Xu Zhaozhao felt utterly exasperated. She woke up one day and found herself transmigrated into the wicked biological mother of the story's great villain. According to the original novel, the or...
Only Xu Zhaozhao and Gu Yulin, Qin Yueling and Xiao Kai were present.
Tongtong's shooting schedule clashed with today's, so she couldn't come this time. In that case, Qin Yueling will play Xiaokai's mother instead.
At 9 o'clock sharp, the red dots on all the cameras lit up, indicating that the live broadcast had begun.
"Welcome everyone to the live broadcast room of the third episode of the children's variety show 'Baby is Great'."
The film opens with the director's routine small talk.
[Sorry, it's lagging, please don't try to connect, I've already reconnected three times!]
My goodness, there are so many people today!
[They got in, but there's no video feed, which is ridiculous!]
...
The director looked at these comments and the words he was about to say stopped in his throat.
I'm here to see Gu Qingyan's "first on-screen kiss" partner; I heard she's a "vixen"!
This comment garnered many likes, and many people came with this intention.
Xu Zhaozhao's current level of fame is probably unmatched by many popular young actresses.
So... as soon as the live stream started, the audience focused their attention on Xu Zhaozhao.
All four of them wore the school uniforms of Hope Primary School. Originally, there were only children's uniforms, but the production team rushed to make adult uniforms for this filming.
Her blue and white school uniform made her skin look even whiter, and her casually tied bun left many small wisps of hair, exuding a lazy beauty.
However, Xu Zhaozhao also looked a little embarrassed on camera; her clothes were too small and even showed her waistline.
[Could Xu Zhaozhao have done this on purpose? (Referring to her previous alteration of clothes, this is indeed something Xu Zhaozhao is capable of doing.)]
Is this "human vixen" about to target elementary school students? Tsk tsk tsk.
[Sister is so cute!! I didn't get a reaction to yesterday's erotic photos, but my sister totally blew me away in her school uniform!]
[You really can't tell she's had a child... I think this is a normal physiological structure, right? It's just that her clothes are a little small, it's not like she's not wearing anything. Why are some men in the comments getting so worked up?]
Kids aren't as filthy as you. If you stripped naked and walked around in front of them, all they'd ask would be: "How did such an ugly monkey get into the school?"
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Comments like these kept flashing in the comments section, and the video kept buffering.
The live stream took a full five minutes to recover before the numbers returned to normal—most of the viewers were just there to watch Xu Zhaozhao, and they would leave after saying a curse.
It's normal for a controversial actress to receive such comments, and the director didn't take it to heart.
"In the last episode, our mothers and children went to the amusement park. While having fun, we must not forget to study."
The director continued, recounting the previous events: "So, today we've arrived at the Capital Hope Primary School for a day of study tour activities."
[A Hope Primary School... the most expensive primary school in Beijing, bar none. Now I think I know why the production team ran out of money...]
[Frog Fun, last episode was about Xia Huai, this episode is about Hope Primary School. Your program is my only way to understand high society!]
I've heard that the children at Hope Primary School are all geniuses. I can't wait to see them compete against Yu Yu!
[Fish, fish, fish, fish, go for it!! (During my pregnancy, I watched every single one of Fish's live streams without missing a single one. I hope my baby grows up to look like this!)]
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The audience got excited just from the revelation of the filming location.
The director was very satisfied with their reaction. "As you all have noticed, there are only two groups of guests in front of the camera today."
"Tongtong cannot participate in today's recording due to scheduling conflicts. We will have two guest stars today!"
It's okay, we still have our daughter, Yuyu [starry-eyed]
[Can't wait! Who will be the guest star this episode?!]
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The director didn't keep them in suspense any longer, saying, "Please welcome our guest stars."
As soon as he finished speaking, the four of them clapped sparsely in response to the director.
Under the gaze of the four people, a beautifully dressed woman walked up with a little boy in her hand.
She smiled gracefully and greeted the camera: "Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Qin, the internet celebrity teacher."
The little boy he was holding had his head down, wearing glasses, and his other hand, which wasn't being held, was holding a book called "Elementary School Math Olympiad".
His face was expressionless. "My name is Lele, and I am six years old."
With just a couple of self-introductions, they were already recognized by some people.
[Teacher Xiao and Lele! I've seen their videos; this little boy has won so many awards under Teacher Xiao's guidance!]
Wow, it's Teacher Xiao! She seems to be a pretty good teacher; she's managed to teach Lele so well.
[Xu Zhaozhao should learn from the teacher what the right way to educate children is!]
Although you guys keep praising the teacher and Lele, why does Lele seem unhappy?
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"Welcome, Teacher Xiao and Lele."
"Lele has already won many academic awards at the age of six, and is a role model for us. At the same time, Lele is also a first-grade student at Hope Primary School."
Let our children, together with Lele, walk into the Hope Primary School!
The director spoke with great passion, and he couldn't help but applaud himself.
Xiao Qin smiled broadly, "I will also share all my methods for educating children."
The pace of live-streamed variety shows is very fast; after introducing the guests, they immediately get to the main topic.
The director cued the flow of the lesson: "The public class is about to begin. Please move to the classroom, groups of guests."
Everyone started moving.
We arrived at the classroom quickly and took our seats in the places designated by the production team.
The classroom was filled with children, except for the three "mothers" from the production team.
"Welcome, children and parents."
The teacher stood on the podium with a kind and approachable expression. "Today, our gifted children's class will be teaching elementary school math olympiad, and Mr. Xiao will be our instructor."
Amid applause, Xiao Qin walked onto the stage with a smile: "Let's first learn about geometry..."
Xu Zhaozhao could no longer hear the words that followed, and the pen in her hand had already drawn several caterpillars on the white paper.
Before transmigrating into the book, Xu Zhaozhao would always feel sleepy in math class, and this was no exception after she transmigrated.
Xu Zhaozhao started to doze off just a few minutes after Teacher Xiao began speaking on stage.
With one hand pressed against her forehead, she swayed back and forth—a skill Xu Zhaozhao had mastered in high school, allowing her to keep shaking her head without it falling off.
[This is hilarious! Is Xu Zhaozhao asleep?]
[This is exactly like me in math class, Xu Zhaozhao, you're filming a show, don't be so down-to-earth.]
What exactly does this sugar daddy want from her? Is it that she's just a pretty face who only relies on her son? Is it her relationship with the movie star? Is it that she falls asleep in class?
[Speechless. Dozing off in class shows no respect for the teacher or the children! The children are setting a bad example for the future flowers of our nation!]
Sigh, sometimes sleepiness is something you just can't control...
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"Xu Zhaozhao!"
Teacher Xiao on the stage had just finished explaining a knowledge point when his gaze sharpened, and he sternly rebuked Xu Zhaozhao, who was dozing off.
All eyes in the class were on Xu Zhaozhao.
Xu Zhaozhao stood up reflexively, muttering, "Do you want to help Plankton steal the Krabby Patty?!"
The children all understood the joke, and their suppressed laughter could be heard.
Xiao Qin's face turned even uglier.