Chapter 707 Risk Document

Only Xiao Peng gave a thumbs-up: "Brother, that's a great idea! Just for that line 'THEY ARE DOGS', I'll buy you a drink tonight!"

The phrase 'THEY ARE DOGS' is the one that best highlights the vulgar nature of some British people.

There is an actor in the UK nicknamed "Chao Ye": during an interview, he directly and publicly insulted a Chinese actress, saying that the Chinese actress was "ugly beyond measure", and then used "she is a dog" to describe the Chinese actress.

After the incident became a big deal, people said: This is British humor, don’t you have a sense of humor?

Then, countless British people took to Twitter and other social media platforms to demand that others accept their so-called "sense of humor." Of course, the most infuriating thing was some of the star's Chinese fans, who said things like, "What they said is right, that Chinese actress is really ugly," and so on.

Xiao Peng even wondered if these crazy fans didn't understand English or just liked being dogs. Didn't they know about the "Chinese and dogs are not allowed" rule a hundred years ago?

Don't these people understand that being ugly is one thing, and having good manners is another? Regardless of whether the actress is Chinese or not, as a "British gentleman," publicly insulting someone's appearance with such remarks simply demonstrates your lack of refinement. And you expect others to accept your so-called "British humor" after doing such things?

Fuck you!

But Fabian said, "That won't work. These two girls are buying us drinks tonight. You owe me one!"

Pascal said from the side: "No matter what, take me with you when the time comes!"

Xiao Peng asked in return, "Fabian at least provoked their anger, what did you do?"

"Oh." Pascal turned around and said, "The British are all dogs!"

"Okay! You get one too!"

Seeing the three people chatting, the people at the scene also came to their senses: "They are looking for death, right?"

“Kill them!”

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "I'm the one who's challenging you guys, are you guys going to accept it or not?"

"Good boy! You've got guts!" Peter Irving pointed at Xiao Peng and said, "I accept your challenge!"

"Wait!" Peter Irving's wife suddenly spoke up: "Honey, don't fall for it! Who knows if this guy is trying to scam you? He looks like a martial artist. You're so angry now, be careful if you accidentally kill him and they blame you!"

After hearing this, Pete Irving said to his wife, "You heard what they said! I'm going to be pissed if I don't beat him up!"

But Peter Irving's wife reminded him, "They have to sign a risk document!"

Peter Irving's eyes lit up after hearing this: "Yes, yes, a risk document! I say, Chinese people, do you dare to sign a risk document?"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Risk document? What is that?"

Now everyone was even more certain that Xiao Peng was an amateur.

Pete Irving said, "It means that no matter what happens during our competition, the other party will not be held responsible! All consequences, such as medical expenses, will be borne by the other party themselves!"

Her wife added, "That includes funeral expenses!"

Everyone at the scene burst into laughter: "Yes, yes, that includes funeral expenses!"

"Do you dare to come?"

"Are you scared?"

Xiao Peng suddenly realized: "Oh, it's a 'life and death agreement'! Of course it's possible. By the way, Fabian, can you help me ask, is it legal to sign a 'life and death agreement' here?"

"Of course it's legal!" Fabian said, "A document signed by adults like this is of course legally binding. Why, isn't it legal where you are?"

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "Of course! In our country, if it's an informal competition, like the one we're having now, even signing a 'life and death agreement' is useless. For example, if someone is beaten to death, they will be held criminally responsible. However, if it's a serious sports competition and there are casualties, there's no legal responsibility."

"Why?" Fabian asked with wide eyes.

Xiao Peng spread his hands and said, "It's like you want to die, and you write me a letter of authorization to kill you. If I kill you, even if I show you the letter of authorization, I will still have to bear the legal responsibility!"

Fabian's eyes widened. "What legal responsibility will you bear for this? I've officially entrusted you with the task, and you're just agreeing to my request."

"Huh?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened after hearing this and he thought for a long time. "Well, I can only say that our legal system is different. We put people first. But we didn't have this concept back then. You call it a 'risk document', we call it a 'life and death statement'. Back then, China was more chaotic and martial arts were popular. And going to the ring to compete was full of risks. After all, 'fists and feet have no eyes', right? Fights often resulted in injuries, disability, and even deaths. So back then, everyone had to sign a 'life and death statement' before going to the ring, and fighting in the ring was a serious fight for their lives. Now that life is better, the nature of traditional martial arts has changed. It's gone from a killing skill to a performance or fitness. Naturally, it's not a life-and-death struggle like before! But this has become a 'fig leaf' for those scammers who use the name 'traditional martial arts'. Whenever they lose, they say that kung fu is a one-shot kill, and they lost because they were protecting their opponents."

"Hey, are you going to sign or not?" Doug, a strong man on the side, shouted.

Xiao Peng said helplessly, "I'm just waiting for you to bring it over quickly! Hurry up and take it!"

Peter Irving sneered after hearing this: "Chinese, just for your courage, I promise you today that I won't take your life! But if you provoke me, don't expect me to let you go!"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Brother, are you going to fight someone with your mouth? Are you going to talk me to death?"

"Doug, go get the risk paperwork!"

Billy was shocked to hear that Xiao Peng was actually going to sign the 'risk document'. He leaned over and whispered, "Xiao, I know a bit about Chinese culture. Don't you often say things like 'gentlemen' and 'walls'? Anyway, it means staying away from risks."

"You mean 'A gentleman doesn't stand under a dangerous wall,' right?" Xiao Peng curled his lips and said, "Do you think I look like a gentleman?"

Billy said, "How about I ask my bodyguard to come over?"

Fabian patted Billy and said, "Billy, do you think those thieves were beaten up pitifully?"

Billy didn't understand why Fabian mentioned those thieves, but he nodded: "Walter and the others are really too cruel, much more cruel than my bodyguards!"

Pascal said, "If you knew why everyone in the sea view community of La Ciotat in Marseilles is so obediently listening to the flute and suona, you wouldn't be so worried!"

"What does this have to do with suona?" Billy was even more confused!

Pascal said, "It's a long story, I'll tell you later. Anyway, don't worry. Xiao just happened to be so angry that he didn't beat up those thieves, and this is finally a way to vent his anger! I really should thank them! They're such good people!"