Gu Tang, whose soul was mistakenly hooked by the soul envoy, was so angry!
She sat at the gate of the Yama Palace and cried loudly, crying to the heavens, crying to the earth, crying to the E...
Chapter 210: Name? Then let's call him Agou!
The man was not afraid of death, but he felt that if he died in such a worthless way, the person in front of him would be at a disadvantage.
"Although it was you who proposed that I work like a slave for you, it can be considered as compensation from the underworld. If I die like this, your compensation will be gone. You will be the one who loses out."
Gu Tang was unmoved: "Loss? I don't think so! I'd be more relieved if you died than if you were alive!"
"My soul will go back to the underworld when I die. Will this make you feel better?" The man was stunned. No wonder this man was so angry. It turned out that he was so angry that he ran from the underworld to the human world.
"Okay, I'll listen to you and go back to wait for death."
"Wait a moment!" Gu Tang understood the meaning of his words and stopped the person who was about to leave in disbelief.
"Shouldn't your soul be annihilated after death? Why did your soul return to the underworld?!"
The man was even more incredulous than her: “I’m not a sinful demon, I was just possessed by a soul from another world and accidentally hooked the wrong soul.
I have only wronged seven people in total. The other six have taken their compensation and gone to reincarnation. You are the only one who still holds a grudge."
It was his fault that he hooked the wrong soul. He apologized and gave compensation. His soul shouldn't be destroyed, right?
This made Gu Tang feel uneasy: "After returning to the underworld, will you still be your soul-collector?"
"I won't do it anymore..."
Gu Tang felt relieved and his face lit up. The Queen Mother of the Earth was very clear! She should have removed him from his position long ago!
Unfortunately, the joy was short-lived, and the man gasped and said the second half of the sentence: "When I came here, I received the document to take the position of 'Judge of the Chacha Division'. After you die in this world, I will return to the underworld to take my place."
Gu Tang: “…………”
Grievance and anger come to mind at the same time!
She picked up the kettle on the table and threw it at the man: "This is so unjust!!! You blind bastard, you did something wrong, why didn't the underworld let you go? Why did they give you a promotion!!!"
After all, Gu Tang had spent some time in the underworld. Although she didn't know much about the various positions in the underworld, she still made a point to inquire about the leadership above her.
At that time, she thought that if she couldn't revive by using a dead body, she might as well stay in the underworld and become a ghost messenger.
The position of Judge Chachasi is one of the four great judges in the underworld, a real and powerful boss!
How could such a position be given to such a stupid and blind person? !
It’s so unfair!
It’s so unfair!
The man caught the kettle thrown at him easily and looked at Gu Tang cautiously: "The underworld is short of manpower, and they won't let the ghost messenger go away easily... Don't be angry, don't be angry, if you really don't want to keep me by your side, then I will go back and wait for death."
This resentment is so strong that it is almost materializing!
After she dies, she will turn into a ghost king on the spot!
Gu Tang was still angry after hearing what he said. He looked at him with a sinister look: "Go back and wait for death? After your soul returns to the underworld, you can go to be the judge of the Chacha Division?!"
The man nodded very honestly: "If there is nothing wrong, it is like this."
No error? Great! Now it’s wrong!
Gu Tang took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down: "Didn't you ask me to take the mother talisman? Then take it."
Want to go back to the underworld to be an official?
Bah! Don't even think about it!
First use the mother talisman to keep him here, and then slowly look for some monks and Taoists to see if they can suppress his soul.
Haha! Don't ever think about going back to the underworld again!
The man didn't know why she changed her mind again, but for him, it would be best if she could stay.
After all, it was not easy for him to come to the human world, as he had spent a lot of merit. If he went back like this, all his merit would be wasted.
The man approached Gu Tang, still exposing his left chest defenselessly, so that Gu Tang could smear his blood on the purple talisman.
Gu Tang looked at the chest so close to him and saw that the wound was still bleeding. If he stabbed the heart at this moment, the man would be basically dead.
Unfortunately, I don’t plan to do that right now.
Gu Tang suppressed his anger, cut his finger with a dagger, and smeared his own blood on the purple talisman on his chest.
The blood-stained purple talisman quickly split into two, one continued to remain on the man's chest, and the other floated in the air, absorbing Gu Tang's blood.
