeve to cover his lips, and spoke incoherently.

"You can't kiss me again. If you do, I won't be able to be your father."

Hearing this kind of talk again, Xue Danrong was too lazy to care. He just leaned over and said softly, "It's okay not to kiss on the lips, but is there any other place you can kiss?"

Fang Chaozhou was stunned and looked down at himself.

There is a cherry in her red lips, and her skin is so white that it dazzles the eyes.

Fang Chaozhou pushed the young man hard, and when he raised his eyes, his eyes were like a hungry wolf that would never be satisfied. He pursed his lips nervously, then raised his hand to cover his chest.

"It's...it's all swollen. If...it happens again, the skin will be broken." He said hesitantly.

But as soon as these words came out, the boy's eyes became even more frightening.

Fang Chaozhou fell asleep only after taking the medicine. Before falling asleep, he said that Xue Danrong had learned bad things.

Xue Danrong put his outer robe on Fang Chaozhou, and seeing that he was gradually falling into a sound sleep, he used his fingertips to tuck the loose hair on Fang Chaozhou's cheek behind his ears, then he stood up and walked out of the cave.

He took out a bottle of pills from his sleeve, stared at it for a while, and then destroyed the pills in his hand.

Fang Chaozhou slept for a long time. When he woke up, he first saw the brown pheasant sleeping next to him, and then saw Xue Danrong sitting not far away.

Xue Danrong was wiping the Broken Water Sword with a cloth. Perhaps he heard Fang Chaozhou waking up, he looked over with dark eyes, "Brother, are you awake?"

Fang Chaozhou hummed, he got up, frowned, and then he couldn't help rubbing his chest, but when he rubbed it, his brows frowned even tighter. He stole a glance at Xue Danrong and saw that the other party seemed to be concentrating on the Broken Water Sword, so he turned around, unbuttoned his robe and took a look.

As soon as I saw it, I was stunned.

"What's wrong, brother?"

The boy's voice made Fang Chaozhou pull his robe tighter. He hesitated for a moment before saying, "It's okay. I was bitten by a bug twice."

As soon as he finished speaking, a bottle of ointment was thrown at him.

"This is quite effective in treating broken skin and redness."

Fang Chaozhou looked down at the ointment thrown to him, said thank you, and then picked it up. He still had his back to the other person and applied the ointment carefully.

After applying the medicine, he straightened his robe, washed his hands, and looked at Xue Danrong. He stared at him for a while and suddenly remembered something.

"Little Junior Brother, can you help me?"

"good."

Xue Danrong agreed without asking any questions.

Seeing that the other party agreed, Fang Chaozhou hurriedly took out the celadon umbrella from his storage ring.

"I haven't thought of a name for this umbrella yet. It doesn't seem to like the name I gave it. Does my junior brother have any good ideas?"

Xue Danrong looked at the celadon umbrella in Fang Chaozhou's hand, thought for a moment, and then wrote two words on the ground with the Broken Water Sword -

"Mountain Moon".

"Shan Yue? Junior brother is really good at naming." After Fang Chaozhou flattered him sincerely, he immediately repeated the word "Shan Yue" towards the celadon umbrella in his hand, but the umbrella did not move at all.

Fang Chaozhou didn't expect that Qingci Umbrella didn't even like such a good name, and he felt a little angry out of helplessness. It has been almost three months, and during these three months, Qingci Umbrella just didn't like any of the names. It would have been fine if he didn't like the name because it didn't sound nice. The two words "Mountain Moon" are so poetic, but he still doesn't like this umbrella.

In a fit of anger, Fang Chaozhou couldn't help but say, "If you don't like Shanyue, then just call her Daqing."

As soon as the word "Daqing" came out, the celadon umbrella in his hand suddenly moved.

Fang Chaozhou had never seen this umbrella react before, and was stunned for a long time before he said, "Daqing?"

He shouted tentatively, thinking that he was hallucinating, but he didn't expect the other party to actually move again, and the shaking was more obvious than before.

"Brother, use your spiritual power to urge it immediately and make it recognize its master." Xue Danrong's voice sounded from the side.

