Chapter 635: Stealing is a disease

After hearing what Xiao Peng said, 'Submachine Gun' said proudly: "This is my girlfriend's car."

The girl who had glanced at Xiao Peng leaned over and whispered in 'Submachine Gun's' ear, "You two definitely didn't have sex, right?"

"...Attila, you have no friends if you talk like that." 'Submachine Gun' said with a frown.

Xiao Peng laughed. "Let me introduce you. This is my friend Shao Feng, and this is Submachine Gun! A very interesting guy! But you have to communicate in English, my friend doesn't speak French."

Shao Feng extended his hand to Tommy Gun for a handshake, but Tommy Gun pulled his hand for a big hug and patted Shao Feng on the shoulder with a standard gang salute: "Attila's friends are my good friends! Shao, Attila saved my life."

Shao Feng was about to reply when Xiao Peng coughed twice.

Tommy Gun gave an apologetic smile. "I'm sorry, Attila. You know my faults. I just wanted to teach your friend a lesson, so he can understand the rules of life here."

Shao Feng didn't understand what the two were talking about, but he saw 'Submachine Gun' take out a wallet from his pocket and hand it to Shao Feng.

"Is this my wallet?" Shao Feng's eyes widened after he took the wallet: "You stole my wallet just now? When we were hugging?"

Tommy Gun nodded. "I tapped your shoulder to get your attention so I could attack you."

Shao Feng didn't know what to say.

Xiao Peng introduced Shao Feng, "Don't underestimate 'Submachine Gun'. He's a true academic genius, a 'rich second generation'. He's a top graduate from Cambridge University and fluent in five languages."

"Nihao, Shao, I'm learning the language!" 'Submachine Gun' stuttered and spoke to Shao Feng in Chinese.

Xiao Peng was also stunned: "Oh my god, you can speak so many words now? You're a language genius!"

Shao Feng asked in confusion: "How did a top student like him become like this? He doesn't look like a rich second-generation."

Xiao Peng explained, "I'm not lying to you. 'Submachine Gun' comes from a well-off family and is a serious academic genius. He used to be a financial analyst at 'Venetian Opportunities,' France's largest short-selling firm. He once gained fame for his successful short-selling of Airbus and Europcar, and was hailed as a rising star in French finance. However, due to his habit of stealing, he was kicked out of his family and company, and ended up like this."

Submachine Gun said, "What's wrong with me? How happy am I? Besides, it's not a 'problem', it's a mental illness. From a psychiatric perspective, my habit of stealing is a mental disorder involving impaired willpower. My recurring, uncontrollable theft isn't driven by financial gain or any other clear purpose; it's simply driven by an irresistible inner impulse. My family sent me to treatment, but it was useless! What else can be done if it can't be cured?"

Seeing his expression, Xiao Peng was very unhappy: "What can't be cured? You just don't want to treat it!"

Hearing him say this, 'Submachine Gun' didn't deny it. "Indeed, I've lived a life of conformity since I was a child. It's really unhappy. I only feel excited when I steal things. There are too many people like me in this era. After being suppressed for a long time, people are more or less prone to some perverted thoughts. I'm just trying to find some excitement by doing something small. It's much better than Christian from the Ministry of Culture, right?"

Xiao Peng burst out laughing after hearing this. Shao Feng was confused and asked, "What are you guys talking about? Why are you laughing like that?"

"Oh, that's right," Xiao Peng explained. "Perverts aren't scary; perverts with power are. The 'submachine gun' Christian is a high-ranking official in the personnel department of the French Ministry of Culture. He was arrested last year, and it caused quite a stir."

"Arrested? Why?" Shao Feng asked, puzzled. "Corruption and bribery?"

Xiao Peng said helplessly, "Don't think of corruption and bribery just because you hear an official was arrested! This isn't China. Didn't you hear I said 'pervert'? Isn't this guy an official from the French Ministry of Culture? So he often goes as HR to interview new female employees, and then he offers them drinks..."

"Did you put drugs in the drinks and sexually assault those women?" Shao Feng interrupted Xiao Peng and asked.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "It is true that drugs were given, but they were strong diuretics."

"Diuretic?" Shao Feng was confused.

Xiao Peng nodded. "Diuretics, as the name suggests, are drugs that cause urination. They're very effective for elderly and obese hypertensive patients. Christian would give the women a drink containing diuretics and then take them for a walk while they discussed work. The French Ministry of Culture building is right on the banks of the Seine. How fitting is a stroll along the riverbank for the French? But there aren't usually any public restrooms there, and that's when Christian's goal was achieved: he loved watching women pee in front of him. According to police statistics, he had at least two hundred victims during his time on the job."

Shao Feng was silent for a while: "You pervert!"

Xiao Peng laughed and said, "Dude, don't laugh at others. Maybe you have a perverted side that no one knows about. These psychopaths are very good at disguising themselves before they are caught! Just like that Christian, maybe the victim should thank him for blocking others' view and keeping watch when he couldn't hold his urine and made a fool of himself."

"You're the pervert!" Shao Feng retorted, "I'm a good young man with a clean background and good mental health!"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "'Submachine Gun,' can you recommend a suitable girl to my friend with 'clean background and healthy mental health'? Shao Feng, don't think that all the girls here are bad. In fact, many of them are college students. That's the way it is. The more well-educated the ladies, the more interested they are in such chaotic places and these little hooligans!"

After hearing this, 'Submachine Gun' said, "It's rare to see two Orientals here. In fact, I don't even need to introduce you. I wonder how many people are interested in you!"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "No way? I've been here so many times, why is there never any girl interested in me?"

Tommy Gun pondered for a moment and said, "Because you're not wearing a suit?"

Xiao Peng's face was filled with black lines.

Just then, a girl who was dancing in the crowd saw them and waved to Shao Feng.

Shao Feng smiled and said to Xiao Peng, "Brother, I'm going to the 'Bonbonniere' first! Oh, this world really is all about looks."

Before he could finish his words, Xiao Peng gave him a middle finger.