Metaphysics master Song Ning transmigrated into a period novel, becoming the eponymous manipulative fake young lady. Immediately after transmigrating, she was tragically set up for divorce by her i...
"Thunder on a sunny day... a bad omen..."
Zhai Fang looked at the bright sun in the sky with worry.
Song Ning frowned. Is this a bad sign?
Should she summon a few more ominous omens?
"Ms. Song Ning, we found a tree full of wild crickets over there, and Xiao Yan picked a lot for you!"
"Xiao Yan, don't just stand there! Take it out quickly!"
After Zhai Fang finished worrying about the sky, he began to worry about his young master's lifelong event. This matchmaker should not be too familiar with this!
Qi Yan coughed lightly, took out a bulging cloth bag from his belt, and opened it to reveal a bulging purple-red wild boar.
"Try it...it's sour and sweet..."
"We locals love to eat this wild mulberry, but it is not easy to grow. As soon as it turns purple or red, it will be eaten by birds..."
"We found this tree to be quite strange. All the flowers are purple and red, but no birds come to eat them."
As Qi Yan spoke, he picked up a purple-red pulp, rubbed it on his collar, and took two or three bites of it.
"I tasted it, it's not poisonous, and there's no peculiar smell. I guess there are a lot of poisonous insects and snakes here, so the birds don't dare to come here..."
Xiaobai unceremoniously stretched out his claws, grabbed a fish and stuffed it into his mouth.
“Squeak, squeak, squeak…”
After taking a bite, Xiaobai called out to Song Ning happily a few times, and used his hind legs to try to jump into Qi Yan's cloth bag that contained the fish.
Song Ning quickly grabbed its neck and said, "Eat it, don't even think about getting in!"
"You're covered in hair. If you jump into a trap, will anyone eat you?"
“Squeak, squeak, squeak…”
Xiaobai yelled at Song Ning in dissatisfaction, but Song Ning ignored him.
She picked out the one that looked the best to her eyes, rubbed it with her sleeve, and started biting it.
"Hmm..."
Song Ning's eyes widened slightly. It turned out to be a sweet wine-scented basil. She was eating it with great pleasure...
"Okay, give these to me! You guys are busy..."
Song Ning took the food and the cloth bag from Qi Yan's arms without hesitation, and sat on a big rock on the side to enjoy it with Xiaobai.
Qi Yan smiled unconsciously. He actually liked Song Ning a little...
After all, there is no other woman in the world who is born with a natural talent and has a lively personality.
The decoction was sweet and sour, with a slight aroma of wine. It was so easy to eat that you couldn't stop.
Xiaobai was only the size of a palm, and after eating just two, he collapsed on a big rock because of the fullness.
Ah Hu lay obediently beside Song Ning, wagging his tail to drive away mosquitoes for Song Ning.
Song Ning picked up a wild crab and fed it to Ah Hu. It ate only one and then closed its mouth with no interest.
Song Ning didn't force it. She sorted the wild animals in the cloth bag into three piles, one pile was for her, one pile was for Qiao Bo, and the remaining pile was naturally for He Yi and the others.
Song Ning ate one in two bites, and soon all her wild animals were gone.
This kind of wild fish is the kind that the more you eat it, the more you want to eat it. You can't stop eating it, especially for Song Ning's appetite.
"I think Qiao Bo should have no objection if I eat a few?"
Song Ning muttered to himself as he took a few wild fish from Qiao Bo's pile of fish, then stuffed them into the cloth bag without worrying about them.
"Song Ning... look what we caught..."
He Yixing ran over with his shirt in his pocket, "Don't you want to eat fish..."
"We just found this kind of small fish in the spring over there. You are in for a treat today..."
Song Ning bit her tongue and blinked her eyes in a silly way. This person looked familiar...
"Who are you? Have we met somewhere before?"
"Uh…are you stupid?!"
