Li Lechen simply had a dream, and surprisingly, he connected with the world two thousand years in the future.
Do you think two thousand years later is the apocalypse? Obviously not!
Med...
Li Lechen continued to wait, because he really wanted to know why a simple set of movements—deep breathing, bending his legs, straightening them, raising his arms, and lowering them—could increase his strength by nearly tenfold. Clearly, the only answer to this question could be found in the female anchor.
Just then, there was a knock on the door, followed by Wang Dazhuang's voice: "Li Lechen, open the door, it's me, Dazhuang!"
Uh! This is the first time Wang Dazhuang has openly knocked on his own door and even given his name. Isn't he afraid of attracting his mother's attention?
At least, Wang Dazhuang used to come quietly, carrying a USB drive, and then leave quietly, leaving behind countless tissues.
After only a few seconds of hesitation, the knocking grew louder, and Wang Dazhuang became even more impatient and unafraid of being discovered: "Open the door, Li Lechen! Hurry up!"
Li Lechen quickly turned off the live stream and went to open the door for Wang Dazhuang.
"Didn't you just say that yesterday? Why are you here again today?!" As soon as the door opened, Li Lechen rolled his eyes at Wang Dazhuang.
Unlike before, when Wang Dazhuang would sneak over and immediately rush to close the curtains every time he came over, this time Wang Dazhuang standing at the door made Li Lechen suspect that he was possessed by someone else.
He stood there arrogantly at the door, still holding that plastic bag full of summer homework. Actually, there was also a 16g USB drive in that bag.
Today's Wang Dazhuang is really different; he's quite arrogant, acting as if he's genuinely imparting knowledge and resolving doubts.
Ha!
Wang Dazhuang can read books, and the sow can climb trees.
Wang Dazhuang remained arrogant and brandished his trump card: "My mom sent me here. She told me to stay a little longer, even overnight, so I can learn a lot from you."
Upon hearing this, Li Lechen immediately understood what had happened. It must have been tough for Grandpa Chen to faint for so long.
Well, it's better to be open and honest than to sneak around.
"There's a pack of tissues in the desk drawer, don't spill it on the floor!" Li Lechen instructed with a disdainful look.
Upon hearing this, Wang Dazhuang was stunned for a moment, then rushed to the living room, plopped down on the sofa, and grumbled as if he was quite unhappy.
"Then what are you doing here?"
Have you finished your summer homework?
Summer homework… Li Lechen found it amazing that the word came out of Wang Dazhuang's mouth. If Wang Dazhuang were in the same class as him, he wouldn't always be at the bottom of the class in every exam. Fortunately, after entering the senior year, all mock exams were ranked school-wide, and with chubby Wang Dazhuang at the bottom, Li Lechen immediately felt relieved.
"They won't correct the summer homework anyway. Just do the multiple-choice questions randomly and write down a few steps for the essay questions. That'll do."
This was Li Lechen's true thought, and he had essentially opened up to Wang Dazhuang.
As the saying goes, if you give me your heart, I will give you my heart in return. Although Wang Dazhuang was not moved to tears by Li Lechen's words, he still revealed his secret weapon: "The first mock exam of the new semester will be based on the questions from the summer homework."
This is a bombshell, absolutely, but the question is, how did Wang Dazhuang find out?
Wang Dazhuang was pleased with himself: "I studied the first mock exam questions for senior high school students in the past three years and compared them with the summer homework. I found that all the questions in my class came from the summer homework."
This is incredible!
Li Lechen really had to look at Wang Dazhuang with new respect. He had actually compared the past three years' exam questions with summer homework for the mock exam at the beginning of the semester. Crucially, he even used the word "research," immediately elevating this opportunistic method to a technical theoretical level, making it seem sophisticated and high-level.
"Why are you researching this for no reason?" Li Lechen was still puzzled.
Upon hearing this, Wang Dazhuang suddenly shuddered: "You didn't see my mom's big, thick stick... If I get last place in the mock exams at the start of the semester again, she'll beat me with that stick until either my leg or that stick breaks."
"......"
Li Lechen had indeed seen that stick before. He thought it was used in "Three Battles with the White Bone Demon," but it turns out it was used to train academic geniuses.
But this trick actually worked; it "forced" Wang Dazhuang, who had spent the entire summer thinking about masturbating, into becoming a scientific research expert.
"But what good is it if you just know that mock exam questions are related to summer homework? Anyway, my summer homework was done 'randomly,' so copying mine won't help."
"Who wants to copy yours? Even if you did it seriously, I wouldn't dare to copy it!" Wang Dazhuang snorted.
"......"
Li Lechen really wanted to see Aunt Sun beat Wang Dazhuang hard with the stick from "Three Battles with the White Bone Demon," and then see the stick break in the end.
There really are people like that. If they don't speak, you think they deserve a beating; but if they do speak, you think they deserve an even bigger beating.
"I'm going to find a top student to copy their summer homework, and then shrink those twelve summer exam papers twenty times to make a copy," Wang Dazhuang planned earnestly. "The print shop behind our district can shrink things down to the smallest detail, making it an absolute high-definition version. So the key issue now is finding a top student who's willing to let us copy their homework, and then everything will be fine."
The research was indeed very thorough.
For every number of underachievers in a school, there will be just as many high achievers, so finding a high achiever isn't a problem. Of course, whether or not cheating is allowed will be a bit of a hassle.
Hmm? That's not right!
What does "what kind of paddle" mean? Does Wang Dazhuang mean he'll copy and then let himself copy? And then the two of them will improve together? And jointly realize the great rejuvenation of the university dream?
Is there really such a good thing happening down there? Would Wang Dazhuang really be so selfless?
Obviously not!
"Among the top ten students, I think Zhou Mi is the one most likely to break through," Wang Dazhuang concluded.
I knew this wasn't so simple; if something exists, it has value!
“Zhou Mi and I are actually quite distant relatives, and we don’t usually have much contact…” Li Lechen pouted.
Zhou Mi is the son of Li Lechen's maternal grandfather's brother, and the child brought by his second wife. She is indeed his cousin, but they are not related by blood at all, and the law does not prohibit their marriage.
Wang Dazhuang then waved his hand dismissively: "Cousin-cousin relationship is considered distant? In ancient times, this would have been a marriageable relationship!"
"puff--"
You can't judge a book by its cover, and you can't judge a book by its cover. Don't be fooled by Zhou Mi's sweet-sounding name. When you meet her in person, you'll never feel any sweetness at all. She's someone who can crush men in terms of physical strength, intelligence, and even appearance.
Women are often said to be made of water and men to be made of clay, but Zhou Mi is definitely made of cement.