Liu Ye wanted to die. What kind of nonsense was this? Others transmigrated to become a princess, but she was transmigrated into a fool's body. Is this fair, Heavens? How can you treat me like t...
Chapter 68 is about those two idiots.
Bai Zilin understood from their few words that his mother had come again and had been beaten up by them, but why would they?
Suddenly, the image of Liu Ye's shrewd and cunning appearance flashed into his mind. She was so cute. Yes, it must have been his little wife's doing that made these two ugly women fight each other.
Thinking of this, he cracked his whip and drove the oxcart into the village, ignoring the fact that the two women were already fighting. Now, Wang Dani was pinning Zhang Fang down and beating her, while Zhang Fang was pulling on Wang Dani's hair and scratching her hard. The two of them were also exchanging insults, their genitals flying everywhere, and the curses were really vulgar.
As soon as Bai Zilin drove the oxcart into the courtyard, Liu Ye ran out of the house laughing: "Brother Bai, you're back! You've come back at just the right time. Your mother just left, hehehe, she was beaten away, hahaha, I didn't even have to lift a finger, and someone came to my rescue."
Bai Zilin handed her the soy sauce jar from the oxcart and said with a smile, "I know, I saw it. I ran into Zhang Fang and Wang Dani as soon as I entered the village. I heard it from them."
Upon hearing this, Liu Ye quickly asked, "Where are they? Didn't they bother you?"
Bai Zilin, suppressing a laugh, said, "Those two got into a fight at the village entrance just to curry favor with me; otherwise, they would have clung to me and come back with me."
Upon hearing this, Liu Ye exclaimed, "That's right!" She opened the jar of soy sauce, smelled it, and found it quite delicious. The sauce was also a nice yellow color and looked very clean. "Brother Bai," she said, "I'll make you some braised noodles for lunch. If you're tired, go back to your room and rest."
Bai Zilin took the sauce from her hand again: "What's so tiring about it? I didn't do anything. I'll take the sauce to the kitchen and then go home to check on things. By the way, I sold two pheasants for two taels of silver. I didn't even expect it myself. Grain prices in town have gone up again. Mixed grain rice is 20 wen more per jin. I have to go hunting in the mountains again tomorrow."
Liu Ye said helplessly, "There's nothing we can do about the high price. The grain we eat now is all transported from the south, so how can it not be expensive? If it rains next year, it will be a good year. After the New Year, when the wild vegetables from the mountains come down, the grain should be cheaper."
Bai Zilin put the sauce jar in the kitchen and went home to check on things. Liu Ye came to the kitchen, kneaded some dough, and then sliced off a large piece of meat from the prepared rabbit leg, minced it, and set it aside to be used to make braised noodles at noon.
Then she thought of Bai Wangshi again. Judging from Bai's mother's attitude, she was clinging to Bai and wouldn't give up until she got the money. Today she had tricked Zhang Fang and the others into driving her away, but they would come back after she recovered. She also had to be wary of the Liu family. How could she deal with them all at once?
As the old saying goes, every family has its own troubles, and even an upright official can't settle family disputes. She and Brother Bai have such a hard life; why is it so difficult for them to live a peaceful life?
Suddenly, the sound of arguing came from outside. Liu Ye quickly came out of the kitchen and saw that Zhang Fang and Wang Dani had arrived. The two of them were pushing her and kicking her. The fight was not over yet, and they had come all the way to her.
"It's probably too late for her to get inside now," Wang Dani thought, rushing to Liu Ye and immediately accusing her: "Liu Ye, Zhang Fang has gone too far! She tries to take credit as soon as she sees Brother Bai, saying she's the one who drove his mother away. She even hit me! Where's Brother Bai? I want him to judge this for me! Zhang Fang is a liar, a vicious woman! I'll make sure Brother Bai stays away from her!"
Zhang Fang picked up a brick from the ground, raised it, and smashed it down on Wang Dani's head: "I'll teach you to talk nonsense! You're the poisonous woman! Your whole family are poisonous women! I'll fuck your mother! You wicked and depraved wretch, I'll beat you to death!"
Liu Ye pulled Wang Dani aside and ran with her to the front gate. Just then, Wang Dani's parents were also at the gate. Her eyes darted around and an idea popped into her head. As she ran towards the Wang family's gate, she shouted at the two of them, "Help! Zhang Fang is going to beat Wang Dani to death!"
Enraged, Zhang Fang picked up a brick and chased after the two men, yelling, "Liu Ye, since you're siding with her and not with me, I'll beat you both to death!"
When Wang Laopi and his wife heard this, they were shocked! Zhang Fang was going to beat their daughter to death. They immediately rolled up their sleeves and ran over.
Hearing the commotion at the door, Bai Zilin quickly ran out of the yard. Just as Liu Ye ran up to him, he pulled her to his side, and Wang Dani quickly hid behind her parents.
Zhang Fang threw the brick with all her might, hitting Wang Laopi squarely on the head. Wang Laopi's skull was broken open, and blood streamed down his face. He clutched his head, dazed, and collapsed to the ground. Wang Dani cried out in terror, "Waaah, Dad, you have to hold on! I'll go get you a doctor!"
After saying that, Wang Dani took off running towards the village, which terrified Zhang Fang. She retreated in fear, saying, "I...I didn't mean to! Wang Dani bullied me! You all bullied me!"
"Ah, Zhang Fang, you ugly devil, I'll fight you to the death!" Aunt Wang pounced, pinning Zhang Fang beneath her, and began slapping her repeatedly, "Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap,"
"Fuck your mother! I'll teach you to bully my daughter! I'll teach you to bully my man! You shameless ugly bastard, I'll beat you to death!"
"Ah, help! Liu Ye, help! Brother Bai, help! Ah, stop hitting me! I didn't mean to! Help!" Zhang Fang scratched Aunt Wang while begging for mercy, but how could a little girl like her beat an old woman like Aunt Wang?
Zhang the bricklayer and the workers all came out to watch the commotion. Bai Zilin waved to Zhang the bricklayer and the others, telling them to hurry back to work. What was there to see about old women fighting?
Zhang the bricklayer touched his nose and went back to work with the workers, looking back every few steps. Bai Zilin pulled Liu Ye and hurried home as well.
As soon as he got home, Bai Zilin hurriedly asked, "What happened? Why did they come to our house to fight?"
Liu Ye shrugged innocently and said, "The two of them started fighting again as soon as they entered the courtyard. I don't know what happened. Zhang Fang even tried to hit me. She's a lunatic!"
"Alright, Brother Bai, don't worry about it. Let them fight if they want. It's not like I told them to. It's almost noon. I'm going to the kitchen to cook. You should go back to your room and not go to that yard, so they don't see you and cause trouble."
Bai Zilin agreed, and he obediently went back to his room. Liu Ye went to the kitchen, quickly made the braised noodles, and then brought them back to the room to eat with Bai Zilin.
Liu Ye slurped up a mouthful of noodles and then strained her ears to listen to the sounds outside. It seemed like more people had arrived, and it looked like Zhang Fang's parents and brother had come and were fighting with Aunt Wang. She wondered if they would come looking for trouble for her after the two families finished fighting.