He Yi was stunned, and reached out to touch Song Ning's forehead, "You don't have a fever! Then why is your face so red?"
"You have a fever!"
Song Ning brushed He Yi's hand away and bared her teeth fiercely, "Your whole family has a fever!"
"Go away! You're so dark... not handsome at all!"
"I..."
He Yi's face almost couldn't hold back, "Do you still want to eat fish? I worked so hard to catch fish for you, and you dare..."
"Who wants to eat the fish you caught?"
Song Ning raised her chin arrogantly, "If a person is ugly, the fish he catches will probably be ugly too!"
"I want to eat fish, and there are handsome guys who can catch it for me... For example..."
Song Ning stretched out a finger and pointed accurately at Qiao Bo who was walking towards her, "I like the fish caught by this handsome guy..."
"Handsome guy, I want to eat fish, please help me catch some fish..."
Song Ning grabbed Qiao Bo by the collar and staggered into Qiao Bo's arms.
"Handsome guy...Have I ever told you that you are in my heart..."
"Handsome guy, I like you! Do you want to marry me..."
Song Ning's cheeks were flushed, her eyes were slightly tipsy, and her red lips exhaled waves of sweet wine aroma...
Qiao Bo's eyes dimmed, and he held down Song Ning's body, as if he wanted to hold her in his arms.
"Hmm..."
Song Ning struggled to expose her head and looked at Qiao Bo lustfully, "Handsome boy, you are so passionate..."
"I like…"
"She looks...drunk..."
Qi Yan was a little dumbfounded when he saw Song Ning talking drunkenly.
"We eat this kind of food often, and no one has ever gotten drunk..."
"Maybe she eats too much..."
The village chief was speechless when he saw the pile of cores on the stone.
The bag of wild mulberry that Qi Yan picked weighed at least five kilograms, and Song Ning ate more than half of it by himself. How could he not be drunk!
"Hey... there's another handsome guy over here..."
Song Ning looked at Qi Yan, then smiled foolishly and turned to look at Qiao Bo.
"But you're still the most handsome! You look the best to my taste..."
“Squeak…”
Xiaobai suddenly jumped up with his eyes blurred, stood on his hind legs, and swayed as he performed drunken boxing.
"It's drunk too?!..."
Under Qiao Bo's sudden sharp gaze, Zhai Fang shut his mouth in embarrassment.
"What did you feed her?"
"It's just a wild thing!"
Qi Yan smiled dryly, "I just didn't expect her to eat so much at once..."
Hu Shulan nimbly jumped onto the big rock where Song Ning had just been standing. She skillfully untied the cloth bag beside her with her sharp beak and bit out a wild fish with ease.
Qi Yan glanced at the little fox and said, "It's this kind...sour and sweet..."
The little fox swallowed the wild goby in one gulp, and then his eyes lit up. He didn't even spit out the goby core and ate another one.
"Grandma, do you want to eat?"
He Yi curiously took a wild fish and took a bite, "It feels so-so..."
The little fox rolled his eyes at him and stretched out his paw to grab it, as if to say, "I don't want to eat it, so don't eat it!"
Qiao Bo withdrew his gaze thoughtfully. Uncle Yu always made dishes according to Song Ning's taste, whether cooking or making pastries.
The little fox had been eating with Song Ning for a long time, and its taste was almost the same as Song Ning's.
Since this wild animal is liked by the little fox, then Song Ning must like it too.
"It's hot...I want to take a shower..."
Song Ning suddenly pushed Qiao Bo away roughly and took off her coat quickly.
She was only wearing a tight vest under her coat, and when she took it off, her well-developed figure was revealed.
Qiao Bo quickly helped her put on her coat, "Be good~ You can't take a shower here..."
"cannot…"
Song Ning was so drunk, "Handsome guy, how come you have changed into two different people..."
She raised her arms and announced angrily: "Even if there are two handsome guys, it won't work! I'm determined to take this bath today!"
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