Two Thousand Years of Future Live Broadcast

Li Lechen simply had a dream, and surprisingly, he connected with the world two thousand years in the future.

Do you think two thousand years later is the apocalypse? Obviously not!

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Chapter 7: The viral internet hit "Two Tigers"

There is an "Exit Live Stream" button in the upper right corner of the screen.

Clicking the "Exit Live Stream" button returns the screen to the main interface of the live streaming platform.

Of course, after Li Lechen ended the live stream without saying a word, the group of enthusiastic viewers were stunned. They left messages one after another, some criticizing the streamer for being unprofessional, some admiring the streamer's "personality", and many more expressing their reluctance to part. In short, the discussion was far from over.

Li Lechen, however, was completely indifferent to this.

The main interface has three sections, but two of them are grayed out. Clicking on the most recent grayed-out section prompts that you do not have enough level information.

So Li Lechen could only click on the only lit section, named "Newbie Zone".

Upon entering the beginner's area, you can directly see all the live stream rooms, all of which are currently broadcasting. I counted, there are 10 per page, and only 3 pages, meaning there are currently only 30 live stream rooms broadcasting.

However, Li Lechen suspected that his level was not high enough, which was why he could only see a few live streams at the moment.

Sure enough, after scrolling to the end and down further, a message appeared saying, "Your current level is not high enough; only 30 live streams are displayed."

So Li Lechen flipped back to the previous page and selected the most popular live stream, "Dreamland," and clicked in. The live stream currently had [number missing] viewers, comparable to popular streamers on major live streaming platforms. It seemed this shabby live streaming platform didn't have much traffic.

"puff--"

Please forgive Li Lechen for spitting blood the moment he entered the live stream; it wasn't because he was amazed, but because he was terrified.

Do you know what vitiligo looks like? It's irregular patches of white spots on the face and body. However, the woman in this live stream has patches of red spots all over her body.

Holy crap! This is supposed to be a dream world? Li Lechen begs to gouge out his own eyes.

"Thank you everyone for the flowers, and thank you to 'Love You Ten Thousand Years' for the 200 Sunshine Coins donation. Now, I'll sing 'Two Tigers' for you all."

The host's voice is so beautiful, I'm completely captivated.

The streamer is also very beautiful; I can't take my eyes off her!

My favorite song is "Two Tigers".

[My favorite too]

[Essential tracks for repeat listening, timeless classics]

[Anything the streamer sings is good]

If a streamer sings well, they'll receive plenty of tips.

Normally, Li Lechen wouldn't have been able to stand the streamer for even a minute after seeing what he looked like, but now he's become curious.

"Two Tigers"? Is that the "Two Tigers" with the lyrics "Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast"? Are the audience all adults?

No, Li Lechen felt uneasy if he wasn't sure if the streamer was actually singing the "Two Tigers" he thought it was.

So, amidst a barrage of comments, flowers, and donations, this "Venus" streamer (please forgive Li Lechen for calling this female streamer this way) began her performance.

"Two old men, two old men, prying and prying, prying and prying, not a single one is rigorous, not a single one is a hundred, how strange, how strange!"

"Holy shit!" Li Lechen immediately cursed at the screen. Aside from the last two sentences, was there any pitch accuracy at all?!

Other people charge money for singing, but this guy's singing is absolutely deadly!

Fortunately, Li Lechen only shouted at the air and did not enter any comments in the live chat; otherwise, he would have been drowned in the spittle of more than 70,000 viewers.

Because when this "Viagra" streamer finished singing "Two Tigers" with great enthusiasm, off-key singing, and unclear pronunciation, the screen was filled with "666", various flowers, tips, and exclamations, as if they had truly enjoyed a musical feast.

Well! Anyway, Li Lechen felt he couldn't accept it and there was nothing to linger in this live stream, so he left.

However, Li Lechen had gained some experience from this experience. What seemed ordinary to him was considered divine in the world or era on the other side of the screen, like air, water, bread, and even songs. Conversely, what seemed simple to them became like superpowers to him.

Following this line of thought, Li Lechen began looking for live streams with the fewest viewers, because the fewer people watching, the less market there was for that thing, and it might be more interesting to watch.

Finally, I selected a live stream room called "XiXi Fitness Center," which was currently streaming with one viewer.

There was only one audience member. So, Li Lechen went in and became the second person next to him.

"Welcome to XiXi's live stream, boy who chases the wind."

Because there were few people, Li Lechen's arrival was immediately welcomed by the streamer.

Perhaps his expectations were a bit too high. When Li Lechen entered, he found that the live stream was deserted, and there was a reason for that: a girl inside was currently live streaming what appeared to be…

Broadcast gymnastics?!

Please forgive Li Lechen for only considering it as radio calisthenics, and a very simple cool-down exercise at that, which is to take deep breaths, bend your legs, straighten them, raise your arms, and lower them, and then repeat.

Although this girl's skin was also freckled, fortunately she was wearing a tight-fitting yoga-like outfit that covered her from neck to ankle. With the help of her long hair, she not only didn't have the terrifying "redness" look she had in the previous live stream, but it also accentuated her great figure.

So Li Lechen, who originally wanted to quit, actually took a few serious looks.

Take a deep breath, bend your legs, straighten them, raise your arms, and lower them. With just a few simple movements, you can quickly memorize them.

However, I still have to complain a bit. If you compare this female anchor's voice to the previous one, the tone-deaf one actually sounds quite nice.

Just then, the voice of security guard Zhang came from downstairs: "Li Lechen, there's a package for your family!"

The package must be the local specialties sent by my uncle before my mom left. Oh well! More manual labor. Moving it from the first floor to the sixth floor. If my uncle is too kind and sends over a hundred pounds of sweet potatoes or potatoes, my back will probably break.

But there's no other way; I can't just leave it downstairs.

So they went downstairs.

Fortunately, there was no live stream, so Li Lechen didn't have to awkwardly watch those guys from who-knows-where exclaim in amazement.

Sure enough, after seeing Li Lechen come downstairs, security guard Zhang glanced at the large bag of sweet potatoes, compared it to the slightly thin Li Lechen, and gave him a bitter smile.

Dear classmate, you've worked hard.

"How about we move it in several trips?" security guard Zhang suggested.

He would absolutely not suggest helping with the moving himself, because he had already helped carry it from the front door to the apartment building, and going back upstairs would be a nightmare.

Of course, if this whole sack were converted into cash, there wouldn't be a problem. Even a beautiful woman, driven by lust, could carry it upstairs. But the problem is, it really is just a sack of sweet potatoes.