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Chapter 1404 Believe it or not, I will beat you up?
"What am I going to do?" Xiao Peng said after drinking the wine in his glass in one gulp. "Of course, I'm going to take a break and enjoy life."
Chen Zetao said, "That's understandable. How long do you plan to rest?"
Xiao Peng said, "Let's take a break for thirty to fifty years."
"Oh..." Chen Zetao nodded, and suddenly exclaimed: "How long do you want to rest?"
"Thirty to fifty years!" Xiao Peng stood up from the pool and walked towards the sauna room in his hand, holding a long bath towel.
Chen Zetao looked helpless. He stood up, wrapped his lower body with a bath towel and went to the sauna room. As soon as he entered, he heard a woman's laughter.
The women in the sauna were laughing at him.
There were seven or eight men and women here, but he was the only one wrapped in a towel. Xiao Peng also brought a towel with him into the sauna, but he placed it on a wooden platform to protect his butt from getting burned. Everyone else was naked, except Chen Zetao, who was wrapped in a towel. Naturally, some people laughed at him.
Xiao Peng said directly: "Brother Chen, take it off. Don't be the focus of attention here!"
Chen Zetao shrugged after hearing this, took off his bath towel, and followed Xiao Peng's example, placing it on the wooden platform and sitting on it. "Huh, I really can't get used to it."
Xiao Peng laughed and said, "I wasn't used to it at first, but then I just got used to it. I've been hanging out in Northern Europe for the past few years. Just like the cultural differences between the north and south of Daxia, there's also a huge cultural gap between northern and southern Europe."
Just as Chen Zetao was about to speak, he heard a woman say in Dutch, "These Orientals are so dirty! I really don't want to be in a sauna with them!"
"Hmm?" Xiao Peng turned to look across at the three women in their forties and fifties sitting there. The woman who was speaking was relatively younger, probably in her forties and a little overweight. But the woman looked at Xiao Peng and smiled as she spoke in English: "Can you understand English? I mean, this is probably your friend's first time here. Why is he so reserved? He'll get used to it after a few more times!"
Xiao Peng said directly in Dutch: "That's not what I heard you say!"
"You understand Dutch?" the woman was stunned.
"Of course." Xiao Peng nodded and said, "I suggest you apologize for what you just said, otherwise this matter won't be so easy to let go!"
After hearing this, the woman said directly: "Why should I apologize? Was I wrong?"
"You just said 'Orientals are dirty'?" Xiao Peng said with a sullen face, "I really can't pretend I didn't hear you!"
"So what if you heard it?" The woman pointed at Xiao Peng's crotch and said, "You Orientals don't even shave down there. It's disgusting to look at!"
Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said to the woman, "'Treating ignorance as personality' is what people like you are like!"
"What do you mean?" The woman became anxious after hearing this.
Xiao Peng repeated, "I said you 'take ignorance as personality'! You feel superior even just by shaving your hair?"
"This is for beauty and cleanliness!" said the woman.
Xiao Peng shook his head. "Foolish! Today I'm going to teach you a lesson. Listen carefully: humans have evolved over the years to become what they are today. Nothing on them is useless!"
"What's the use of all this hair?" the woman asked. "Who are you trying to fool?"
Xiao Peng said, "I'm going to teach you a lesson today. Remember this: don't underestimate these hairs. They're your first line of defense! They act as a buffer between your body and clothing, preventing friction and resisting the invasion of bacteria and dust! Furthermore, your sweat glands are too large and hidden for white women, making them prone to poor ventilation. These hairs are there to help dissipate heat! It turns out you Europeans don't shave either. This has only been a trend for the last 20 to 30 years, and the first to start this trend were actors in romantic action movies. They did this for the sake of aesthetics, but I didn't expect it would become a trend you guys are following. You're the real deal if you imitate actors in romantic action movies! Let me tell you, the incidence of gynecological diseases among European women in the last 30 years has been 14 times higher than it was three years ago! Why do you think that's the case? I'm telling you, it's because you shaved off these seemingly useless hairs!"
"You're talking nonsense!" The woman simply didn't believe what Xiao Peng said.
Xiao Peng said calmly, "Of course, it's a good thing for you to shave them. After all, you sweat a lot, and the body odor when you sweat is unacceptable. If you don't shave, your hair and underwear will both stink. Speaking of which, you're pretty miserable. If you don't shave, it smells, and if you shave, it's dirty! You've lived to your age and have had countless gynecological problems, and you still think we're dirty? Where do you get the courage? Besides, it's understandable that young people shave their hair like this to be beautiful and attract the opposite sex, but you're still doing this at your age? It's fine if you're not ashamed but proud of it, but you're using this to show off your superiority? To describe you as 'ignorant' is a compliment!"
Xiao Peng's machine-gun-like speech left the woman and his companion stunned. At this moment, applause suddenly broke out in the sauna room. The applause came from several other people in the sauna room. They were applauding Xiao Peng.
"I've seen a lot of quarrels, but it's rare to see one like this!"
"Yeah, not a single dirty word can leave people speechless!"
"Knowledge is power!"
"I won't comment on whether this Oriental guy is right or not, after all, it's beyond my knowledge, but just based on that line 'Orientals are so dirty' I support Orientals. I feel ashamed for my fellow Dutch people to have such a thing!"
The woman was furious and pointed at Xiao Peng and said, "You're such a guts boy!"
Xiao Peng looked embarrassed: "I am indeed very brave, but why do I feel sad instead of happy when an old woman said that to me?"
"You..." The woman was furious.
Xiao Peng spread his hands and said, "Anyway, with your character, you obviously can't apologize to me. I'll piss you off to death!"
"Just wait for me!" The woman left the sauna angrily with her companion.
Xiao Peng said to the people around him, "I'm sorry, everyone, for disturbing your sauna experience. As you can see, that woman is really infuriating."
"It's okay, you have a good temper. If it were me, I would definitely beat her up!"
“That’s right!”
After Xiao Peng thanked everyone, he sat down next to Chen Zetao. Chen Zetao was confused: "What happened?"
Xiao Peng then told Chen Zetao what had just happened. Chen Zetao suddenly realized, "People like this are truly despicable. It's a pity that there are so many of them in Europe!"
Suddenly he slapped his forehead and said, "Damn, what was I thinking about? What did you just say? How long do you plan to rest? Thirty to fifty years? Did I hear correctly?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "Brother Chen, you are not that old yet, are you not hard of hearing yet? I think I can recover after taking a rest for thirty to fifty years."
"...Do you believe I can beat you?"