Chapter 54 Chapter 54 You love me so much (13w nutrient solution plus more...

Lin Jianyuan sat at home, looking at his roommate across the dining table with an indescribable expression.

Pink went into the water leisurely.

He even took out a cell phone from his gallbladder, and his tiny appendix swung like a cat's tail.

drop.

The base station receives the task.

The sweeping and mopping robot sets off.

Lin Jianyuan: “…”

There was a dark red outside the window.

The flesh-red shadow rolled like a surging wave. Something kept attacking from outside, as if trying to break through the flesh wave.

But it's like a stupid pigeon hitting the transparent window glass.

Besides falling down with a thud, the wings will also be broken.

Lin Jianyuan: “.”

Buzz buzz buzz.

The sweeping and mopping robot crawled onto the dining table.

Buzz.

The sweeping and mopping robot hit Lin Jianyuan's foot.

It was clearly his foot that was hit, but Lin Jianyuan felt like his head was also hit.

I suddenly remembered the scene in the mall just now.

...It's too violent.

It was the first time that Lin Jianyuan realized that pink girls could be so violent when they beat people up.

That scene, simply!

Crows take a plane!

Tornado destroys parking lot!

Destroy with overwhelming force!

Invincible!

Everyone here is garbage!

...Is this what they mean by "the pinker the intestines, the harder the hit"?

The entire battle lasted about five seconds.

This made Lin Jianyuan, who had solemnly yelled, "Wife, you run first and I'll cover you," look like a fool.

Lin Jianyuan recalled the scene where he stood in front of the escape passage in a daze.

I started to feel embarrassed again and my face turned sore.

Otherwise, why do people say that Pink gets along well with him?

Pink went into the water and now she had the same idea as him.

Pink went into the water and said, "You were running so fast just now."

Lin Jianyuan: “…”

Pink goes into the water: "It pulls me out 6 meters in one second."

Lin Jianyuan: "...Shut up!"

Pink goes into the water: "I really love you now."

Lin Jianyuan: “………………”

Lin Jianyuan's mood was complicated and difficult to describe in words.

When I looked up, I saw Pinky going into the water with a smile on her face.

Lin Jianyuan couldn't stand it anymore and shouted angrily, "Laugh! You're still laughing! Your entire facial features are just a mouth, and you're still laughing!!!"

Pink goes into the water: "I like you so much."

Lin Jianyuan was stunned.

Pink lifted a piece of her intestines and held her chin in her hand, smiling at him across the table.

Pink goes into the water: "I like you so much."

Lin Jianyuan blushed and said speechlessly, "Stop talking."

Pinky curled her lips and said, "I like you more and more."

Lin Jianyuan was furious: "Stop talking!!!"

Pink went into the water and couldn't stop laughing.

Lin Jianyuan was truly furious. He slammed the table and stood up, angrily barking, "That's enough! How can you be such a jerk! How can I date someone like that?!"

Pink goes into the water: "You've already talked about it!"

Lin Jianyuan said angrily: "I thought I was sick!"

Pink went into the water with a curved mouth: "I don't care."

Lin Jianyuan was furious: "How could you just ignore it?!"

Pink went into the water confidently: "You were the one who asked me to be your wife. I confirmed it again and again when you asked. It was you who wanted it."

Lin Jianyuan couldn't believe it: "I thought you were a human!"

Pink went into the water: "Then I don't care."

Lin Jianyuan collapsed: "How can you just ignore it..."

Pink goes into the water: "You are the one who asked me to be your wife."

OK. Back around.

How come this pink water can be as round as his water? ! !

Lin Jianyuan was angry, had no place to vent, and felt powerless.

I had to sit down depressed.

Buzz buzz buzz.

The sweeping and mopping robot finished cleaning and crawled out from under the dining table.

The floor tiles under the dining table became blingbling.

Outside the window, huge flesh-red waves were still rolling.

The Administration's team is still bombarding.

It doesn't matter.

Not a single bullet could penetrate.

They were all blocked by the waves of flesh, making crackling sounds like diarrhea.

funny.

Lin Jianyuan slumped in his chair with a dejected look on his face.

The more I think about it, the funnier it gets.

Lin Jianyuan looked at the pink woman in front of him and remembered that she was his wife.

Even more desperate.

Pink went under the water but said nothing and didn't want to take responsibility.

Just "looking" at him and smiling.

The appendix is ​​still shaking like a little tail.

Lin Jianyuan couldn't stand it anymore. He jumped up, ran from one end of the table to the other, grabbed the pink esophagus and shook it wildly.

"Stop laughing! What do you say we should do now? What should we do?!"

Pink went into the water and was shaken wildly by him.

A pink burp came out with a gurgling sound.

Pink went into the water: "Hahaha."

Lin Jianyuan: “.”

Pink went into the water and couldn't stop laughing: "Hahahahahaha!"

Lin Jianyuan was completely speechless now.

Pink went into the water and laughed so hard that her heart was shaking.

A mass of warm, soft intestines came over and hugged him.

My roommate said with a smile, feeling proud and happy: "I love you so much. You love me so much too."

Lin Jianyuan rolled his eyes.

A perfunctory "Hmmmm."

It felt strange to be hugged by a giant ball of intestines.

Although it’s not the first time I hugged her.

But it’s really strange once you find out that intestines are really intestines.

But what else can we do?

Lin Jianyuan turned his head and looked at his roommate who was standing right next to him.

