Metaphysics master Song Ning transmigrated into a period novel, becoming the eponymous manipulative fake young lady. Immediately after transmigrating, she was tragically set up for divorce by her i...
"Asleep?"
He Yi looked tiredly at Song Ning who was nestling obediently in Qiao Bo's arms.
She was sleeping soundly at the moment, who could have imagined how she had tortured them just now? !
He keeps yelling for a bath and goes crazy if you don't let him.
The little paper figures flew all over the sky like they were free. Qiao Bo was thick-skinned and held Song Ning tightly to prevent her from stripping in public...
What kind of disco do you want to go to next?!
She would order Ah Hu to bite anyone who stopped jumping...
The tiger doesn't really bite you, but it sticks its big head out and stares at you...
And...it's weird!
and…
He Yi glanced sympathetically at the three brothers lying on the ground beside him.
These three brothers weren't afraid of Ah Hu, but they were beaten up by Song Ning...
She actually summoned a few mountain spirits and ghosts, and forced them to possess the bodies of Qi Yan and the other two, and then danced with her...
In the end, even the three mountain spirits and ghosts were floating...
When others are drunk, at most they disturb others, but when Song Ning is drunk, it's fatal!
He Yi pounded his tired and trembling legs and glanced at Qiao Bo, who had messy hair and clothes.
"Listen to me, keep a close eye on her from now on! Don't let her drink..."
Qiao Bo nodded seriously. There was no need to say more. Those who understood would understand!
…
Song Ning was awakened by hunger.
My stomach felt burning with pain, and even the mental relaxation I felt after a good night's sleep was gone.
Hunger made Song Ning frown and completely lose the desire to speak.
Song Ning closed her eyes and pressed her stomach. Her body ached so much that she couldn't even muster the strength to move...
"Stomachache?"
Qiao Bo's voice reached Song Ning's ears, and she forced herself to open her eyes.
"Hmm...my stomach hurts...my body hurts too..."
"It would be strange if it didn't hurt!"
He Yi brought a bowl of thick fish soup and sat not far from Song Ning, slurping it.
The fresh and fragrant fish soup had a very tempting aroma. Song Ning looked at Qiao Bo expectantly, she also wanted to drink it.
Before filling her stomach, she had no desire to pay any attention to He Yi.
"Sit up first..."
Qiao Bo had made preparations early and took out the aluminum lunch box he carried with him.
Last night, Song Ning got drunk without eating anything and didn't know what time it was. It would be strange if she wasn't hungry early in the morning!
Song Ning couldn't wait to take the lunch box and took a big bite. "Delicious!"
Several kinds of unknown mushrooms were put into the fish soup. The freshness of the fish and the fragrance of the mushrooms were so tempting that you wanted to swallow their tongues.
The temperature of the fish soup was just right, and Song Ning drank up half of the soup in one go.
At the end, I was still burping and fantasizing about the little fish.
"Or two more small fishes..."
"There are small fish, too! But you can't eat them now. You can eat them on the way."
Qiao Bo put away the lunch box and took Song Ning, who wanted to lie down after eating.
"Now that you're awake, come with me to the spring to wash up. Qi Yan and the others can't wait..."
"But I have no strength... I don't want to wash..."
Song Ning wailed and tried to cheat her way out of it.
Qiao Bo frowned tightly and stared at Song Ning with disapproval.
"Well..."
Song Ning stood up reluctantly. How could she forget that Qiao Bo was an obsessive-compulsive person with mysophobia!
If she didn't wash up every day, Qiao Bo would probably frown for the whole day.
Why…
With such an old man, it is impossible to be lazy for a moment.
Song Ning lazily put all her strength on Qiao Bo, and followed him step by step.
thump…
Qi Yan, who was not far away, felt his legs go weak after struggling for a while. Zhai Fang wanted to pull him up, but he overestimated his own strength and the two of them rolled into a ball.
Zhaidong held his waist weakly, his face was sallow, with thick dark circles, and he looked like he had indulged in excessive sexual activities.
The two men who rolled on the ground and couldn't get up were no worse than Zhaidong, and each of them looked like they were suffering from extreme kidney deficiency.
Song Ning opened her mouth in surprise, "Uh...what happened to the three of them? How come they became so weak in just one night?!"
"Could it be that you encountered a female ghost?"
"It's scarier than encountering a female ghost!"
He Yi walked over with a hunched back and weak steps. He glanced at Song Ning coldly, giving her a look that said "you figure it out yourself".
Song Ning blinked a few times in confusion, "Did I miss something?"
"You didn't miss anything. You are the commander-in-chief, the chief director..."
He Yi took two steps and took a breath. His posture was not much better than that of an old man in his seventies or eighties.
Among these people, only Qiao Bo looked normal, while the others all looked like they had kidney deficiency.
"Should we take another day off..."
“No need!”
Qi Yan gritted his teeth and climbed up, his sallow face was blue and black.
He had lost a lot of blood in the past two days. Otherwise, how could he allow a mountain spirit to possess him so easily? !
"Keep going, I can do it!"
Zhai Fang looked at Qi Yan hesitantly, he wanted to say, why do you have to be so stubborn?
You are the weakest one here, so take it easy!
Considering Qi Yan's face, the village officials swallowed these words.
"Come on!"
Song Ning wanted to express her views on Qi Yan and the others' kidney deficiency problem, but Qiao Bo suddenly pinched Song Ning's fingers, so Song Ning had to give up.
"Where's Ahu?"
Song Ning glanced around a few times, but didn't see Ah Hu there.
In the end, it was Xiaobai, with a gloating look on his face, who squeaked and pointed out Ah Hu's location to Song Ning.
"Meow…"
The tiger cat was hiding behind a huge rock, with only its tail with yellow and black stripes showing.
Song Ning called Ah Hu, and Ah Hu timidly made a cat-like sound.
Song Ning: ...
"How come even you have become so weak?"
A feeling of grievance suddenly flashed in Ah Hu's eyes, and then his big head dropped down, and he actually started to cry.
Song Ning: ...
Can tigers cry?
"What happened to Ah Hu?"
Song Ning looked at Qiao Bo in surprise.
“Ahem…”
When Qiao Bo thought about what happened last night, he immediately lost control of his facial expression.
"What can I do... I was carried up in the sky for a whole night!"
He Yi floated over like a ghost and looked at Ah Hu, who was lying on the ground crying, with sympathy in his eyes.
Poor child, so what if he is the King of Beasts?
He had spent a night worse than death at the hands of some woman.
Maybe Ah Hu is the first to know that he is afraid of heights...
"Lift... and fly?"
Song Ning tilted her head in confusion.
How come she understood what He Yi said separately, but didn't understand it when they were put together?
"that is…"
"It's getting late, let's pack up and leave early..."
Qiao Bo interrupted He Yi's speech, forced himself to hold back his laughter, and took Song Ning to wash up.
"Just spoil her!"
He Yi glared at Qiao Bo with a look of dismay, "You'll have to bear the consequences if you spoil him!"
"You can't spoil him!"
Qiao Bo looked at Song Ning lovingly, "She can do whatever she wants. I'm here for her!"
"You are the best!"
Song Ning kissed Qiao Bo's arm with a smile on her face.
"Oh my god! Who is that person?"
He Yi kicked a small stone unwillingly, but the small stone seemed very solid. He Yi did not kick the small stone, but sprained his waist.
“Ouch…”
"Should!"
Song Ning made a face at He Yi, "You are so weak, why don't you just stay still? What are you trying to do?"
He Yi: ...
Can you please stop mentioning the word "virtual", it's so annoying! ?