Li Lechen simply had a dream, and surprisingly, he connected with the world two thousand years in the future.
Do you think two thousand years later is the apocalypse? Obviously not!
Med...
"Whoosh—"
"Whoosh—"
Li Lechen vaguely heard the sound of flushing water several times, turned over and continued to sleep.
The bed creaked and groaned, which made Li Lechen realize, even though he wasn't fully awake, that he was in his dormitory.
Finally, I'm living in a dormitory.
Finally, I'm fucking free.
What a beautiful afternoon, an afternoon where you can take a nap until the sun goes down.
"Ouch~~~"
A soft gasp came from the other side, from the direction of the bed where Lin Kun was sleeping.
Li Lechen was much more awake and leaned forward to ask, "What's wrong?"
"I have a bit of an upset stomach."
Lin Kun's voice was soft and sounded very weak.
"Ouch!!!"
Another shout came from the toilet.
"Who's inside?" Li Lechen asked Lin Kun.
"I can't take it anymore, I need to go to the toilet too..." Lin Kun suddenly said, then dragged his already uncomfortable body and started to climb off the bed.
Seeing that Lin Kun was not in a good condition, Li Lechen quickly got out of bed to help him.
"I must have eaten something bad!" Lin Kun asserted.
Then he started knocking on the toilet door: "Luo Li, I need to use the toilet too, come out quickly..."
I was in a real hurry, because I felt like an overwhelming tidal wave was about to hit me. But I had no strength at all; my voice and the way I knocked on the door were weak and feeble.
In fact, Luo Li, who was squatting inside, was even more limp at this moment. If it weren't for his remaining willpower supporting him, he would have already plopped down into the squat toilet.
Speaking of squatting, it's truly an anti-human existence, especially for men. Even someone like Luo Li, who can do ten squats without getting out of breath, will feel dizzy, lightheaded, and have leg cramps after just one big squat. He'll need crutches after standing up and taking a few steps.
What's more, this afternoon, about half an hour ago my stomach started churning violently, and since then I've practically been squatting in the toilet without leaving. My stool is completely loose, but I still can't stop the urge to go. It's as if as soon as I get off the toilet and pull up my pants, this gushing out will come right away.
Helpless, I could only rinse the water over and over again, squatting down round after round.
But now, Lin Kun is also unable to continue.
After watching for a while, Li Lechen roughly understood the situation, so he said to Lin Kun, "Why don't you go to the public toilet downstairs? I don't think Luo Li can come out for the time being."
Faced with this situation, although Lin Kun was a million times unwilling to go to a public toilet to have diarrhea, he still had no choice but to confront it. Dejected, he grabbed a freshly opened pack of tissues and rushed downstairs.
"Luo Li, are you alright? Should I go call the school doctor?" Li Lechen stood outside the door, and could tell Luo Li's helplessness and sorrow just from the occasional sound of water being flushed.
Regular diarrhea is nothing to worry about; sometimes it can even cleanse the intestines. But diarrhea like this could be a sign of enteritis or even food poisoning.
Luo Li tried to hold on, feeling ashamed to go to the infirmary for diarrhea, but he simply couldn't take it anymore. The feeling of being completely drained is like this—diarrhea so bad it feels like your intestines are about to spill out.
So he nodded and nodded, which was considered as agreeing to Li Lechen's suggestion.
"I'm going to the infirmary now. Call me if you need anything!"
Luo Li struggled to look up at his phone on the sink. He usually spent all his time on his phone, but now he didn't even have the strength to hold it.
Before leaving the dormitory, Li Lechen glanced at Luo Li's desk and saw that only the packaging bags and chicken bones remained of the two packets of braised chicken wings, and the two cups of fruit juice were almost empty.
Could it be...?
So I picked up one of the chicken wing packages to take a look.
"My dear master, please stop!"
Suddenly, a gentle voice rang in his ear. This time, Li Lechen was slightly startled.
"I'm sorry, Master. Because you were a bit distracted just now, I didn't catch the fact that you were about to come into contact with the toxic substance. I'm sorry for startling you."
The one speaking is naturally the intelligent assistant.
But what exactly is this "toxic substance"?
"This packaging contains a high concentration of isoamyl acetate. Of course, just touching it will not cause serious consequences, but for your safety and health, we do not recommend that you come into contact with it."
"Hmm? What is isoamyl acetate? It sounds impressive!"
However, while longer chemical formulas sound impressive, they might just be ordinary things in reality.
"Isoamyl acetate can dissolve grease, is flammable, and highly toxic. It can damage human skin, throat, bronchi, and even the nervous system. Small amounts of contact will not have any effect, but it is still recommended that you avoid contact as much as possible."
"Na Luoli and Lin Kun have diarrhea..."
"Isoamyl acetate will not cause you diarrhea. Diarrhea is caused by Salmonella, Shigella, and Staphylococcus aureus in food. However, it is not enough to accurately determine all the species and quantities of bacteria just from food residue."
Wait a moment!
The packaging bag contained a high concentration of substances that can dissolve oil... There are so many pathogens in the food...
Damn braised chicken wings!
Without further delay, I ran all the way to the infirmary.
Medical room.
The usually idle old doctors and young nurses are now overwhelmed with work.
"What's wrong with you?" the old doctor asked a young man.
"My stomach hurts, my abdomen hurts, my head is throbbing, I have difficulty breathing, I feel uncomfortable all over..."
"I can't show it to you if you say that."
...
"Ugh—ugh—"
A girl, who was at the back of the line, was sitting weakly on a bench, hugging a trash can and retching violently.
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