(1970s-80s, slapping faces, daily life, getting rich, raising kids) Wang Yuqing died from overwork and transmigrated to the late 1970s into a family of seven, becoming the family's保姆 (nanny/mai...
Chapter 34 Wang Yuqing confronts Mao Chun again.
An older woman stood up and said, "Actually, Comrade Wang Yuqing didn't share a room with Ji Laosi, nor did she sleep in the same bed, and she wasn't pregnant out of wedlock or anything like that. It's not that serious. They were already betrothed when they were young, and she had no choice. If it were me, I would also go home with Ji Laosi. People don't need to gossip about her anymore."
Half of the people began to nod in agreement.
Ji Xiaoming hugged Ji Meimei and cried his heart out: "Waaah, my mom is so pitiful. I will take good care of her from now on. If she becomes paralyzed, I will carry her on my back."
Ji Meimei asked, confused, "Second brother, why are you cursing Mom?"
Ji Daming slapped Ji Xiaoming on the head and scolded, "Don't talk nonsense!"
Lin Meili was dumbfounded and a little confused. What was going on? Shouldn't she be furious because she had touched a sore spot? And then respond incoherently? Or should she be fleeing in panic?
However, what puzzled her even more was how this silly second son, whom she had always looked down upon, could be so eloquent and had such a sharp and vicious tongue. Was he possessed by an evil spirit?
Mao Chun glanced at Lin Meili with disdain and muttered, "Idiot!" She roared at her daughters-in-law who were blocking her way, "Get out of my way!"
Liu Li said excitedly, "The real show is about to begin; the old man is going to take the lead."
Yuan Fang was initially a little discouraged, but when she saw Mao Chun stepping in, she perked up: "Wang Yuqing is no match for her, just wait and see."
Mao Chun had been observing for a long time. From the very first sentence Wang Yuqing uttered, she knew that Wang Yuqing's level was above Lin Meili's. Despite her young age, she seemed to have a lot of experience.
They were able to remain calm and composed, adapt to changing circumstances, and control the situation, steering things in their favor.
She hadn't seen such a clever swearer in many years. His swearing skills were only slightly inferior to her own. She had already decided to start with verbal combat to keep her mind clear.
When it comes to the later profanity battle, ignore her words and pretend you can't hear or see her, then unleash your own barrage of profanities.
She practices her voice by the river before dawn every day, and has developed a powerful lung capacity.
Everyone was filled with excitement. To this day, no one in the entire brigade, including the entire commune, has been able to defeat Mao Chun's iron tongue.
Mao Chun strode out with her head held high, like a proud old hen, glancing sideways at Wang Yuqing and scoffing, "What a sharp tongue..."
Chen E whispered a reminder from the side: "This old woman has a sharp tongue. She doesn't discriminate between meat and vegetables, and she can also throw tantrums. Her voice is like a cannon, and she can curse hundreds of words in one breath."
Mao Chun noticed Wang Yuqing's open mouth and immediately spoke up, interrupting her, "Oh dear, you're nothing like a new bride! This old woman has never seen such a rude and foul-mouthed person before. I've truly broadened my horizons. Not to be rude, but how could you possibly want a granddaughter-in-law like this? You'd have to treat her like royalty. Your old man would probably be turning in his grave..."
Grandma Ji remained silent.
Wang Yuqing mimicked her tone: "Oh dear, we don't need you, old hag, to worry about our family's affairs. I may be tyrannical, but you are. You bring a bunch of brats to my house to bully the old and the young, and you even bully a pig... If you want my pig, just say so. Do you need to make up an excuse?"
Mao Chun remained calm and composed, saying, "Look at what you're saying! Who wants your pig? Your family is so poor you can't even afford to eat, and you have no grain to compensate my family. Your grandmother herself said the pig was for us..."
Wang Yuqing: "Do you think everyone is blind? You sent your sons to rush into the pigsty to rob it, like bandits. Your Cao family could have just come and robbed it directly, why did you have to go through all that trouble and find an excuse to rob it? Your Cao family has ruined its reputation, what, you still want to care about your reputation? Relying on your numbers, you bully this family and that family, who doesn't know that?"
Mao Chun chuckled, "My family has a lot of people, are you envious? Have your grandma pull her son and daughter-in-law out of their coffins, and while she's at it, pull her eldest grandson out too, and call back her third grandson who married into her husband's family. That way you'll have a lot of people, and maybe you can even put up a fight against our Cao family."
Upon hearing this, Grandma Ji burst into tears.
Chen E muttered, "That old bastard is really ruthless, bringing up dead people like that."
Wang Yuqing remained calm and composed, saying, "I can handle your whole family by myself. I'm still young and can keep fighting until you and your sons are in the grave. As for your grandchildren, they're all good-for-nothings..."
Mao Chun's son and daughter-in-law were furious, but they stayed behind and didn't come forward.
Wang Yuqing glanced at them and said sarcastically, "Look at your son and daughter-in-law, they're all cowering behind you, making you, an elderly mother, stand in front of them. Unlike my grandmother, she can stand safely behind me, and I, as her junior, stand up for her..."
Mao Chun gritted her teeth, her defenses crumbling slightly, but she quickly regained her composure: "My son and daughter-in-law are not like you, with your foul mouth."
Wang Yuqing: "My grandmother is not like you, who is so old and standing in front of a group of younger people spewing nonsense. You don't act like an elder at all. My grandmother is kind and gentle. You are vicious and cruel."
Mao Chun felt that Wen Zhan had fought her to a draw, so she was going to start a swearing war. Her swearing war was invincible, and she won every battle. She had talent and experience, and with her vast vocabulary, she could come up with a different swear word every three days.
Her main strength lies in her overwhelming aura, which easily intimidates anyone; even ghosts are afraid of her.
Mao Chun stood on the stone table, hands on her hips, eyes bulging like a bull's, and unleashed a torrent of abuse: "You filthy slut, I'm giving you face, but you don't appreciate it, you insist on swearing at me! You piece of junk, dung beetle, turtle bastard, poisonous bee stinger..."
It's starting! Everyone is eagerly anticipating how Wang Yuqing will fight back.
Wang Yuqing remained calm and composed. She took a deep breath, then moved a tall chair over and nimbly jumped onto it, instantly becoming much taller than Mao Chun.
She put her hands on her hips and started cursing: "You old hag, you stinking mouth that licks the latrine, not a single one of your family members is a good person..."
Mao Chun pretended not to hear and continued her tirade. She knew that new brides cared about their reputation: "Aren't you afraid of being humiliated for miles around? Only the honest Ji family would dare to want you. Someone like you would be condemned by any family. This is the first time I've seen a woman eagerly coming to her husband's house. What's wrong? Are you thirsty? Itchy all over and want a man to scratch your itch? Why don't you wiggle your butt and make the men drool, so they'll all come and scratch your itch..."
The young women watching covered their faces in embarrassment.
The older women clicked their tongues, not daring to listen any longer.
Chen E blushed as she listened: "Tsk tsk, this shameless old man, how could he insult someone's new wife like that..."
She looked at Wang Yuqing worriedly, but Wang Yuqing didn't blush or blush at all. Her voice was louder than Mao Chun's: "You old bastard, you shameless thing, you either died on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year or on the night of the fifteenth of the first lunar month, and you even came back to life after you died, scaring your whole family to death..."
Mao Chun continued her tirade, ignoring everything else. She hadn't expected Wang Yuqing to be able to withstand such vulgar language, so she shouted and cursed even louder, trying to drown out Wang Yuqing's voice.
She unleashed a hundred words of profanity in one breath, each word filled with vulgar language, as disgusting as could be.