Chapter 25 Chapter 25 Is my roommate’s wrist so soft? ...

Lin Jianyuan skipped the subway commuting process with one click and went straight home.

It was approaching ten o'clock and the temperature was no longer as hot as it was during the day.

The residential area also became quiet, and cicadas chirped in every tree they passed by.

Stars were scattered sparsely across the night sky. Lin Jianyuan dragged his tired body upstairs and took out his key.

The key was swallowed into the keyhole smoothly.

He thought he would hear the familiar words "You're back" again, but when he opened the door, he found the room was pitch black.

Roommate not here?

Lin Jianyuan turned on the light, and the cool incandescent lamp illuminated the rental house.

The windows were not open and the air conditioner was not on, and the room felt stagnant as if it had not been ventilated all day.

Lin Jianyuan put the things he brought back on the table and went into the house to get clothes and take a shower.

The weather was too hot, so Lin Jianyuan took a cold shower.

The cold water washed away the sweat and fatigue.

Lin Jianyuan squeezed the shower gel into his palm and was rubbing it all over his body when he suddenly felt strange.

He glanced around.

The shower was small and dimly lit, and the shelf on the tiled wall was simply stocked with a large bottle of shampoo, a large bottle of shower gel, and a bar of soap.

Everything here belongs to him. He hasn't seen any of his roommate's things.

He picked up the shampoo suspiciously, weighed it, and put it back. He then picked up the shower gel and weighed it again.

The quantity seems to be the same as last time I used it.

The soap, too. It looked like it had never been used by anyone but myself.

My roommate never uses his stuff? What does he use to shower?

The more Lin Jianyuan thought about it, the stranger it seemed.

He quickly rinsed off the foam on his body, grabbed the towel and stepped out of the shower.

There was a mouthwash cup with a toothbrush in it standing alone in front of the sink.

The toothpaste has deflated and been thrown aside. It is very troublesome to squeeze it every time. It is time to buy a new one.

Lin Jianyuan noticed that his roommate's personal belongings were not on the sink. There was a washing machine and a towel rack. The only items in the bathroom were Lin Jianyuan's toiletries.

What's going on?

...Does my roommate always take things away after washing up?

This is too weird!

Lin Jianyuan was puzzled and speechless for a moment.

Forget it, don’t think about it anymore. It’s not the first day he knows that his roommate is weird.

He himself is mentally ill, so what right does he have to criticize others?

Lin Jianyuan dried his body hastily, put on his underwear, and walked out while wiping his hair.

As I came out of the bathroom, I heard a familiar voice.

"I'm back."

Lin Jianyuan paused while wiping his hair. He casually replied, "Yeah."

"What is this?" In the living room, Pink went to the dining table and her attention was attracted by the potted plants on the table.

Lin Jianyuan: "It's a company benefit. The dish you made last time was delicious, so I brought a whole pot straight from the company. Next time you make it, you can just pick fresh ones."

Fresh mint leaves should be more delicious when used in cooking?

"Ah." My roommate's tone was full of laughter. His soft intestines rolled up the potted plant, as if he was examining it with interest. "Your company's benefits are really weird."

"Well, actually it wasn't given by the company. I plucked it secretly," Lin Jianyuan said. "It was raised by a colleague in the office. I had a sudden idea to soak it in chrysanthemum and cassia seed tea, and it grew incredibly fast."

The walls of the entire company are almost covered with it. The office is about to turn into a tropical rainforest.

Roommate: "Chrysanthemum and Cassia Seed Tea?"

Lin Jianyuan: "It's a tea made with wolfberries, chrysanthemums, and cassia seeds. It's good for the eyes."

Roommate: “Oh.”

Lin Jianyuan had almost finished drying his hair and was about to go into the house when his roommate suddenly said, "Wait a minute."

Lin Jianyuan turned around and saw Changzi taking out a cell phone from his gallbladder.

Lin Jianyuan felt as if he was struck by lightning.

How can a cell phone fit in a gallbladder?

No, the point is, who the hell would put a cell phone in their gallbladder?