The next moment, the purple talisman left on the man’s chest "spit out" a drop of blood. The purple talisman floating in the air quickly wrapped up the drop of blood, and then flew towards Gu Tang with the drop of blood.
Gu Tang was startled, but before she could react, the purple talisman wrapped in blood drops passed through her clothes and landed directly on her left chest.
She didn't know the situation of her left breast because of her clothes, but she could feel a burning sensation in her left breast, and then a little person tied with purple rope appeared in her mind.
"There's a little man tied up with ropes in my head?" Gu Tang was very puzzled. What was going on?
The man calmly replied, "That villain is me. You hold your breath and concentrate. When I go against your will and don't listen to your orders, you can control the rope on the villain to punish me."
Gu Tang's eyes lit up, and he immediately closed his eyes and tried to untie the rope on the villain, intending to teach him a lesson.
The man noticed the movement in his body and felt a little uncomfortable, but not painful. He looked at Gu Tang and asked, "Are you punishing me by removing the rope from my body?"
"That's right!" Gu Tang admitted it and grinned with a malicious look on his face.
The man was a little surprised: "Didn't I just tell you that if I go against your will and don't obey your orders, you can control the ropes on my body to punish me. I haven't done anything right now, and Zi Fu will not be confused about right and wrong."
Gu Tang was stunned. So this is a talisman with principles?
She tried again, but the man still didn't change his expression. In the end, she had no choice but to give up.
"Put on your clothes and fix the door for me!"
The door of her room was broken by the man, and she had to fix it herself.
The man looked at the broken door and immediately shook his head: "I don't know how to fix it."
Gu Tang scratched his ears: "What did you say?"
"I said I wouldn't."
"The first thing you have to do for me is to fix the door of my room!"
The man paused, and instead of saying he didn't know how to do it, he changed the subject and said, "Then I'll go learn how to repair the door first, and then come back to repair it after I've learned it?"
Gu Tang deliberately made things difficult for him and nodded: "Okay."
The man put on his clothes and planned to go out to find someone who knew how to repair doors.
Gu Tang, who had completely calmed down, kept looking at him and realized belatedly that this man was the black-clothed man who had snatched the backflow incense from Ma Da's hand yesterday and put it on the Changqing Gate.
I remembered what I said in front of her father yesterday about becoming his disciple, and said that I would treat him as her own father.
Gu Tang's face turned green!
She stopped the man who was about to leave and asked, "Why did you put the incense on the Changqing Gate yesterday? Have you ever seen the backflow incense?"
When talking about that, the man also recalled the rare sight yesterday: "So that incense is called backflow incense? I have never seen it. We met outside the crowd before, and I recognized you at that time, but you didn't recognize me.
Later, you and your father went to the alley and leaned against the wall to watch the show. From your conversation, I knew that it was you who caused the big show yesterday.
You said you wanted to put the incense on the Changqing Gate, and after I heard that, I did as you said and put the incense on the Changqing Gate. "
Being known to others as the mastermind behind yesterday's incident was a little beyond Gu Tang's expectations. Fortunately, the mother talisman was controlling this person, so he was not afraid of his betrayal.
But now that things have come to this point, they are all in the same boat and can no longer just hate each other.
Not only will hatred fail to resolve her resentment, but it will blind her eyes and make her lose her accurate judgment.
After letting out a long breath, Gu Tang decided to temporarily put aside his prejudice and re-evaluate this person.
"We have known each other for two lifetimes, and we are both reincarnated from the dead, so why don't we each talk about our current skills and strengths? You go first!"
These words were very tough, without any room for negotiation.
Fortunately, the man didn't care about these things and did whatever he was asked to do.
"This body was given to me by Hou Tu. I don't know where it came from, and it has no name. After I came to the human world, all my magic power disappeared, and I only retained the two skills of force and object perception."
"What is object perception?"
“Feel whether the object is from your homeland or from another time and space.”
"What is your current martial arts level? Can you fight? If you can, how many can you fight by yourself?"
"I don't know what level he is. I haven't met any masters, but he can beat dozens of bandits."
"bandit?"
The man nodded: "When I first arrived in the human world, in order to find you, I wanted to spend money to ask for help, but I didn't have a single copper coin at the time, so I went to rob a nearby bandit's den..."
A den of bandits! How much silver would that cost?
Gu Tang loves money, so he quickly asked him, "How much did you rob? Is there a lot of silver everywhere in the bandit den?"
