Chapter 522: Let her not cry all night

Reading reminder: the word "雅" in this chapter is not a typo.

At 2:30 in the afternoon, Principal Hu arrived on time.

I poured her a cup of tea.

Principal Hu said, "My daughter had a fight with her boyfriend yesterday. She came home crying and said she would never have anything to do with that guy again."

I smiled slightly.

Principal Hu was puzzled and asked, "Impossible?"

I said, "Principal, I want to talk to you about some adult things. Maybe I'm too blunt and you'll think I'm very vulgar."

Principal Hu shook his head: "How could I think you were vulgar?"

"Well, then I have no qualms. From a broader perspective, humans are a type of intelligent animal among many other animals."

Principal Hu nodded.

"Humans did not evolve; they were created by God."

"Yes, the Chinese say it was created by Nuwa, and the Bible says it was created by God."

"It was created by a god named Et."

"Where did you see this theory?"

"It doesn't matter where I saw the theory. As long as it's more acceptable, better than existing theories, and more logical, that's all that matters."

She nodded.

The universe is vast, and the planets have evolved differently. Etter believes that Earth has evolved to the point where life can survive.

So, he created many kinds of animals on Earth, from dinosaurs to gorillas, and then injected them with "soul".

"Spirit" is not a soul, but a skill that allows communication with the gods. Through continuous domestication, one of these animals was finally chosen as the communicator. This is human beings.

Not all humans are psychic. Only a very small number of people can communicate with the spirits and the Ether. For example, witches, prophets, and a few scientists.

For example, Einstein, who lived on Earth, actually had mathematical formulas and calculated the laws of the universe. He was a psychic person."

The more Principal Hu listened, the more confused he became. He had no idea what I was saying.

I took her feelings into consideration and brought the subject back to the topic. I continued:

"However, as long as there are people with spiritual connection, Et is satisfied. Humans possess spiritual connection, and they can think, create, and transform their environment.

Thus, humans survived and gradually developed into civilization.

However, Et discovered that there was one thing he couldn't change: human animality. When it came to sex, humans reverted to being animals. "Dear Principal, would you mind my using more metaphors?"

Principal Hu's face flushed.

"But I still have to say it. Only then can you deeply understand my actions."

"move?"

"Yes. No need to ask too much now."

She nodded.

"In the face of sex, humans tear off all disguises and become like wild beasts, without soul or reason. Women, in particular, have zero IQ. This usually happens in the following way."

Principal Hu lowered his head and didn't dare look at me.

First, once they have tasted the sweetness of sex, both men and women crave it a second time, a third time, and even N times. Your daughter has already tasted the sweetness, and even if they have quarreled, it was just a temporary emotional fluctuation.

Then, the overwhelming sexual attraction will make her mind unable to compete with her body. As long as the man admits his mistake to her and hugs her, she will be soft.

Principal Hu was a little nervous, as if the man would hug his daughter again in a few days. Besides being nervous, he was also a little angry.

"Whether you're nervous or angry, you've been through this before. This is why some bad guys can find good women. It's because they exploit this fact.

It's like giving you some opium. Once you take it, you become dependent on it and look forward to you giving it to her again and again. She'll keep taking it.

Because she can't live without it. That's how it's done.

Principal Hu said, "We have always kept a close eye on her and she has never done anything wrong. It's just that this time she fell victim to this person's poison."

I sneered, "Yeah, because you're so strict, she won't mess around. Once she falls in love with a guy, she'll find her opium and can only smoke him.

It would be better if I just did something else, I could just smoke a different opium and get rid of this guy easily."

Principal Hu's whole body was shaking.

"Actually, Et is also very troubled. If he doesn't retain his human animal nature, humans will lose their motivation to do this kind of work, and without motivation, they will skip work.

No one wants to do boring, unproductive things. If sex becomes a pleasurable experience, humans will be willing to work overtime at night and embrace the 996 schedule. Only then can the human race thrive.

If human animality is allowed to run rampant, premature love, extramarital affairs, and incest will occur.

