At the age of five, a fortune teller said that I would be able to see through other people's thoughts when I grow up.
My parents thought I was a genius and devoted the whole family's ...
Chapter 103: On "Observing People", Master is Really an Expert
The master smoked slowly, always taking a puff when the cigarette was about to go out. After finally finishing the cigarette, he twisted the butt into the ashtray and said:
Your analysis of Qianqian is generally correct. She has artistic sensibility, but lacks diligence. The character she chose for her divination is "yue," meaning "joy," meaning "a child under the mouth." You understand. Her sexy appearance stems from premature pregnancy and the resulting high secretion of estrogen.
I said, "Master, please stop for a moment. I have a question. What's the difference between breast enlargement in a young girl and breast enlargement caused by high estrogen secretion after pregnancy?"
The master taught me carefully. Then he talked about the girl Tiantian and said:
Tiantian, the girl with the best artistic sense, is a reader, and at least enjoys watching Lecture Room, where she knows that "Wild Celery's Ugly Presentation" is a historical allusion. She is also very beautiful and comes from an intellectual family.
She got the character "田" (Field), which means she will have artistic achievements in the future. However, she is strong-willed and competitive, and will inevitably suffer setbacks.
"So, the best girl is Xiaoxiao?" I asked.
The master said: "Everyone has their own strengths. But Xiaoxiao has the best destiny. She has several specialties." Then, the master analyzed it to me in detail.
First, she has a very high emotional intelligence. When Yishu said "Wild celery, humble presentation," she smiled knowingly. Second, she opened her mouth but didn't rush to show off.
Second, she's considerate of others. When Qianqian insisted on asking what it meant, she played dumb and said "yeqinloucheng" meant "I'll pour the wine." She knew how to use a joke to defuse a situation. She'd rather you think she was an idiot.
Thirdly, she is diligent. Whether she is pouring wine, distributing soup, or helping people add rice, she knows her position and is neither arrogant nor overbearing.
Fourth, she predicted the character "Xing," asking about wealth. The timing was auspicious. It's early April, the season of birdsong and lush grass. Secondly, it's evening, when the wind blows into the night, and spring begins.
After the master finished speaking, he looked at me.
I looked ashamed and said, "Your analysis is very detailed and you really see the essence behind things."
After a while, I asked again, "What kind of person do you want to choose, Boss Yi?"
The master smiled and said: Now, I can tell you. Shi Tinghe Yi always looks for a nanny for a "big boss" family.
At this moment, I couldn't help but scream: "Ah——?"
Poverty really limits imagination. To find a nanny, do you have to go to such great lengths, go through layers of screening, and even hire a master to check?
The master said seriously, "I didn't want to tell you, but today I must tell you. I want you to understand some truths in the world."
I nodded. "You have my say. I'm all ears."
As if seeing through my heart, the master said, "Your first feeling is that I am insulted for coming so far to choose a nanny for someone else's family."
I nodded seriously, indicating that I was indeed indignant.
The master said solemnly, "The first thing you must remember is this: What you consider a small matter may be a huge matter in the eyes of others, so big that it will keep them awake."
The master went on to say, "For example, if the boss's wife said, 'Xiao Shi, do you think there is a good nanny?'" Shi Ting would not be able to sleep well.
He wanted to understand his wife's preferences and what kind of nanny she wanted. He wasn't sure where to find such a nanny and was afraid of being overwhelmed by the choices, so he asked me to help him.
I gasped. I thought, I thought it was Mr. Yi's problem, but it seems it's really Mr. Shi's, or maybe just Mr. Yi and Mr. Shi's. Besides, Mr. Shi is an official after all, so there are some things he can't handle directly, so he asks Mr. Yi to handle them.
The master stared at me and said, "So, I didn't feel insulted. In our line of work, we try to help others. If we can't help with big things, we'll help with small things."
Conversely, what we consider a big deal is considered a small matter by them. For example, if you want to contract a project but can't find anyone to do it for you, to the Department of History, it's a small matter. Just give them a heads-up.
When Master said these philosophical words, I broke out in a cold sweat.
Master then taught me, "The second sentence you must remember is: All men are not created equal. God says that all men are created equal. Then why does he want to be God? If you were to become God, would he give up his throne?
If you believe that everyone is equal, then you will be cynical. If you understand this, you will know that the only way out is to improve yourself."
I feel like I have opened my third eye tonight because I am with Master.
The master finally said, "Third sentence: It doesn't matter if someone is good or bad when hiring; the right person is good. The boss's wife wants someone who knows a little about piano, because she can't play it well herself. If someone is too good at piano, she will immediately reject him. The wife also doesn't want a nanny who is too beautiful, as that would also be a disaster. Therefore, Tiantian can be ruled out."
As for Qianqian, she plays the piano well, but like Tiantian, she is clumsy at the table and a bit princess-like, waiting for others to serve her. Even so, she returned it after using it for a day.
I quickly said, "Yes, Xiaoxiao is the best! Xiaoxiao knows how to play the game of 'Wild Celery and Vulgar Presentation', but she plays dumb, doesn't talk much, is steady with her words, is hardworking, and is likable. She's neither offensive nor ugly, and her piano skills are average, but passable."
I suddenly felt something was wrong and added, "There's one question I haven't thought through clearly: how could a college student become a nanny?"
The master laughed heartily. "Wan Shanhong, you only went to high school, and your worship of college is blind. What's so great about being a college student? There are plenty of people who can't find a job. Work as a nanny in the boss's house for a few years, and I'll help her find a good job. She'll even get to know a lot of people."
Now I understood, patting my head: "Yes, I can often enjoy the 'wild celery' sent by President Yi, Shi Ting and others."
The master laughed out loud.
I asked, "Who is Mr. Yi?"
The master said, "The financial backer behind Yaxing Pharmaceutical."
I suddenly understood and remembered the advertisement that was playing on TV: India has magic oil, Kyushu has elegant fun, and I will guarantee your happiness.
I thought to myself: No wonder this advertisement is so popular and the slogan has not been changed in five years.
At this time, Master took out the slip of paper that Mr. Yi had given him and said to me, "Sign your name on it."
This is a signature sheet with two boxes printed on it. Master had already signed his name on it, and I also wrote my name on it.
"What does this mean?" I asked.
The master shook his head. "I don't know either. Maybe it's a shopping card or something."
The next morning, Mr. Yi had breakfast with Master and me and tried to get us to stay a few more days. Master insisted on leaving, so Mr. Yi pulled out two cards he had prepared long ago and said:
"Whenever you come, you can use this card to make purchases. It includes food and lodging. When you leave, just sign your name."
After that, we gave each of us one. The master didn't take it, but I accepted it.
Mr. Yi saw us off to the car and brought two gift bags. He reminded me that the red bag was for my master.
He stood in the parking lot to see us off. Even after the car had driven a long way off, I could still see him waving in the rearview mirror.
This is self-cultivation, I sighed in my heart.