Roommate: "Add WeChat?"

Gu Zi held up the phone and shook it in front of him.

...My intestines are so soft.

The way the intestines held the phone and swung it back and forth looked like an anemone swaying in the deep sea. It was a really strange scene.

When Lin Jianyuan thought of the anemone in front of him... no, the intestines in front of him were not intestines but his roommate's hands, he felt even more strange.

Is my roommate's wrist so soft? It shakes so well.

Lin Jianyuan went into the house, took out his cell phone, and added him on WeChat.

My roommate's cell phone looked new, but upon closer inspection, it was an old model from several years ago.

Ding. New friend request approved.

Lin Jianyuan: "OK."

Roommate: “Are you going to bed?”

Lin Jianyuan: "Yeah, getting ready for bed. What?"

"Then go to sleep, good night." The roommate put the phone back into his gallbladder, sat at the dining table, and started playing with the potted plant.

For some reason, Yan Teng, who is so lively at work, becomes as quiet as a chicken when he gets home.

Even when Pink went underwater and poked its leaves with his duodenum, all the leaves curled up like a mimosa.

The whole potted plant was shaking like Parkinson's disease.

Lin Jianyuan looked at the potted plants and then at his roommate.

I think the roommate who used a gallbladder to store a mobile phone is more imaginative.

The air conditioner in Lin Jianyuan's room had been repaired. He walked into the room with the air conditioner on, shirtless, and felt refreshed all over. All the pores in his body opened up.

Lying comfortably on the bed, Lin Jianyuan pulled the blanket over his belly button and played Candy Crush on his phone for a while.

Tired of playing, he casually opened his circle of friends.

Pei Shuo went to play badminton tonight and posted a selfie of him and his brother with their arms around each other and smiling brightly.

Qin Shi and her best friend went out to eat a delicious meal. The accompanying pictures were nine photos of delicious food. The middle photo showed her and her best friend making a "V" sign with their hands while looking at a table full of delicious food.

Neither girl showed her face, only her fingers with neatly manicured nails were shown.

Lin Jianyuan is quite fond of this kind of fingers without manicures. The girl's fingers are slender and clean, and the nails are light pink, which makes her look healthy and energetic.

Jiang Chen forwarded: "Those born in the Year of the Monkey will have a prosperous career this month; working overtime will bring you surprises!" Stupid. Just ignore it.

It's Jiang Chen again: "Ten taboos of office feng shui, forward this and your project will be revived!" What a stupid idiot, why are you talking so much nonsense?

Jiang Chen said again: "The target performance for the second half of the year will triple! Go, go ...

Lin Jianyuan: “…”

Destroy it.

Lin Jianyuan's anger flared up again. He clicked on Jiang Chen's profile picture and blocked his friend circle.

Oh, and check out his roommate's. He still doesn't know which university his roommate is attending or what major he's studying.

Lin Jianyuan opened the chat history. His roommate's WeChat ID was XY, and his profile picture was the default gray head. It stood out among the various contact profile pictures and was very easy to recognize.

Sure enough, he has a lot of personality. Lin Jianyuan thought so and clicked on his roommate's profile picture.

There is no friend circle option.

Lin Jianyuan: “Hmm?”

Lin Jianyuan was a little confused for a moment. He swiped the screen to exit, returned to the main interface, and clicked on a random person's profile picture.

Pei Shuo's circle of friends thumbnails appeared on the screen.

Lin Jianyuan looked suspicious and clicked on his roommate's profile picture again. Still the same.

Other people's interfaces are:

【Friend Information】

【Friends’ permissions】

【Friends Circle】

And my roommates are only the two above.

There is no option called [Friends Circle]!

Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a second before he reacted.

His roommate blocked him.

His roommate added him on WeChat, but didn’t give him access to Moments.

So he can't see his roommate's circle of friends.

...Shit. Is that really necessary? Are we just going to be on guard against him like that?

What's wrong? Does his roommate think that he has bad intentions towards him or does he think that he is annoying?