After repeated attempts at balancing, Et had no choice but to let it go in order to have someone to help him guard the Earth.

Therefore, humans have formed two extremes. On the one hand, they are constantly evolving and becoming highly civilized. For example, in high-end restaurants, people wear a scarf around their necks even when eating, for fear that a drop of soup will splash on their clothes.

But when humans take off their clothes, they scream, tear, roar, and bite, just like tigers, lions, cats, and dogs. There is absolutely no difference.

Principal Hu turned his face away, wanting to laugh but feeling embarrassed. He turned his head and rolled his eyes at me.

I said, "Principal, I'm talking to you about an academic issue. I'm being so blunt and direct. Your daughter won't turn back."

She stared at me seriously and asked, "Have I raised this daughter in vain?"

"Yes, it's useless to reason with her. She's in the hormonal phase now, and her animal instincts outweigh her rationality. Reasoning won't work."

She kept shaking her head and sighing, and wiped the corners of her eyes with a tissue from the coffee table.

"Don't be too hasty. Let me give you a suggestion."

She immediately threw the tissue into the trash.

"Physiological problems should be solved with physiological methods."

Her expression brightened: "You can?"

I nodded.

She immediately stood up, picked up the teapot and poured me some tea. As she poured, she said:

"By the way, you said before that you had taken action."

"I'll give you a pitcher of water and let her drink it."

"What water?"

"Love Potion."

"Is there really such a thing?"

I nodded.

She hesitated again and asked cautiously:

"Will this have any effect on her body?"

"Principal, I know what you're thinking. You're worried that drinking the love potion will make her emotionally indifferent, or even cause her sexual dysfunction, affecting her fertility, right?"

Her head was like a chicken pecking at rice.

I said, "Forget Love Water is a Chinese herbal medicine that temporarily reduces sexual desire. The temporary and the reduction exist at the same time.

First of all, it won't last long, but if you control the concentration, it can last for a month, a year, or even several years.

Secondly, it is reduced, not eliminated. Just like a child with a high fever of 40 degrees Celsius, we only reduce the fever and return it to normal temperature, not completely eliminate it.

Principal Hu nodded

"I'll make you a pot of love potion that will last for three months. It will make her indifferent to this kind of thing, or even disgusted with it, within three months.

"You must do some ideological work within these three months, and your persuasion will be effective. I can guarantee that she will cool down and even dislike this person. Therefore, the love potion is not superstition."

Principal Hu said, "I'm planning to have her work at my brother-in-law's company, which is over a thousand miles away from Upstate. My brother-in-law has found a reliable boy for her."

"That's even better. Let me tell you a joke."

"joke?"

"Yes, it's boring to talk about academics all the time."

There was a smile in her eyes, her lips pursed, and she glanced at me.

"There was a CEO named Wang who wanted to break up with his lover, who asked for 5 million yuan in severance pay. So Wang spent 300,000 yuan to send her to a CEO training class in Beijing.

The lover met some richer bosses than Lao Wang and immediately threw herself into the arms of another boss. She gave Lao Wang one million and said, "Don't bother me anymore." Therefore, it is very important to change the external environment.

Principal Hu laughed so hard that he kept shouting "ouch".

I said, "Is it funny? Not funny. This is how the environment changes people."

After Principal Hu laughed, he said seriously:

"Teacher Wan, I mean what I say. As long as the two of them separate, I'm willing to pay you one hundred thousand yuan. I mean what I say."

"Money, I don't care. If anyone wants to study or transfer schools, the principal can just help."

She said, “That’s not necessary.”

I said, "Come tomorrow morning. I still need to get the medicine and grind it into powder."

Principal Hu thanked us repeatedly and left.

I drove to the pharmacy and asked the navigation system, "Please play the music 'Love Water'.

A song started playing in the car. As I listened, I couldn't help but sing along:

Give me a cup of forgetfulness water,

In exchange for a night without tears.

Even if I get drunk,

Even if my heart breaks,

Won't see me cry.