Fu Jun: "..." (⊙o⊙) Huh?

He can't cook!

Back when he was at home, Shen Junmei would cook the meals and serve them to him. He didn't even know where the pots and pans were!

Seeing his hesitation, Widow Ma asked, "Fu Jun, you're not thinking of having me cook for you, are you? Have you forgotten what you said when I caught you peeping at me while I was bathing?"

Fu Jun brought all the money in his family to the village to learn, but before he even met his mentor, he saw Widow Ma's underwear drying in the yard and heard the sound of running water in the yard.

Before he came to this village, someone warned him, "There's always trouble around a widow's house. Never go to Widow Ma's house at the village entrance, or you'll be ruined."

But when Fu Jun heard the sound of water, he couldn't control himself and ran to secretly look at Widow Ma. Then Widow Ma discovered him, and Fu Jun fell even more deeply in love.

He said to Widow Ma, "Big...Big Ma, no, Little Ma, if you come with me, I'll take care of all the work from now on, including washing clothes, cooking, chopping wood, and carrying water. I promise I'll serve you well and won't let you do any work!"

Now is the time for Fu Jun to fulfill his promise.

When Fu Jun was pursuing Shen Junmei, he said the same thing, but after they got married, he simply said, "I'm not in good health and can't stand the smell of cooking oil," and Shen Junmei cooked for him for decades.

He thought oaths were just for deceiving people, and once you'd gotten someone, they wouldn't matter anymore.

Who knew that Widow Ma was not Shen Junmei; she wasn't so easily fooled.

"All right."

Fu Jun also took Jin Dan to the kitchen and asked Jin Dan to start the fire.

The father and son are now living in Widow Ma's house, and their money is with Widow Ma. What else can they do besides listen to Widow Ma?

But the golden egg isn't Da Bao or Xiao Bao; it can't start a fire.

As soon as he entered the kitchen, he felt distressed. He tugged at Fu Jun's pants and said, "Dad, why isn't Mom cooking? When we lived with Auntie before, she was always the one who cooked."

This little brat already knows how to address his two mothers differently. He calls Shen Junmei "Auntie" and Widow Ma "Little Mom".

Fu Jun was also furious and said, "It's okay, let's just do it this once. If it tastes bad, she won't let us do it again."

"Dad just married your stepmother. She's just starting out and she's got a lot of energy to burn. In a few days, she'll have to listen to us, won't she?"

"Yes, Dad, you're right. Women should listen to men; it's only natural!"

"Good son, you can even use idioms!"

The father and son seemed to be having a good time chatting.

Not long after, they brought in a pot of mushy noodles. The noodles were so bad that even a pig would find them repulsive.

Jin Dan's stomach was growling with hunger, and he was especially looking forward to Widow Ma complaining about the food he and Fu Jun had made, so he could cook for himself.

Fu Jun said to Widow Ma, "The food is ready, come and eat!"

Widow Ma got out of bed and almost vomited when she saw the pot of noodles.

"This is the food you cooked?"

"This is the only thing I can make," Fu Jun said matter-of-factly. "If you don't want to eat it, then make it yourself."

Widow Ma finally understood: Fu Jun had deliberately made it taste so bad!

"Fine, Fu Jun, you're living in my house with a little kid in tow, and you don't even cook for me. What use are you, then?!"

At this point, Golden Egg didn't understand what a "burden" was; he was just very hungry.