Lin Jianyuan felt very angry for a moment, and also felt that he was stupid for bringing the potted plants back with him.

late at night.

Lin Jianyuan had already turned off the lights, and only the signal light on the air conditioner was still on in the room.

Moonlight crept up from the window, gently illuminating his sleeping face.

He slept with his arms and legs spread out, wearing only a pair of briefs with most of his body exposed, with only a corner of the thin quilt covering his belly button.

The flesh-red shadow arrived as expected and climbed onto Lin Jianyuan's bed with ease.

Pinching music: “.”

Little Stone: “.”

With a "Awu", the giant python-like bloody mouth swallowed Lin Jianyuan's head directly.

The teeth are carefully retracted and the digestive system happily begins its nightly meal.

Lin Jianyuan was in good shape and spirits today. The negative emotions in his mind burst out like a geyser, and his resentment was so great that he wanted to slap any passing dog.

The throat surged, and the digestive system sighed with pleasure from deep within the esophagus.

It really is getting better and better. It's so delicious, and the quantity is large and sufficient. The most important thing is that you don't have to bother looking for it. You can just eat it when you walk into the house every night.

So comfortable.

"Hmm... Hmm..." The digestive system enjoyed eating, so much so that the duodenum began to shake.

"Is it so delicious that you're stamping your feet?" Little Stone asked quietly.

Nie Nie Le Rui commented: "Just eat it, why are you making such obscene noises? Pervert!"

Little Stone: "Keep your voice down. That person is from the [Evil Domain]. Don't let him hear you..."

Fortunately, the digestive system was immersed in the joy of eating and did not care about the two little toys chirping in front of it in the corner.

I don’t know why today, but I feel that Lin Jianyuan is in a particularly negative mood.

The digestive system swallowed with a gurgling sound, and large mouthfuls of rich emotions flowed through the esophagus like sticky honey and poured into the stomach.

The gallbladder and pancreas are softly stuck together, and the coiled intestines are constantly wriggling.

Only the duodenum was sticking up and swaying like a little tail.

I'm sleepy.

It rarely feels sleepy. Maybe it ate too much today.

Just like humans. What's that called? Food cravings.

Hahaha——

It yawned, smacked its lips a few times, and finally spat out the delicious lollipop with a reluctant look.

Sleepy.

The digestive system lay directly on Lin Jianyuan.

The soft and tender liver pressed against Lin Jianyuan's chest, and the winding intestines burrowed into the quilt, sticking close to the warm human internal organs through the thin abdominal muscles.

This can be considered as a small subsidy for Lollipop.

When the weather is hot, Lin Jianyuan likes to hold it while sleeping.

"Haa——" The digestive system yawned again, and the soft and slender esophagus slowly stretched and wrapped around Lin Jianyuan's neck in circles.

The human Adam's apple is like a small lollipop. Just when it wanted to fall asleep peacefully with the lollipop in its mouth, Lin Jianyuan suddenly pushed it away!

Digestive system: “?”

Little Stone: "Hey! Awake?"

Nie Nie Le: "It seems not? Not sure, let's take a look."

The digestive system was also uncertain, so it took a closer look. It saw that Lin Jianyuan still had his eyes tightly closed, his brows slightly furrowed, and his hands were randomly pushing it out of the bed.

Lin Jianyuan's breathing was even and his heart rate was steady, and he didn't look like he was awake.

But, he just kept pushing it out. After pushing it out, he turned over and faced it with his back.

He looked as if he was disgusted and didn't want to touch it again.

Digestive system: "."

The digestive system sat in the corner of the bed, motionless and lifeless, like a veritable pile of sewage.

Little Stone: "Hey! The Evil Realm is angry?!"

Nienilele: "It's over, it's over. Silence is the sign before the storm..."

Nienile and Xiao Shitou huddled together, trembling.

Sure enough, the next second, the silent digestive system suddenly erupted, and the intestines were pulled down like a vine!

The blow was fast and heavy, making a sound of breaking through the air. However, the direction of the whipping of the intestines was not Lin Jianyuan, but——

Air conditioner on the wall?!

