Xiao Yang couldn't bear to watch any longer and explained for Xiao Yuan, "Mother, he's already married. My cousin's wife isn't here; she's back in his hometown, and there's more than one! You don't need to worry about that!" Just the principal wife and the secondary wives alone make up three, not to mention all the concubines!

Song Dahai: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I overheard someone talking about it when I was buying groceries yesterday. When your aunt asked them, they were still laughing. I thought you were gay! Honestly, what were you laughing about? It made me think all sorts of things!"

Song's mother was also a little embarrassed. After all, it was someone else's private matter. It was too awkward to talk about someone in front of them and have them overheard!

"I'm so sorry, Xiaoyuan, your aunt didn't mean it!"

"It's okay, I know your mother-in-law is doing this for my own good." What could he do? This was Xiao Yang's mother-in-law, and a mother-in-law who cooked well at that.

"Alright, let's eat. Here, Xiao Yuan, have some of this. It's really good!" Song Dahai winked at Xiao Yuan as he spoke, implying that it was indeed a dish good for men.

Everyone tried hard to suppress their laughter, worried that Xiao Yuan's many women would harm his health! Xiao Yuan expressionlessly ate the stir-fried eggs with chives that Song Dahai had put on his plate. As for the taste, only Xiao Yuan himself probably knew!

It's true that having an elder in the family is like having a treasure!

Song's mother: "But, Xiao Yuan, one person you truly love is enough. Why did you look for so many?"

In the countryside, most families only have one wife, since they can't afford to support more than that. However, it's common for wealthy families to have multiple wives and concubines.

Although Song's mother was talking about Xiao Yuan, she was actually thinking about Xiao Yang. They were cousins, and she wondered if their personalities were similar. She started to worry about Song Yan'er's future again!

Song Yan'er knew what her mother was thinking at a glance, and immediately leaned closer to comfort her, "Mother, Xiao Yuan is from a wealthy family, so he has no choice but to marry so many women. It's not something he can decide on his own. But Xiao Yang's family is just a small one and can't afford to support them. Don't worry, I'm keeping all the money here."

Upon hearing this, Song's mother's brows relaxed, and she felt that it was really good that Xiao Yang's family was poor!

Xiao Yang watched Song Yan'er talking nonsense with a straight face, and he couldn't help but laugh! However, not wanting Song Yan'er to overthink it, he immediately comforted her, saying:

"Don't worry, my sister is the only one I'll ever have in this life!"

Song Yan'er:

"Of course, if you dare to have any other ideas... well, you know I have a lot of pills in my space, I don't mind using them all on you!" I'll make you unable to be a man, so you still want to have women on both sides!

Xiao Yang...

Suddenly, I remembered that I had gone to look at the cabinet where Song Yan'er kept her pills out of curiosity. Each bottle was labeled with the name of the pill: Impotence Pill, Itch Powder, and something like Laughing Pill—a bunch of bizarre names!

Song Yan'er claimed that she wanted to protect herself.

Thinking about his impotence, Xiao Yang unconsciously squeezed his legs together. Luckily, he only wanted Yan'er, otherwise he would really have to light a candle for himself.

"Don't worry, Yan'er, I won't let you have the chance to use it!"

Song Yan'er: "That would be best!"

The meal was finally over, and everyone went home. When Song Yan'er and Xiao Yang went to see Song Sanlang, Song Sanlang was happily flirting with Shen Qing, while Shen Qing, her face flushed, was dutifully wiping Song Sanlang's face!

Song Yan'er: "Oh, husband, look at how comfortable my third brother is living! Even the emperor's life isn't this good!"

"I have never been an emperor, I don't know!"

Xiao Yang answered in a very serious tone!

Song Yan'er was speechless. If you say he's not upright, when he's upright he's truly upright, but at other times, his unorthodox behavior scares her!

Uh, I'm getting ahead of myself!

Seeing Shen Qing becoming increasingly embarrassed, Song Sanlang quickly changed the subject: "Ahem, Yan'er, Xiao Yang, you're here! Come and take a look at me. I feel like I'm all better, but they all keep making me lie in bed. I feel like I'm going to get moldy!"

Song Sanlang looked at Song Yan'er as if she were his savior. It has to be said that Song Sanlang, a tough man, was extremely disgusted by the fact that she ate, drank, and relieved herself in bed every day.

Song Yan'er: "My opinion doesn't count. Let's find a doctor to take a look tomorrow!" It's probably almost healed. After all, the medicine is brewed with spiritual spring water every day, and the food is also made with spiritual spring water. Even the most serious injury can be almost healed.

Watching Shen Qing leave, Song Yan'er looked at Song Sanlang with a half-smile: "Third Brother, I reckon you're better too. Look at your complexion, you could probably have a three-hundred-round battle in the bridal chamber tonight!"

"Ahem, Yan'er, don't talk nonsense!" Xiao Yang was shocked by Song Yan'er's words. How could she say such things in front of a man?

Song Sanlang was also surprised: There is a difference between being married and not being married. Song Yan'er used to be so cute and shy. Look at her now, she can talk about the wedding night all the time!

Song Yan'er realized her mistake and quickly changed her words:

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue! I meant that Third Brother looks well and should be able to get out of bed soon!" He had forgotten that this was ancient times.

But this can't really be considered a dirty joke, right? I didn't even say anything much dirtier. You know, in my past life I grew up in a men's world, and I could tell dirty jokes better than men. This is practically kindergarten level!

Xiao Yang took Song Yan'er's hand and went back to the room, leaving Song Sanlang looking surprised. It wasn't until Shen Qing returned that Song Sanlang realized what had happened.

Watching Shen Qing bustling about, her full red lips and affectionate eyes, despite her coarse clothes, perfectly showcased her almost perfect figure, making Song Sanlang's mouth dry.

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