"There's not much silver. The bandits here are very poor. I searched all over the mountain and only found about fifty taels of silver. I spent all the silver long ago after searching all the way here.
I know that you are the master and I am the servant. The servant needs to send money and goods to the master regularly. I have thought about it before I came. After we get to know each other, I will go find a few bandit dens and rob them all. I will not let you lack money. "
Well, that's what a human being says.
Gu Tang raised his chin: "My name is Gu Tang, what's your name?"
The man paused and said, "The name used in the underworld was given by Hou Tu. It carries the power of the underworld and is not suitable for use in the human world. So, I am now nameless."
"Then choose one for yourself. You'll have to have a name to call you from now on."
"According to the contract, the servant's name should be chosen by the master."
Gu Tang glanced at him and wanted to give him a name himself?
Good! If you dare to ask, she will answer!
"Since you are a servant, there is no need to give you a proper name. I will just call you Agou!"
"...Agou?" The man was a little stunned.
"It's easy to keep a lowly life! I only have a precious servant like you, so I have to hope that you can live a long life so that you can worry about me and work hard for me."
Is that so?
Man, no, Agou looked unconvinced.
"By the way, do you know what the rules of being a servant are?"
"Servant's code?" Agou looked confused. "I don't know."
Gu Tang smiled and said, "It's okay if I don't know. I'll write down the rules and you should try to memorize them. We'll follow these rules in the future. If you do it right, there will be no reward, but if you do it wrong, you must be punished! Do you have any objections?"
Agou had some opinions, but when he met Gu Tang's gaze, he couldn't utter a word of his opinions.
After a stalemate for a while, he finally said, "No problem."
But during this stalemate, Gu Tang found an opportunity: "One of the rules of a servant is that when the master asks you a question, you must always answer according to the master's wishes!
Your brain should be used to think about how to better serve your master, make your master happy, and solve your master's problems, rather than thinking about confronting your master or thinking about whether to express your opinions!
How could a servant have any objection? A servant will always obey his master! Obey! Obey!
If the master says that the empty table in front of him is a table of delicacies, the servant should say yes and quickly fill the empty table with delicacies! Do you understand what I mean? "
Agou was shocked and speechless.
"This is my first time being someone's servant, so I don't really understand this. Is, is that so?"
"What a coincidence. I'm often someone else's master, so I know this very well. Yes, that's it. So, let's do it again!"
Gu Tang smiled and said, "I will write down the rules. You should try to memorize them. We will follow them in the future. If you do it right, there will be no reward. If you do it wrong, you must be punished! Do you have any objections?"
This is what she just said, but Agou, the servant, hesitated.
Now let’s do it again, same tone, same question, same smile, same Agou.
Will you still hesitate?
Agou may have stayed in the underworld for too long and is a little dull, but fortunately he is not stupid.
Doing it again is to remind him that if his answer is not right this time, he will be punished.
Therefore, the next moment after Gu Tang finished speaking, Agou's voice rang out: "No objection!"
After saying that, he stole a glance at Gu Tang. Are you satisfied this time?
Gu Tang didn't say he was satisfied, nor did he say he was dissatisfied. His expression remained calm: "Remember, you are a servant. It is your duty and your responsibility to do the right thing. But if you do something wrong, it is your fault and your mistake."
Agou was in a daze. Is, is that so?
"Do you see the mess in this room? Clean the room and find a carpenter to fix the door after daybreak. After that, you should pay more attention to the backflow incense and come back to tell me if there are any changes."
Agou replied subconsciously: "Yes." Without any hesitation.
However, Gu Tang still found fault: "A good servant will think of all aspects of these things before the master opens his mouth, and complete them quickly, and will not present these messes directly to the master."
Agou felt a little dizzy, so he did something wrong again?
After beating him with a stick, Gu Tang gave him a sweet date. She took out a string of copper coins from her clothes and handed it to him.
"After cleaning the house, when you go to the street to find the carpenter, don't forget to buy presentable clothes, and then go to the bathhouse to wash yourself."
Agou happily took it, and Gu Tang began to suppress him again.
"Servants are the face of their masters. You are making the first mistake by dressing like this today. Relying on your own lightness skills to force your way into the inner courtyard is the second mistake.
Waking up the master before daybreak is the third fault. Breaking the master's door is the fourth fault. Wait until you finish your work, and then you can come back to receive the punishment!"
I'll fix the typos this afternoon.