Chapter 1217 Must Quit Drinking

Facts have proved that some things cannot be won by relying on "guts", such as drinking.

When Xiao Peng awoke, Zhao Shanhe was gone. The room, from the table to the floor, had been cleared. Xiao Peng tried to recall it, but it seemed like at first, the two of them had been quite normal, chatting about domestic developments, online opinions of Xiao Peng, and so on. Then, somehow, the conversation took a turn for the worse, with topics like "black girls with long legs and tight skin," "I woke up this morning and saw the girl next to me, and I was shocked awake by the way she took off her makeup," and "Which country has better service?" And what happened next? He only remembered that as they chatted, he felt like he had become a "human fountain," spraying Zhao Shanhe all over, as if he had vomited all over the place. And then, he didn't remember anything else.

Damn, Zhao Shanhe wasn't bragging! He can drink so much that he's just drinking for fun! Look at how clean the table and room are, it means he's fine!

Damn! Where's Kasim? You weren't here when I needed you! What's the point of me raising you?

Xiao Peng has already written down Zhao Shanhe in his notebook, and he must let Kaxin get him drunk once!

Wait! Xiao Peng suddenly looked horrified: Who changed my clothes? Wasn't it Zhao Shanhe? Holy shit, this is terrifying!

He quickly got out of bed and stretched his body. Fortunately, he felt nothing unusually uncomfortable. This made Xiao Peng sigh with relief and sit back on the bed - it was really cold.

Although the fireplace was dead, there was still an electric heater in the house, but even so, Xiao Peng still felt quite cold. The wind was howling outside the house, and it was obvious that the weather was extremely bad.

He is now seriously considering whether to kill Zhao Shanhe and silence him...

Xiao Peng put on his clothes and lit the fireplace, which warmed the room a little. He was still washing up when there was a knock on the door. He opened the door and was almost blown away by the wind. "Fuck!"

A man walked in against the wind and snow and then turned around and closed the door.

"This damn weather!" Of course, it was Zhao Shanhe who came in: "Brother, are you awake?"

Xiao Peng raised his middle finger: "How dare you come here! I really don't want to see you now!"

Zhao Shanhe laughed and said, "Brother, we have to be honest when we talk. It was you who dragged me into this drinking contest. I kept telling you to drink less, but you didn't listen. I kept telling you!"

Xiao Peng rubbed his temples: "You should try to persuade me."

Zhao Shanhe continued, "But it's good. After you got drunk, I realized you're a normal person. I always thought you were superhuman. Only yesterday did I realize you're actually normal. This makes me feel a little better. Otherwise, being with you would be too stressful. We're both human beings, but there's such a huge age gap, so why is there such a big gap?"

Xiao Peng said helplessly, "I didn't lose my composure last night, did I?"

Zhao Shanhe looked at Xiao Peng as if he were a monster. After hesitating for a long time, he said, "Well, apart from the fact that you vomited everywhere, cursed every politician you knew, searched the room for a gun to kill all the British agents, and told me a lot about the differences between women in different European countries, there was basically no misconduct..."

Xiao Peng was wiping his face when his hand holding the towel froze. He was seriously considering whether to kill Zhao Shanhe.

"What's wrong with my clothes?" He asked the most crucial question while observing Zhao Shanhe's expression. This was a question that would determine Zhao Shanhe's fate.

Zhao Shanhe smiled bitterly after hearing this: "Don't mention it! I wanted to help you go to bed to rest yesterday, but what happened next? You insisted that you would get eczema if a man got close to you, and you threw me into the corner. I said, brother, did you grow up eating dinosaurs? I felt like a rag in your hands, and you almost killed me! Look at this big bump on my head?" He showed his head to Xiao Peng. Wow, there was really a big bump on his head: "Fortunately, the house here is a wooden house. If it was cement and concrete, I think my head would at least be broken open!"

Xiao Peng said apologetically, "Sorry, sorry, I'll buy you a drink to make amends!"

"Still drinking?" Zhao Shanhe glared at him, "I won't drink with you even if you kill me!"

"It's okay, it's okay. I won't drink with you. I'll find someone else to drink with you." Xiao Peng said.

Zhao Shanhe immediately saw what Xiao Peng was thinking. "Dude, are you planning on finding someone to help you get back at your wits' end?"

Xiao Peng, his thoughts exposed, laughed awkwardly and said, "How could that be! I'm not that narrow-minded... Then what about my clothes? Who took them off for me?"

Zhao Shanhe said helplessly, "You said you didn't want men to touch you, so I told you to go to the ski resort or resort hotel to find female waiters. You insisted on finding five and showed off your prowess. I had no choice but to help you find them, but wow, when they found you, you were asleep! Your snoring was deafening! I had no choice but to let them help you change your clothes and wipe your body before letting them go. I gave them two thousand each, and you have to report this money to me!"

"Report! Report! Report! I must report!" Xiao Peng was about to look for his wallet when he suddenly remembered he didn't have that much cash: "How about a check?"

Zhao Shanhe laughed out loud, "What the hell! I'm just kidding! I'm not ignorant of the value of things. The wine we drank last night alone must have cost more than 100,000 euros."

Xiao Peng looked out the window and said, "This weather is too terrible, isn't it? I'm afraid the snow will bury this house! Why are you running here on such a bad day instead of staying warm inside?"

Zhao Shanhe put a key on the table: "I drove your electric car back home yesterday, and I'll bring it back to you today."

"Hey, why are you coming here for such a small matter?" Xiao Peng asked.

"There is another big thing!" Zhao Shanhe said.

"Big deal?" Xiao Peng was stunned. "Oh, signing a contract, right? You drafted the contract? You were pretty quick!"

"What?" Zhao Shanhe took off his backpack and pulled out a large device. "I told you yesterday I was invincible at FIFA, but you insisted on competing with me. So I rented a PS5 from the hotel to give you a taste of your power!"

"We talked about this yesterday?" Xiao Peng waved his hand. "Forget it, forget it. Considering you suffered so much yesterday, I won't torture you today!"

Zhao Shanhe, however, looked incredibly energetic. "Dude, you might not know this, but I'm a serious gaming expert. I even run an esports club! Besides DOTA, League of Legends, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and other games, we also have divisions for mobile and console games! I'm into this because I love it, and I'm actually quite skilled. There aren't many people who can beat me at FIFA! What's up? Didn't you learn your lesson from yesterday's drinking contest? Are you bragging again?"

"Provocation?" Xiao Peng looked at Zhao Shanhe: "Do you think I'll fall for it?"

Zhao Shanhe was about to speak when Xiao Peng continued, "Okay, I'm really buying it! I'll make breakfast, you plug in the game console, and think about it now."

"What are you thinking about?" Zhao Shanhe was puzzled.

"Have you decided whether I want to compete with you with one hand or with two feet!"

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