Nienile and Xiao Shitou were stunned.

What shocked them even more was yet to come - the blow to the digestive system could have directly smashed the air conditioner, but it didn't!

The intestine stopped when it was 1 mm away from the air conditioner main unit!

The cold wind was blowing, and the air conditioner, unaware that it was almost scrapped, was still diligently sweeping the air up and down.

Little Stone: "What's going on?"

Nienilele: "How should I know... What the hell Lin Jianyuan?!"

Little Shitou was startled and hurried to see Lin Jianyuan.

It thought Lin Jianyuan had woken up, but it didn't expect the scene in front of it to be even more terrifying than this.

Lin Jianyuan turned over and his arm just touched the liver of the digestive system.

Perhaps because he felt cold, Lin Jianyuan frowned in his sleep and retracted his arms.

However, this time he did not push his digestive system out in disgust.

Instead, he pulled the quilt.

The thin quilt was grabbed, and Lin Jianyuan pulled the quilt to cover half of the digestive system organs.

His arms rested on the liver and pancreas of the digestive system, and his thighs crossed over to press on the coiled mass of intestines.

The soft intestines were still moving slowly, but the cold mucous membrane seemed to have frozen him again.

So he hooked his ankle.

Then he pulled another blanket over to cover the entire digestive system.

Lin Jianyuan remained soundly asleep throughout the entire process.

Just like that, he held the digestive system in his arms in his sleep and covered them both with the quilt.

Digestive system: "."

Nie Nie Le & Little Stone: “…………”

The pink intestines hovering 1mm away from the air conditioner main unit slowly retreated back into the quilt.

S-level heresy [Evil Domain].

Just like that, I was coaxed into submission by a blanket.

Little Stone: "Something's wrong."

Nie Nie Le: “Something’s wrong!”

The S-class heretics don't care what the A-class trash are talking about.

Being in a good mood, it decided to celebrate by taking two more bites.

The soft and cold esophagus once again wrapped around Lin Jianyuan's throat.

This time, no matter how Lin Jianyuan resisted and pushed, it did not let go.

"Hmm..." Lin Jianyuan, feeling uncomfortable in his sleep, could only frown, his Adam's apple rolling slightly.

A delicious little lollipop slides across the tip of your tongue.

My digestive system feels like my mucous membranes are getting goose bumps.

The experience was so wonderful that the digestive system couldn't help but take the small lollipop into its mouth and suck it with relish.

Sucking and sucking. Suddenly.

Click.

Stop eating.

Nie Nie Le: "Why do I feel like I've seen this scene before?"

Little Stone: "Don't say that, I also..."

The two decompression toys looked at the bedside anxiously, only to see the erotic heretic who was sucking on the human Adam's apple slowly raising his throat.

The human's Adam's apple, which had turned red from being sucked, was wet with digestive fluid, and his neck and chin were shiny.

The more the two decompression toys looked at the scene, the more familiar it seemed to them.

Sure enough, the next second, the digestive system opened its mouth wide and pushed the intestines into its throat.

Dig and dig, dig and dig.

He took out a black crystal from his throat.

Digestive system: "..."

Nie Nie Le & Little Stone: "..."

The digestive system is silent.

The digestive system stares at the crystals.

The digestive system decisively throws away the crystals.

Keep licking the lollipop.

A few seconds later. Click.

Turn around and spit it out.

A few seconds later, another click.

Digestive system: “………………”

Nienile & Little Stone: “…” Dare not speak!

The digestive system, whose eating was repeatedly interrupted, was really angry this time.

It angrily picked up the black crystals that it had spat out and threw them into its mouth, chewing them with a crunch as if to vent its anger.

Chew the black crystals thoroughly! Chew them up!

The digestive system finally turned its "head" and "stared" in disbelief at the man who was sleeping soundly with most of his organs in his arms.

"Friends Zone?!"

...Your human world is so complicated!

Digestive System: (annoyed) Another phone! Another WeChat account! Adding someone isn't enough, I need to open a Moments!

So annoying!