Gu Xinran, who had lived ten years in the apocalypse, trembling and exhausted, transmigrated into a small village girl.
Here, the mountains are green and the water is clear, the air is fresh,...
Gu Xinran came out from behind Xiao Ba, with one hand on her waist and the other giving a thumbs up.
"Military Advisor Jia, what a great name! We in this line of work must be righteous and upright. I'm Xie Lan from Chengzhou Prefecture, and this is my eldest brother Xie Zhao."
Military Advisor Jia didn't expect that the first person he recruited was a bold, sweet-talking and capable person, and he got a good result.
"Hey, little brother, you have good literary talent and can even use idioms. Come work with me, I won't treat you unfairly.
Your eldest brother is not bad either, he is a brave man at first glance, our village is in need of such talents."
Xiao Ba bowed politely, "Thank you for the compliment!"
Gu Xinran wasn't polite either. "Thank you so much! I only know a few characters, and I'm nowhere near as good as Advisor Jia, who can write such a brilliant notice. It's a blessing to be with you. What are you in charge of in the village?"
After saying that, he read it carefully. The notice, which looked like it was poked out by a stick, had many circles and crosses in it.
Military Advisor Jia held his head high and chest puffed out, looking very proud, "Too many, I am the think tank of Qingfeng Village, responsible for the registration of personnel and materials, and for giving advice to Big Brother.
It was my idea to recruit soldiers. Fighting and killing is so boring. Famine is raging and the court is unstable. This is a good time. "
Gu Xinran showed a perfectly flattering smile, "Military Advisor Jia is amazing. Heroes emerge in troubled times, and you are the brightest star in troubled times."
"Keep a low profile, keep a low profile! Little brother, you really suit my temperament. I will protect you from now on."
"Thank you, Brother Jia, for your kindness."
After a few words, the two of them started to treat each other like brothers. Xiao Ba stood there stupidly, unable to do anything.
Gu Xinran continued, "Brother, aren't there a lot of people in Qingfeng Village? The leader must be incredibly brave and powerful, and the eldest sister-in-law must be incredibly beautiful."
Military Advisor Jia was proud of this. "We now have more than 800 people. The boss is majestic and powerful, and the sisters-in-law are all beauties. We can have the boss's wedding banquet every three to five days."
After saying that, he licked his lips, savoring the taste.
"Oh, the boss and Brother Jia are so lucky. Can everyone eat at the wedding banquet? I'm so greedy. Alas, I haven't tasted meat in months."
After saying this, Gu Xinran deliberately swallowed twice.
"Of course, even the one who empties the chamber pot has a share. The boss takes good care of his brothers."
Gu Xinran exclaimed in surprise: "That's great! Just because there's a wedding banquet, I have to find a beautiful woman for the boss."
"If you can offer a tall, plump, fair-skinned, beautiful woman with long legs, you will definitely be valued by the boss."
Gu Xinran raised her head slightly, and looked at Military Advisor Jia with admiration, with a look of loyalty on her face, "As long as I have Brother Jia who values me, I will present the beauty to you if I find one."
The more Military Advisor Jia looked at this little brother, the more he liked him. He was so wise, "You're smart. Come on, I'll take you to visit our village. It's a great place."
After saying that, he was about to pull Gu Xinran into the narrow passage.
Gu Xinran said hurriedly: "Brother, brother, don't worry, I will go to Qingfeng Village, but I have to find a stunning beauty and bring some brave men with me, so that I can repay my brother's kindness to me."
"Okay, okay, you're so loyal. I'll wait for you here. Big Brother hasn't won anything yet, so I'm counting on you."
Gu Xinran patted his chest and assured, "Don't worry, I'll go find someone among the refugees right away, and I'll definitely fool you. Oh, and spread the word for you."
It was rare for Military Advisor Jia to meet such a considerate younger brother. He took out a white flour bun from his sleeve pocket and handed it to Gu Xinran reluctantly, "Good brother, eat more. You look pale and thin. Brother will wait for you."
