Li Lechen simply had a dream, and surprisingly, he connected with the world two thousand years in the future.
Do you think two thousand years later is the apocalypse? Obviously not!
Med...
The sales assistant pretended not to notice Li Lechen's inner grumbling and continued to explain: "Upgrading is the best way to earn mall points. You get 5 points starting from level 3, 8 points for level 4, 13 points for level 5, and so on."
"......"
Li Lechen isn't good at math, but judging from the given conditions, it shouldn't be possible to deduce this from the same logic.
By the same token, shouldn't such a thing be obvious at a glance?
Okay, let's continue listening.
"In addition, you can earn mall points by liking my posts. You can get one mall point for every five likes I give you."
This is truly a painful way to earn points.
Li Lechen didn't want to give this noisy salesperson a thumbs up.
"I mentioned this to you last time when you were shopping. You didn't have any testicular pain then, which proves that liking the post wasn't the cause of your testicular pain. I suggest you go to the hospital for a checkup after you reach level 5 and buy a green channel card, which will give you a 20% discount on testicles."
Holy crap! You can replace a broken testicle?!
Now I can really replace them every three years, and then I can confidently tell my girlfriend who's suffering from period cramps: "In a few months I'm going to have my testicles replaced, and it really hurts, just thinking about it makes my legs go weak..."
Are there other ways to earn points, such as buying them with real money?
Li Lechen asked directly.
He's not short of money now, he has over four million in hand, so he doesn't believe that mall points are that expensive.
"I'm sorry, but to ensure the order of transactions, the buying and selling of mall points is strictly prohibited. However, if your private shop is officially certified and enters the official sales channels, you will receive 1 mall point for every product sold."
Wow! This sounds amazing.
"Although you can open a private shop once you reach level four, you need to sell 5 million Sunshine Coins and be recommended by a permanent resident of the safe zone before the shop can be officially certified. Don't even think about it in the short term. It's more realistic to give me a thumbs up."
Give this noisy sales assistant a thumbs up?
Li Lechen said that it was impossible for him to give a thumbs up; he would never give this sales assistant a thumbs up in his life.
"This concludes our service. Please accept our deepest condolences."
What? !
Li Lechen didn't hear clearly for a moment, and only saw that the sales assistant's image had disappeared.
Sure enough, they change their minds faster than turning the pages of a book.
I was originally planning to visit some private shops again, but considering that I still had some troublesome things to deal with, plus the "scare tactics" from the sales assistant, who said that privately sold items had a 67.5% chance of causing problems during use and a 12.36% fatality rate, I decided that while I couldn't completely ignore them, I couldn't completely disregard them either.
Just to be on the safe side, I exited the online store first.
The personal information list remains unchanged, except that the mall points have been cleared.
Clicking on his personal items, Li Lechen selected "Invisible Coating" and clicked to claim one. Compared to the 7D printing pen, which had encountered bottlenecks in comparative experiments, the newly acquired product was much more appealing.
The so-called invisible paint truly lives up to its name. The actual product is a jar about 20 centimeters in diameter and 30 centimeters in height, along with a brush.
Paint, that's all.
The lid on the jar is very easy to open; you can just lift it off gently.
The jar appeared to be completely empty at first glance.
However, it is clear that this place is not empty.
Just as I was about to poke it with the brush in my hand to test it, a voice rang in my ear:
"Dear customer, you should summon me before using any items from the store. If problems arise due to improper use, who will be responsible, you or me?"
These words came out suddenly just as Li Lechen was about to do something, which really startled him.
Then it dawned on me that this must have been that aloof after-sales customer service representative, specifically there to explain the product.
But isn't after-sales service something you only respond to when you call on it? And then you answer whatever you ask, but not even every single question.
Otherwise, how could she be so aloof?
"I'm really angry at people like you who spend a lot of money on items from the store but don't even bother to use them properly. Does having money give you the right to waste things? Does having money mean you can..."
"stop!"
Li Lechen immediately stopped the after-sales service representative: "Why are you meddling so much? If you're willing to explain, then explain how to use this thing. If you're not willing to explain, I'll figure it out myself!"
"The invisible coating, produced by a company that can handle everything at once, is safe, non-toxic, and even edible. Each can of coating can cover approximately one square meter. Please be sure to use the dedicated coating brush and apply it evenly to the object to be invisible, working from top to bottom and left to right. The application process must be completed in one stroke; otherwise, the invisibility will fail. If there are gaps, you can simply fold back and apply more coating without needing to re-dip the paint. After applying the invisible coating, the item will be completely invisible to others, but will leave a discernible outline for the person who applied it, making it easy to retrieve. When you no longer need to keep the object invisible, use the restoration agent, using the same method as above."
"Okay, I understand."
The overall usage method was within Li Lechen's expectations. Even without this explanation, the general operation would not be wrong.
Now, we should find something to test it out.
The apple that already had several holes poked in it became Li Lechen's first choice.
That's right. If things like apples can become invisible, then other things like cups, notebooks, tables, and knives are definitely not a problem.
According to the after-sales service, I used a special brush to reach into the jar that looked like it was empty, and immediately felt a counterforce.
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