The warm and soft throat, like some kind of well-fed reptile, pressed affectionately against his cheek.

Rub. Rub.

He likes to act like a spoiled child. He really likes to act like a spoiled child.

Why does she like to act like a spoiled child even though she's going into the water?

How could there be someone who likes to act like a spoiled child so much?

Ugh. I can't stand it anymore.

never mind.

Just forget it.

Lin Jianyuan sighed deeply and reached out helplessly.

Hold that warm pink ball and go into the water.

The corners of my roommate's mouth curled up even higher.

Come over and kiss him on the eye.

Kiss him on the tip of his nose.

Kiss him on the lips.

Kiss again.

Lin Jianyuan: “…”

Ahhhh! I can’t stand it anymore!!!

How could there be something so cute and adorable? Let’s get in the water!

Never mind!

I don’t care if it goes into the water!

Once we kiss, she’s my wife!

mine!

My wife!!!

Fuck everything else!!!

They hugged and kissed each other for a long time.

Now it’s really “one person, one intestine”.

Lin Jianyuan accepted this fact helplessly.

"So I'm definitely not a psychopath? These people, like you, are all so-called heretics?"

Lin Jianyuan lined up the little toys on the dining table.

"Yeah." The roommate leaned against Lin Jianyuan, his appendix wiggling. "They're all A-grade trash."

Ever since they teleported back home from the mall, the roommate's tail hasn't stopped wagging.

——Damn! If he had known his wife could teleport, why would he have to squeeze into the subway every day?

What a loss!

The Time Thief, the Stumbling Block, the Shadow Eater, and the Mouth of the Abyss trembled in fear.

Only S-class can call A-class trash.

But that's S-level, what else can they do but endure it.

Lin Jianyuan: "No wonder they tremble when they see you. It turns out they are afraid."

"How could that be?" the roommate was surprised. "I'm not fierce."

Time Thief, Stumbling Block, Shadow Devourer, and Mouth of the Abyss: "..."

I continued to tremble with anger and aggrievedness!

"So what should we do next?" Lin Jianyuan said, "Let's think about it."

"Okay." The roommate wrapped the twisted intestines around his waist.

Like an unruly little snake.

Still drilling in!

Lin Jianyuan calmly pinched the warm and soft piece of intestine between two fingers and pulled it out from his waistband like a belt.

"Now the management bureau has assembled an army of 100,000 to attack our old and dilapidated houses outside." Lin Jianyuan said.

Roommate: “Not 100,000.”

Lin Jianyuan: "I'm just speaking metaphorically."

"At most fifteen hundred." The roommate tilted his head, as if sensing something from somewhere, "There's another five hundred on the way. Five kilometers away. There's a bit of a traffic jam."

"Great, it's an integer. We are saved." Lin Jianyuan said expressionlessly.

"We are saved!" The roommate laughed and hugged him and kissed him.

Then said, "They can't get in."

Lin Jianyuan sighed: "But we can't get out either."

Roommate: “Then at home.”

Lin Jianyuan: "I'll be hungry."

Roommate: "I can sneak out and buy groceries."

Lin Jianyuan: “…”

Lin Jianyuan imagined a piece of intestine bargaining with a vendor in the vegetable market.

I can't stand it anymore. Finally I burst into laughter.

He laughed for a second, then stopped with restraint.

Lin Jianyuan said coldly, "This won't work. I can't stay here forever. I'll suffocate... Wait, when we were playing basketball before?"

My roommate got it right away: "Ah, when it rained?"

Lin Jianyuan: "...Okay, no need to continue."

Lin Jianyuan's expression gradually turned ugly.

He just knew it!

When playing basketball that time, it was raining heavily outside, but he didn't get wet at all!

He walked home through a soft pink passage!

What exactly a channel is is self-evident!

Ahhhhhh!

Help!!!

"What are you doing?" The roommate couldn't stop laughing again, his liver and gallbladder leaning against his arm, trembling. "Do you dislike me?"

"...I just feel like I might as well be a psychopath." Lin Jianyuan said in despair.

"Hahahahahaha!" The roommate started to act crazy again.

As he trembled, Lin Jianyuan's shoulders also began to tremble.

Lin Jianyuan endured for a while but couldn't bear it anymore.

I started laughing with my roommates. We were all laughing.

"Alright, stop laughing and be serious! We're still under siege!"

Lin Jianyuan quickly restrained himself again.

After all, as a mature office worker, he still understands priorities better than his wife.

"Oh. What should we do then?" The roommate's tone also became a little serious.

The little tail of the appendix is ​​still wiggling.

Like an annoying cat's tail.

It's so annoying that I can't help but watch it.

Lin Jianyuan grabbed the tail and ordered, "Don't shake it."

The roommate didn't answer, but just kept smiling.

The little tail twisted and turned in his palm.

...The result is that there is no way to have a good discussion.

There was no point in being serious. There was no point in discussing tactics or strategy.

Maybe it’s mainly because my wife is too awesome.

After all, it's S-level.

It seems to be at the top level, so the management bureau can't get in from outside...

Puff, puff, puff, the shells hit my wife's barrier, just like the pea shooters given away for free at the beginning of the game.

In short, it seems that it will take at least 100,000 years to break my wife's defense.

But they couldn't get out either.

Each of them hugged each other, kissed each other affectionately, and was very affectionate.

After a long discussion, we finally decided:

Now that things have come to this, let’s eat first.

See what's in the fridge.