Chapter 383: Formula for Calculating Lifespan

He Yun looked at my surprised expression and froze for a moment. Seeing his unnatural expression, I realized that my expression was also wrong and said with a smile, "Hello, what's going on?"

"President Zheng has arrived at his office and asked me to invite you upstairs to sit down."

Office? Oh, right, this is his association's resort hotel, and the president has an office here. My stuck brain suddenly became clear, and I smiled and said, "Okay, okay."

I followed him up to the third floor, wondering if I should call Tang Man. Then I thought, let's hold off for now and see what happens.

He Yun opened the door and saw two people sitting inside. Chairman Zheng stood up and said to me, "Look who's here?"

"Mr. Liu."

"Teacher Wan."

The two pairs of hands were clasped together and shaken vigorously.

Chairman Zheng extended his hand and said, "Sit down, sit down. I didn't tell you that Mr. Qiming was coming to Cebu. I just wanted to give you a surprise."

I said, "To use Tao Yuanming's poem, 'A caged bird longs for its old forest, a fish in a pond longs for its old home.' On this island where there are few Chinese, I look forward to your visit."

Chairman Zheng joked, "Isn't there a girl named Tang Man?"

My face flushed and I said, "If both of us weren't married, we could still hold hands and run on the beach. A married man, haha. If I get in touch with her more, I'm afraid she'll say in her heart, 'You scumbag.'"

He Yun made some coffee and left.

"Scumbag?" Liu Qiming, having had limited contact with mainland China, was completely unfamiliar with these buzzwords. Chairman Zheng, however, frequently interacted with Chinese people. He smiled and said, "Like the dregs of chewed sugarcane. Scum."

Liu Qiming said, "Oh, I see. I know Tang Man. Why don't you ask her to come along?"

"Okay, I'll make a call."

After I dialed the number, he said, "Go to the third floor. Director Liu from the Acupuncture Center is here too."

After a while, Tang Man came in and called out, "Uncle Liu." The two hugged each other symbolically, and she hugged Chairman Zheng again.

Chairman Zheng made her a cup of coffee, which frightened her so much that she kept saying, "I can do it myself, I can do it myself."

The four of them sat down and chatted casually for more than ten minutes before they got down to business.

Chairman Zheng said, "Teacher Wan, you're worrying too much. After being scared by Crook once, you've become cautious.

I showed Mr. Qiming the "Self-Care Requirements" you sent me. Let me hear what he has to say first."

Tang Man was confused until President Zheng talked about "Conditions for Self-Care" and then she understood the topic of the conversation.

Liu Qiming said: "I exchanged views with the president. Cruz's recovery should be fine under your treatment.

As for psychological recovery, I can say that the standards set by the Philippines are closed-door."

Hearing this, my nervousness relaxed a little, and I asked, "What's your reason...?"

Liu Qiming turned on his phone, and I immediately took out the paper document I had with me: "Look at this more clearly."

Liu Qiming pointed to the second one and said:

"In terms of interpersonal relationships, one should be able to handle personnel relationships well and handle some matters independently. This one is wrong.

Professor Cruz, President Zheng and I both know him well. He's very kind to his patients, but he looks down on some of his colleagues.

You ask him to manage his interpersonal relationships well, but can he do it? He's just so proud and arrogant. As the Chinese say, "It's easy to change a country, but hard to change one's nature." Is this something a doctor can cure?

As for the third point, being able to mentally withstand all kinds of pressure on your own, this one is also unscientific. It depends on the intensity of the pressure. Even psychologists commit suicide. Doesn't he know how to treat himself psychologically?

So this standard is unscientific. If Crook insists, we can sue him. We can even push the health department to revise the regulations."

After hearing what Liu Qiming said, I suddenly realized. That's right, Crook is too rigid. If I insist on doing this, Liu Qiming has a point.

At this time, President Zheng asked, "You haven't let Crook see this document yet, right?"

I shook my head.

Chairman Zheng said, "It's very troublesome to go to court. I will go to Crook tomorrow and explain to him that part of this regulation is wrong. That's the first point."

Secondly, now that Cruz can speak, his attitude is crucial. He's a doctor, and he can't do the second and third things mentioned in the document. I can convince him, and he definitely won't make things difficult for you."

I said, "We're all from the same country, whether we're close or not. I'm grateful for your support here."

Chairman Zheng said, "So you still have to go to work this afternoon?"

"Tang Man can just go over there."

Chairman Zheng said, "Tang Man, you go first. We'll have dinner together later."

Tang Man stood up, looking a little worried.

I saw through her thoughts and said, "Tell Crook that the hospital documents can't be faxed over until tonight or tomorrow morning."

Tang Man bowed to everyone and left.

Chairman Zheng said to me, "You are a master. Calculate what Mr. Liu is here for this time."

I smiled and said, "He came to see the president and to see me, his little brother."

Liu Qiming smiled and said, "No, I invited the president to visit you specifically."

Chairman Zheng said, "The day after you met and chatted with him last time, he called me and described the conversation in detail. He said he admired you very much and wanted to talk to you about family matters this time."

I said, "Okay. It's been a while since I've had a good chat in Chinese."

Chairman Zheng said, "Before he starts chatting with you, let me interrupt. I heard that a skilled fortune teller can calculate how long a person will live, is that right?"

I said, "President, there's no need to calculate this. You can figure it out yourself later."

"How do I calculate it myself?"

Liu Qiming also became interested and leaned forward.

"We often say sex and life, which means that sex and life are connected. Without sex, life will not last long. The specific formula is:

When a normal person has no sexual desire at all + (age at the time of no sexual desire divided by five) = how long he will live. For example, if a person has no sexual desire at the age of 60, then the lifespan is 60 + (60/5=12) = 72 years old.

They both screamed in surprise: "Huh?"

Chairman Zheng said, "What if it's a monk?"

"Monk, he still has sexual desire."

Liu Qiming said, "What about diabetics?"

"A diabetic also has sexual desire, but his sexual desire is weakened."

Chairman Zheng said, "What if you don't have a wife anymore?"

"He doesn't have a wife, but his normal sexual desire still exists."

They both smiled and said, "You're interesting."

I said, "This was told to me by a man named Dong. At the time, he said he wouldn't live past five years. I asked why, and he gave me this formula."

Chairman Zheng laughed and said, "It seems that the sayings 'food, sex, and nature are also human nature' and 'life, life,' do have a lot of history."

I said, "Don't take it too seriously. What I like most is Mr. Liu's family history."

Liu Qiming said, "You were so accurate last time. I really want to have a long talk with you."