Gu Xinran replied with a "OK", and took Xiao Ba with her, looking back every few steps, bidding farewell to her new brother.
When they were alone, Xiao Ba looked at Gu Xinran speechlessly, "You'd be wasting your talent if you didn't hang out in this bandit den. You should have come here a long time ago."
"Thank you for the compliment. Do you see any problem?"
"Does Qingfeng Village have any ambitions?"
"Well, let's go back first and discuss it later."
"Um."
The two of them walked quickly for more than half an hour and returned to the camp.
He told the village chief, Li Daru, Master Qiu and others about the situation in detail.
More than 800 people, that's not just a lot. Their two teams together only have about 400 people, and most of them are the elderly, the weak, women and children.
You definitely can't win by fighting, you can only use your wits, well, use your wits to defeat them.
But it is too difficult to poison so many people at the same time. There are so many people standing guard, keeping watch, patrolling, and changing shifts, and there are only a few of them who can fight.
Li Daru was also shocked by the number of bandits and could not come up with any good ideas after thinking about it.
The others were at a loss.
Gu Xinran pondered for a moment and said, "I have an idea. Let's use a beauty trap and poison."
Village Chief Li thought about it and realized that there was no one in the village with fair skin, beautiful looks, and long legs. "There are no suitable people. Even if there were, we can't send them into a den of wolves."
Li Daru pondered for a moment, his eyes sparkling, "Alright, how about a man dressed as a woman?"
"Yes, I think the same as you. I have some special drugs here. When they hold a banquet, we can catch them all in one fell swoop."
Li Daru felt that this was a risky but promising matter, so he nodded in agreement.
Xiao Ba became interested when he heard about men dressed as women. "Who among us is suitable? Yuchen is good-looking. Brother Qiu is also okay, but he seems a little too strong."
Brother Gu jumped up immediately, "No, my legs are short, my face is dark, and I don't have breasts..."
"Hahaha..." The unscrupulous sister laughed so hard that tears came out when she saw her elder brother's awkward look.
The atmosphere became much more relaxed, and Gu Xinran's eyes wandered between Brother Gu and Xiao Ba.
"I've compared them, and you, little myna, are the most suitable. My brother hasn't grown up yet, and his figure isn't as slender as yours, nor are his facial features as bright as yours. You're truly the perfect choice."
Xiao Ba was confused. He wanted to laugh at others, but ended up becoming the laughing stock himself!
"Can we change people?" He felt that he could still struggle a little longer.
"It's not impossible if you can find someone more suitable."
Xiao Ba looked at the men in the two teams. Alas, it was all because of their handsomeness!
There was no choice but to nod in agreement.
Gu Xinran raised her hand and patted his shoulder, comforting him, "Don't worry, I will definitely make you look beautiful and outshine all the other beauties!"
Xiao Ba said that he was not comforted at all and his mood became even worse. He could only laugh twice.
Gu Xinran took out a large piece of red cloth from the space and gave it to Gu's mother, asking everyone to tailor a skirt for Xiao Ba as soon as possible, and it didn't matter if the quality was poor.
After measuring the size, she pulled Xiao Ba into the Gu family tent, took out the cosmetics she had prepared in Chengzhou Prefecture, and used all kinds of skills to apply on his face for half an hour.
The finished product is remarkable. Everyone was stunned when they saw Xiao Ba with red lips, white teeth, picturesque eyebrows and eyes, and a flying bun. She is an unparalleled beauty!
Not long after, the red skirt was ready. Xiao Ba went back to the tent to change and didn't come out for a long time.
After Gu Xinran's repeated calls, he finally stood in front of everyone awkwardly.
It’s really pretty, but it seems like something is missing, oh, no breasts.
Gu Xinran returned to the tent, took out two meat buns, walked back to Xiao Ba, and handed them to him solemnly while suppressing a smile, "You must keep your chest well covered!"