Fang Chaozhou was reminded by Xue Danrong and immediately activated his spiritual power. The spiritual power flowed out from his fingertips, along the place where he was touching the umbrella handle, and flowed onto the celadon umbrella. The spiritual power floated on the surface of the celadon umbrella like a layer of soft white light, and slowly seeped into the umbrella body like water. At the same time, the celadon-colored umbrella surface lit up, and the faint blue light at the edge became heavier.

The brown pheasant was awakened by the sound of the magic weapon recognizing its master. It blinked, and when it saw the words "Da Qing" appear on the umbrella handle, it immediately cried out, "Such an ugly name, this umbrella is too tasteless!"

As soon as the words fell, it jumped up on the spot. The reason was simple: the celadon umbrella had just flashed a faint light, and dozens of green needles quickly appeared on the ground where the brown pheasant had just slept, with the tips of the needles turning blue.

The brown pheasant was so scared that it flapped its wings and flew up, but it didn't fly far before it fell to the ground, looking at the celadon umbrella in Fang Chaozhou's hand with a face full of fear.

Fang Chaozhou didn't expect that the Celadon Umbrella would actively attack the Brown Partridge, so he quickly closed the umbrella and said, "Sorry, it just recognized its master and I can't control it."

When the brown pheasant saw the umbrella being put away, it shook its head and said, "Your umbrella has a bad temper. Don't put it away. Let me fight it to the death! I will peck it to pieces!"

Even though it said this, it did not rush over, but just stood there cursing.

Seeing this, Fang Chaozhou quickly comforted the brown pheasant and then changed the subject, "Where did you go to drink water yesterday? Why did you take so long to drink?"

When the brown pheasant heard this, he said, "How could I have been drinking for a long time? You were busy mating with the beauty and didn't notice me coming back. I had nothing to do, so I went to take a bath."

Fang Chaozhou: “…”

He froze for a long while before turning his head to look at Xue Danrong beside him. Unlike him, Xue Danrong was really calm. When he met his eyes, his expression remained indifferent, as if he hadn't heard what the brown pheasant said at all.

Fang Chaozhou took a deep breath and looked at the brown pheasant again, "You..."

Before he could finish his words, the Brown Partridge interrupted him and said, "I didn't peek. You guys were making too much noise, so I peeked for a moment. But the beauty was very fierce and chased me away."

It sounds very convincing and doesn't sound fake. Fang Chaozhou had no choice but to try hard to recall what happened yesterday. He remembered that the brown pheasant went out to drink water yesterday, and he talked to his junior brother in the cave for a while, and then...

The brown pheasant had been staring at Fang Chaozhou. When he saw his fair face slowly turn red, he couldn't help but click his tongue twice, "Tsk tsk, you remember now, right? I don't lie."

Fang Chaozhou actually didn't remember clearly what happened yesterday. He only vaguely remembered that he seemed to have taken off his clothes on his own initiative yesterday.

He seemed to feel that his lip was swollen at the time, and if he could replace it with something else, it would at least reduce the pain.

He suddenly covered his face. What on earth did he do yesterday?

Crazy, really crazy!

"Senior Brother." Xue Danrong's voice suddenly sounded.

Fang Chaozhou seemed startled and turned his head sharply. When he saw the other party was about to open his mouth, he immediately stretched out his hand, "Don't say anything! What happened yesterday was...I was poisoned by a snake, and I am unconscious. It doesn't count. I...I won't be responsible!"

As soon as these words came out, the brown pheasant next to them couldn't stand it anymore. They shook their heads and said, "Tsk tsk, what a heartless man. He got the body of a beautiful woman and now he says he won't take responsibility. We prostitutes don't dare to be so scumbag."

Fang Chaozhou turned around and glared at him, whispering, "It's not as exaggerated as you said!" He turned his head and looked at the boy who obviously lowered his eyes, "Junior brother, I... this is my attitude anyway, you are not allowed to tell anyone, if you tell anyone, I... I..."

He said "I" for a long time but didn't say the rest of the words.

Xue Danrong's eyes were fixed on Fang Chaozhou, with a hint of stubbornness that only a young man could show in his eyes. He clenched the Broken Water Sword in his hand and whispered, "What if I insist on telling others? What if I insist on taking responsibility? What if I insist on becoming your Taoist partner? What will you do?"